*What would happen if kyo was adopted?*
Haru: "Kyo, I have something to tell you... you're adopted."
Kyo: "Huh? Wait... ME?! HOLD UP—WHAAAT?? FROM WHICH HOSPITAL DID YOU KIDNAP ME?! I'M ADOPTED?! WAAAHHH!!!"
Haru: sighs "My ears are going to bleed today..."
Kyo: eyes sparkling "Wait, does that mean… THEY'RE NOT MY REAL PARENTS?"
Haru: "Yes, Kyo, they're not your real parents and you're not my real brother either."
Kyo: suddenly grinning "REALLY?! I'M NOT YOUR REAL BROTHER?"
Haru: "Yes, Kyo—"
Kyo: dramatically flips his hair "Yo, what's up, baby? How 'bout we kill some time on the bed, hmm~"
sha la la la la✨
Haru: deadpan "You're still my brother."
Kyo: rose dramatically drops from his mouth "ACK—WHAT? NOOO! How could such a pig harass an innocent man like me?! WOE IS ME!"
Kasube: walking in "Uh… what's wrong with him?"
Haru: "I think he ate my handmade cookies."
Kasube: shivers "Oh... yeah, I fainted after eating those...💀 How's he still alive?"
Haru: "Wait, what? 💀"
Kasube: innocent smile
"☺️ Nothing..."