Chi-Chi's Secret Training: Operation Make-A-Baby
Final Chapter: "Ultra Instinct: Baby Creation Mode – 12 Rounds of Destiny!"
(A spicy, chaotic Dragon Ball parody full of nonsense, comedy, and "training.")
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Narrator (epic tone):
Previously on Chi-Chi's Secret Training…
After three intense weeks of zero action, Chi-Chi took matters into her own hands… or rather, into a series of insane "training" exercises. From mouth combat to Kai-energy milking, she's finally brought her Saiyan husband to the brink of understanding…
But the final mission?
Twelve full rounds of high-intensity, ultra-passion combat.
The target: Gohan
The battlefield: Their bedroom dojo
The weapon: One Saiyan pole
The support gear: Two squishy energy orbs
The stakes: Universal pregnancy
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ROUND 1: "Enter the Chi-Chi-nator"
Chi-Chi stood at the foot of the bed, her red robe gone, replaced with her ultimate outfit: "Saiyan Seductress Form" – which was really just ribbons and sass.
Goku stood in fighting pose. "So this is it, huh? Final training. I'm ready!"
Chi-Chi grinned like a villain. "You better be. This mission requires… stamina."
Goku: "I fought Frieza for 19 episodes straight, woman. BRING IT!"
[DING!]
Round 1 began. Chi-Chi launched herself at Goku like a fusion of Vegeta and lust. Clothes flew. Limbs tangled. Bed frame shook.
Goku: "AH! You're fast—like Ultra Instinct but with feelings!!"
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ROUND 2: "Ki Control? More Like Thigh Control"
Chi-Chi locked Goku in a Triangle Leg Technique of Passion, draining his ki with every squeeze.
Goku: "MY POWER LEVEL—IT'S RISING!!"
Chi-Chi: "That's not your power, sweetie. That's something else rising."
Goku: "IT'S OVER 9000!"
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ROUND 3: "The Senzu Bean Break"
Goku collapsed onto the pillow. "I need… a Senzu…"
Chi-Chi shoved a rice ball in his mouth. "No breaks! Eat and thrust, Saiyan!"
Goku: "(Muffled) I'M TRYING!!"
She straddled him again. "Round 3. No mercy!"
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ROUND 4: "Fusion Dance? More Like Friction Dance"
They did the Fusion pose in bed by accident.
Nothing fused. But something slipped in.
Goku screamed, "CHI-CHI I'M GLOWING!"
Chi-Chi: "That's called friction, baby!"
They briefly levitated.
Master Roshi miles away dropped his drink.
"OH SWEET NIMBUS, THAT'S A KI SHOCKWAVE!!"
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ROUND 5: "Kaioken x Lick"
Chi-Chi: "Initiate Technique #27 — Kaioken x Lick."
Goku: "Wait—what are you—AH! That's not where kii goes!"
Chi-Chi: "Shut up and multiply."
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ROUND 6: "Goku's Tail – The Return"
Chi-Chi yanked something.
Goku gasped: "MY TAIL?! HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!"
Chi-Chi winked. "Don't ask questions. Just wag it."
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ROUND 7: "Big Bang Bump"
Chi-Chi: "Incoming full body collision—BIG BANG BUMP!"
Goku flipped in the air, landed on the wall, bounced off the dresser, and crash-landed between her legs.
Goku: "...I'm okay!"
Chi-Chi: "You better be. We've got five rounds left."
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ROUND 8: "The Spirit Bomb (But Horny)"
Chi-Chi: "Gather all your energy. Even from the trees."
Goku: "Why do I feel like this isn't a real Spirit Bomb?"
Chi-Chi raised her hips. "Because this one's... internal."
Goku: "Oh my Kami..."
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ROUND 9: "Thunder Clap of Love"
The bed broke.
The floor cracked.
The house shook.
Goku: "I didn't even go Super Saiyan yet!"
Chi-Chi: "Then GO FURTHER!! I want Daddy Saiyan 4!!"
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ROUND 10: "Dragon Ball Grip"
Chi-Chi cupped his orbs.
Goku froze. "...Why do I feel nervous?"
Chi-Chi smirked. "I'm checking for Kai energy. Be still."
30 seconds later
Goku: "This is the weirdest thing I seen in my life
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ROUND 11: "The Milk of Saiyan Kindness"
Goku blinked. "Wait... now I feel like something's coming out of me—"
Chi-Chi: "Good. That means your Saiyan fluids are ready."
Goku: "...I don't like the word 'fluids' in battle."
Chi-Chi: "Then start liking it. We're almost done."
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FINAL ROUND 12: "Final Flash-Bang Finish"
Chi-Chi mounted him like the legendary warrior she is.
They screamed in unison.
Lightning cracked.
Aurora lights appeared above Mt. Paozu.
Dinosaurs ran in terror.
Master Roshi had a nosebleed from across the island.
Goku yelled, "I THINK I'M GOING ULTRA INSTINCTTTTTT!!"
Chi-Chi howled, "PLANT! THAT! BABYYYYYYY!!"
The house EXPLODED in a puff of love, dust, and broken furniture.
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[ONE WEEK LATER]
Goku sat on the grass, shirtless, dazed, sipping juice.
Krillin: "Yo, Goku, you okay? You look... defeated."
Goku: "Chi-Chi said we completed all training objectives. I think I've ascended."
Krillin: "Wait, you mean—?"
Goku (seriously): "She said the baby has started loading. Estimated delivery: 9 months."
Krillin: "…Bro. You unlocked a baby."
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[Chi-Chi in the distance, smug as hell]
"Mission complete. Codename: Gohan is on his way."
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Narrator:
And thus, the most legendary training arc came to an end.
Twelve rounds. One Saiyan. One terrifying wife.
One Baby.
This... is how legends are born.
The End.
(Or… is it the beginning?)
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