[However, when writing about Gu Yuena, I suddenly thought of a very interesting point. Gu Yuena was obviously a soul beast co-leader and had lived for who knows how long, but in the end she had to call Xiao Wu "mom". The key point was that she really did it, hahahaha! ]
Gu Yuena:? ? ?
Xiao Wu: What the hell? ?
Women:! ! !
[This is not surprising. In the original novel, Xiao Wu's son Tang Wulin and Gu Yuena finally got together and inherited the God of Destruction and the God of Life respectively. According to seniority, Gu Yuena should indeed call Xiao Wu her mother-in-law "Mom". But according to the seniority of soul beasts, Xiao Wu should call Gu Yuena "Sir Silver Dragon King". ]
[However, it is not known whether it is because Gu Yuena's Silver Dragon King bloodline was extracted and transferred into her son Lan Xuanyu's body, Gu Yuena can no longer be considered the Silver Dragon King. Naturally, the two of them did not have their own opinions, but it still looked very weird and funny. ]
In the Lake of Life, the auspicious beast looked at Gu Yuena, whose face was flushed red, cautiously. He lowered his head slightly, but his body couldn't help but tremble, hehe.
"What are you laughing at?" Gu Yuena's voice without any warmth reached the ears of the auspicious beast, making the auspicious beast silent as a cicada. It didn't dare to move at all and didn't laugh.
As a bystander, Gu Yuena has never delved into this issue. Dai Yichen has mentioned it before. According to the original route, she became a couple with Tang San's son. Doesn't that mean she has to call Xiao Wu her mother?
Xiao Wu is just a hundred thousand year old soul beast, can she bear it?
Xiao Wu now: I can't bear it, I can't bear it at all.
[Another thing is that if you want to be the wife of a man from the Tang family, then she must be a soul beast that is at least a hundred thousand years old! Tang Hao's wife is the hundred thousand year old Blue Silver Emperor A Yin, his son Tang San's wife is the hundred thousand year old Soft Bone Rabbit Xiao Wu (of course she is mine now), and the wife of Tang San's son Tang Wulin is even more amazing, she is the Silver Dragon King who is half of the Dragon God, and their son Lan Xuanyu has the blood of the Dragon God, and his wife is the Demon Soul Great White Shark Bai Xiu Xiu. ]
[Now I think of a Tang family precept that I saw from somewhere (a genius netizen). Men are passed on Blue Silver, which is essential for picking up girls; women are passed on Haotian, which is essential for preventing wolves; if a boy is born, he should not be raised, and if a girl is born, she will be infertile; men marry soul beasts, with a starting price of one hundred thousand; women marry plug-ins, and only gods will be married; on the first day of school, a fight is required; all male members are strictly controlled by their wives; every generation has a hammer, every generation has a king, and every generation has a hammer that hammers the Pope; every generation has a male protagonist, every generation has a god, and every generation has a male protagonist who enters the Tang Sect. Rhymes, it rhymes so much! ]
Women: ...
It did rhyme, but they also noticed a problem.
Just talking about men, why are all their martial spirits blue silver grass? According to the probability, shouldn't it be 50-50?
The man has the Blue Silver Grass spirit, and the woman has the Clear Sky Hammer spirit. Isn't that too weird?
Moreover, Tang San's Blue Silver Grass spirit had already evolved into Blue Silver Emperor. According to the theory of spirit inheritance, a man's spirit should not be Blue Silver Grass, but Blue Silver Emperor, which is more reasonable, right?
It's impossible that I have to use the Blue Silver Grass Martial Spirit every time and awaken it every time?
As for the fact that a woman inherited the Clear Sky Hammer, that kind of picture is very incongruous. A good lady from a noble family ended up swinging a sledgehammer. It can't be that all the women in the Tang family are tomboys, right?
Is it reasonable to let a woman who looks relatively weak swing a sledgehammer?
As for being infertile with a daughter, what does that mean? It's normal for a woman to be infertile before marriage, but they clearly remember that Tang San's daughter Tang Wutong finally married Huo Yuhao, right?
Is it possible that the two of them have no offspring?
[Speaking of infertility, we have to mention Huo Yuhao and Tang Wutong. Huo Yuhao was a son of destiny born on Douluo Star, but he had always lived under the control of the God King Tang. On the first day of school, he lived in the same dormitory with Wang Dong, who was dressed as a woman. Why did he dress up as a woman? Now it seems obvious that it was a blatant calculation. ]
[This must be the intention of the Haotian Sect, otherwise the academy's top leaders would all know that the Goddess of Light Butterfly Martial Spirit can only appear in females. They would have known at a glance that Wang Dong was a female, but they pretended not to see it afterwards. ]
[Although the infertility of having a daughter was not clearly pointed out in the original novel, some netizens discovered from various details that when Huo Yuhao was with Tang Wutong, it was impossible to get close to them, but except for him, everyone else could get close to them easily. No one would believe that this was not Tang San targeting Huo Yuhao. ]
[It is also said that Tang Wutong was put in a chastity lock by the God King Tang. After the two got married, it seemed that Huo Yuhao took a long time to remove it. I heard others say this at the time, and I felt that Huo Yuhao's life at that time must have been too miserable, right? It is better to die in glory than to live in disgrace. If it were me, who would I be insulting whether to accept the marriage or not? ! ]
Women: ...
Damn, is Tang San so disgusting?
Chastity lock!
They don't think it's necessary, really not necessary.
You used your daughter to tie down Huo Yuhao, the son of destiny, and abused him in various ways. It was fine if you wanted to test him, but in terms of men and women, wasn't this too much?
Using his daughter to tie someone up and using a chastity belt to prevent anyone from touching him, how could Huo Yuhao tolerate this?
Suddenly, they remembered that Huo Yuhao's mother's soul seemed to be held in Tang San's hand as a "threat". In the end, Huo Yuhao had to be with Tang Wutong in order to allow Tang San to resurrect his mother.
Dai Yichen seemed to have mentioned that it was Tang San himself who mentioned the soul of Huo Yuhao's mother. He searched for a long time before he found the soul of Huo Yuhao's mother who was traveling outside.
But is this really the case?
It seems that there is no such thing as the underworld in Douluo Continent? Generally speaking, after a person dies, if he is not resurrected within a certain period of time, his soul will leave the body and dissipate between heaven and earth. This is why there is a time requirement for the resurrection magic.
They are more inclined to believe that Tang San held Huo Yun'er's soul in his hand when she died. Would he be so kind as to spend a lot of time looking for a soul?
Moreover, it can be seen from the time when Huo Yuhao was a child to the time when he entered Shrek Academy that Tang San had already been planning. Huo Yuhao had long been a puppet in his hands. The death of Huo Yun'er was the fuse for Huo Yuhao to grow up and take revenge. Tang San collected Huo Yun'er's soul at that time just for the sake of convenience.
The girls now have only one thought in their minds: Tang San's desire for control is so strong that it feels like their whole family is just like tools.
Father Tang Hao seized the spirit of the Douluo Star plane and became the new master of the plane. Mother A Yin merged with the golden ancient tree and became the life core of Douluo Star. Daughter Tang Wutong tied the son of destiny Huo Yuhao. Son Tang Wulin tied the silver dragon king Gu Yuena....
Gu Yuena is also a little aggrieved now. She really wants to tear Tang San into two halves, but she is not sure if there is someone behind Tang San. Poseidon doesn't know, but Tang San's soul was brought by Asura God, so there must be Asura God, the God King, behind him!
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