Here I am, just chillin' in this crappy cell in Veridia, and let me tell you, it's the worst. This place is so not cool, it's really getting on my nerves.
They only feed me once a day, like seriously? And the cleaning situation here is a joke. The cell's so dirty it feels like they don't care if I live or croak.
And the clothes? Ugh, talk about not warm at all. It's like they're trying to make me turn into an ice pop or something.
Last Night's Lowdown—
So, it was like super late last night, and it was pitch black. All I could think about was my empty stomach growling like a bear. Then, oh great.
"I see some spiders throwing a rave on the ceiling. Just my luck, right?"
The cold, oh man, it was like I was trying to sleep in a walk-in freezer.
I couldn't even catch some Z's because of it. And to top it all off, I felt like I could've just passed out from exhaustion.
Current Time—
Guess what? The king and his army are playing war games outside, which means no grub for me. It's like being stuck on some kind of uninhabited island with nothing to eat. If this keeps up, I'll be skin and bones.
But hey, maybe something good will happen. Someone's coming, and who knows, maybe they've got a snack for me. Keep your digits crossed!
Oh, and hey, get this. The princess is actually coming down here with my food. And apparently, my cell is underground, which is super random.
"Here's your food eat it up well, shit creature" (princess)
The cool thing is, she totally forgot to lock the cage door. So, when she left, I had the chance to escape.
I snuck out like a ninja and started climbing up these stairs. Then, I saw this metal door that looked like it belonged in a secret lab. So, obviously, I had to check it out
And what do you know? It was like a treasure room full of swords, shields, and armor.
There was this one sword that was like, super shiny and epic, so I grabbed it. And just as I was about to make a break for it, a guard showed up out of nowhere.
I had to hide under a table with all these weapon-making junk. The guard was searching everywhere, and I could barely breathe without making a sound.
But, of course, he found me.
"Drop your weapon and come out, or you're toast, you can't Escape from here! You hear me?" (Guard)
he said, like he's my boss. So, I had to give up and get caught again. What a bummer.
So, I don't know what's going to happen next. Maybe I'll see you guys later, if I'm still Alive.