Chapter 13: Xiao Gang Becomes a Real Godmother
Of course, modifying a ten-year soul beast into a thousand-year, ten-thousand-year, or even a hundred-thousand-year soul beast felt extremely difficult.
A hundred-year soul beast was closer to that level, so modifying it seemed somewhat easier.
That's why he chose to hunt soul beasts that were over a hundred years old.
Zhang Fan couldn't help but laugh when he saw Tang San. Naturally, Yu Xiaogang's method of attacking with his martial soul was also a bit ridiculous.
He shook his head.
"Luo Luo…"
Luo Sanpao let out a cry.
Master Yu's bitter eyes were quickly replaced by vigilance.
The shadows under the trees danced gently, and everything was silent.
Suddenly—
"Sha sha..." The sound of slithering echoed, as if a massive crawling soul beast was nearby.
A strange, pungent scent of blood began to spread through the air.
"A snake?"
Tang San activated his Purple Demon Eye and looked around, spotting a black-green giant snake coiled around a tree trunk.
Its head was triangular, and its gem-like eyes stared at them, flicking out its red tongue from time to time.
The Master waved his hand, and two soul rings appeared around Luo Sanpao, who looked visibly uneasy.
Fortunately, they had scattered some realgar powder (snake repellent and poison medicine) in the area, so the snake didn't dare to approach.
"Godmo—cough—teacher, over there!" Tang San pointed to a tree not far away.
Yu Xiaogang immediately pulled out a fire striker from his soul guide on his wrist and tossed it.
"Whoosh…"
The striker ignited mid-air, spinning as it flew toward the snake and lit up the surroundings.
"Mandala Snake! What terrible luck—to run into such a vicious soul beast!"
Yu Xiaogang's expression changed slightly:"Hopefully it's only ten years old…"
"Hiss hiss..."
The venomous snake hissed in anger.
"The Mandala Snake has incredibly strong poison, with paralyzing effects and damage to the nervous system.Among poisonous soul beasts, it's one of the strongest. Its body is extremely tough, blades and swords can hardly cut it, and it moves incredibly fast.It's actually quite suitable for you—But also extremely dangerous."
Yu Xiaogang stared warily at the Mandala Snake and quickly took out a few white radishes, feeding them to Luo Sanpao:
"Thunderous Fart of Heaven-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"
Yu Xiaogang shouted in a low voice.
Yellow light flashed.
Luo Sanpao immediately opened its mouth and took a deep breath, turning its back to the Mandala Snake.
"BOOM—!"
A gust of yellow gas surged forward.
The Mandala Snake was knocked back by the stench.
"Run!"
Yu Xiaogang's face changed again. The Mandala Snake was about three to four meters long—meaning its cultivation was around four hundred years. It was not something he, a rank-29 Grandmaster Soul Master, could handle.
"Hiss hiss—!"
The Mandala Snake, blown away by the fart, wasn't injured at all and charged furiously toward Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.
Watching from a distance, Zhang Fan shook his head. This Yu Xiaogang was really brain-dead—no strength yet still provoking a Mandala Snake using Luo Sanpao. If Tang San didn't have that main-character halo, he'd already be dead by now.
In a blink, the Mandala Snake was already close.
"Fart like mist! Hypnotic Sleepy Luo Sanpao!"
The Master's second soul ring glowed yellow and enveloped Luo Sanpao, who leapt up into the air, spinning—
"Pfffft…"
A yellow gas sprayed from its butt, filling the surroundings.
"Whoosh—!"
But the Mandala Snake leapt through the gas, only slightly slowed, completely unaffected by the hypnotic mist.
Yu Xiaogang's expression turned pale. This Mandala Snake was stronger than expected, and its stubborn nature made it relentless.
It was already right behind him.
"Sanpao… hold it off!"
Yu Xiaogang ordered.
Luo Sanpao lunged toward the Mandala Snake.
"Ding! Plot modification triggered."
[Luo Sanpao's mouth was instantly bitten by the Mandala Snake's fang-filled jaws.] Modifiable: Two words.
