The world spun.
Not metaphorically. Literally. Like someone had tossed his soul into a cosmic blender and hit "liquify."
His mind reeled. He couldn't breathe. Couldn't scream. Couldn't even think—until suddenly, the chaos vanished.
Cold grass prickled his back.
The scent of fresh air, faint medicinal herbs, and distant beast musk filled his lungs as he jerked upright with a sharp gasp. His chest heaved. The sun above blazed brilliantly in a sky so vividly blue, it made his Earth-born eyes ache.
"What the actual fuck...?"
His voice came out raspy—deeper, smoother. Different.
He glanced down and froze.
Lean muscles. Defined abs. Arms that belonged in a martial arts flick. His body looked… hot. Like anime protagonist hot.
And then it hit him. A flood of memories, foreign yet familiar, surged through his mind like a dam had burst.
Xiao Yan.
Once hailed as a genius of the Xiao Clan.
Now branded trash.
Abandoned by fate three years ago when his Dou Qi inexplicably vanished.
And somehow… he was Xiao Yan now.
"I got isekai'd?" he whispered, both stunned and vaguely excited. "Holy shit. And into a cultivation world, no less…"
His gaze swept the area. Stone-walled buildings formed the clan compound. Teen disciples in practice robes sparred in open courtyards, their fists glowing with faint Dou Qi as they shouted battle cries. Elders in flowing robes strode past with dignified air.
It was surreal.
Like stepping into the pages of a xianxia novel.
And just as he was starting to process that maybe this wasn't a dream, a soft, sultry voice echoed directly in his mind.
[System Initiating... Binding successful.]
He flinched. "Who the hell—?"
[Welcome, Host.]
The voice was undeniably female. Smooth. Dripping with carnal energy that made his spine tingle.
[System Type: Dual Lust Cultivation. Objectives: Seduce. Conquer. Cultivate. Your strength shall rise with each intimate bond you form.]
"…Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Lust cultivation?"
[Affirmative.]
A subtle warmth began to build at the base of his spine. Not painful. Not threatening. Just… tingly. Like fingers tracing up his back, teasing places that had no business being teased right now.
"Is this… some kind of hentai system?"
[System is fully integrated with Host's physiology. Compatibility: 99.9%. Congratulations, Host. You are now qualified to begin your journey of Erotic Ascension.]
He blinked.
Then let out a long, slow whistle. "Well, damn. I'm not even mad."
He couldn't help it—he laughed.
"Alright then," he muttered, a wicked grin spreading across his face. "Let's see what kind of harem trouble I can stir up in this world."
---
The Xiao Clan's main courtyard buzzed with activity as Xiao Yan made his way back toward his residence. The training grounds lay open beneath the afternoon sun, where dozens of young clan members were cultivating, sparring, and trying not to get caught slacking off. Their Dou Qi flared and danced through the air like glowing wisps.
Xiao Yan kept walking, hands in his robe sleeves, mentally digesting everything he'd just learned.
The system hadn't offered a full manual yet. But it had revealed enough: his strength would increase through intimacy—physical and emotional—with women.
Each successful conquest would improve his cultivation base.
And judging by the way the system thrummed in his mind, almost like a heartbeat of arousal, it was eager to get started.
[Warning: Host arousal levels rising. Consider engaging with suitable partner.]
"Yeah, I figured," he muttered, adjusting his robe. His cock was already half-hard from the system's tease. "Gotta pace myself though. Can't go full pervert on Day One."
[Optional Side Quest Activated: Awaken the flames of desire in Xiao Mei. Reward: Basic Erotic Technique - 'Velvet Caress.']
His brow arched. Xiao Mei? Wasn't she his cousin?
He paused.
Then shrugged. "Eh, it's a different world. Cousins don't count here, right?"
Just ahead, he spotted her.
Xiao Mei.
Seventeen. Fiery temper. Bright, fierce eyes and black hair tied in a high ponytail. She wore the tight-fitting inner disciple robes like a second skin—every curve of her developing body on display. Perky, bouncing breasts that defied her small frame. Slender waist. Ass that made his new brain cells short-circuit.
She saw him. Her eyes narrowed.
"Trash."
Well. That was a warm welcome.
He flashed a grin. "Mei'er, always such a ray of sunshine."
Her eyes narrowed further. "Don't call me that. And why are you smiling like an idiot?"
"Because you look delicious," he said without missing a beat.
She blinked.
Then blinked again.
"You're insane."
She turned on her heel, storming off with a huff.
But her cheeks were red.
And her Dou Qi trembled.
[Desire Points Earned: 10. Target arousal: 7%. Progressing.]
Oh, this was going to be fun.
---
That night, Xiao Yan lay on the surprisingly comfortable bed in his quarters, staring up at the wooden ceiling beams.
His new body was still unfamiliar. He could feel the Dou Qi inside him—weak and fractured, like a dim candle—but it was there.
And the system… oh, the system was a game-changer.
A full cultivation path built on sex? Erotic techniques? Seduction-based power-ups?
"Best. Isekai. Ever."
He didn't notice the faint shimmer in the corner of the room. A spiritual presence—unseen by most—hovered silently. Watching.
Eyes narrowed.
"I see... so this boy carries a unique energy," the figure murmured. "Interesting."