Zhang Fan smirked and with a thought, changed the word "instantly" to "and KUN".
[Luo Sanpao's mouth and KUN were bitten by the Mandala Snake's fang-filled jaws.]
"Ding! Plot modification successful. The plot has become deranged. Reward: 100 modification points."
"Pfffft—!"
Luo Sanpao's mouth and KUN were bitten by the Mandala Snake's jaws.
"Luo Luo—!"
Luo Sanpao screamed in agony, thrashing violently.
"Awooo—!"
Its body turned a weird shade of purplish green.
"Whoosh!"
Yu Xiaogang's face turned ashen as he waved his hand and recalled Luo Sanpao, transforming it into a beam of light that entered his body.
The Mandala Snake's venom quickly spread from Luo Sanpao's mouth… and… KUN.The extreme poison caused his lips to swell, becoming gorilla-like, and his KUN began to go numb…
"This Yu Xiaogang… really has become Tang San's godmother now!"
Zhang Fan grinned wickedly.
"Whoosh whoosh—!"
Tang San hurled radishes to repel the Mandala Snake, forcing it back a few steps and making it even more furious.
"Whoosh whoosh—!"
Tang San fired sleeve darts and hidden weapons.
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With the help of his Purple Demon Eye—"Puff—!" A Bone-Penetrating Nail pierced through the snake's eye.
"HISSS—!"
The Mandala Snake shrieked, thrashing wildly.
"Whoosh—!"
Tang San drew a short sword and used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Steps to charge the snake's head.
"CLANG—!"
The Mandala Snake snapped its bloody jaws and caught the sword, then swept its massive tail at Tang San.
"Whoosh—!"
Tang San was startled, backflipping mid-air to dodge the strike.
"Puff—!"He stabbed at the snake's weak point—its seven-inch spot.
When fighting snakes, strike the seven-inch.
"Puff puff puff—!"
He stabbed several times, blood spurting everywhere.
Then—
The Mandala Snake stopped struggling. He approached its head and stabbed a few more times.
"Li'l… San…"
Yu Xiaogang's weak voice came.
Tang San rushed over:
"Teacher… your lips… why are they so swollen? And that KUN too…"
"Because Luo Sanpao was bitten twice by the Mandala Snake, the Master was poisoned… hurry and suck out the venom!"
Zhang Fan walked over calmly.
"You haven't left yet?"
Tang San was stunned. He didn't expect this bastard to be hiding in the shadows the whole time, not lifting a finger to help.
"Of course not. How could I miss such a great show… Now hurry up!"
Zhang Fan grinned wickedly.
"His gorilla lips… are really hard to…" Tang San looked troubled.
"He's your godmother, after all… Once a teacher, forever your 'mom'…"
Zhang Fan said mischievously.
"You…"
Tang San's face darkened. He swallowed nervously and looked at Yu Xiaogang's swollen lips. His stomach turned.
Then—
He sucked out the poisonous blood from those lips…
The scene was… truly nauseating.
But this was someone important to him. He couldn't let him die. Saving lives came first.Even if it was disgusting, it had to be done.
Then, Tang San sucked out the venom from the other place too.
Tang San's heart trembled as he stared at the scene:"Now… teacher really has become my godmo… damn!"
He was speechless.How did it come to this?
Why did his words always seem to come true?Slowly affecting reality…
He previously joked about the "Twenty-Four Moonlit Bridges" belt turning into a cucumber—And it really turned into a cucumber…
…
He didn't know how to feel anymore.
This world was too weird.
He felt like he was going insane.
If he ever found out this was all Zhang Fan's doing—
He would never rest until one of them was dead.
He was already losing his mind.
Zhang Fan, seeing the whole scene, was practically laughing himself to death.
He turned and left.
Eventually, he found a hundred-year-old Thunder Eel in the swamp—a rare species he'd been searching for quite a while.
He planned to one-shot kill it.
So he prepared to unleash his Nine Yang Divine Skill, used the God-Demon Step to instantly blink over, and thrust the Tian Shang sword through its head.
(End of Chapter)