Dragon Poll Z: Lust Wars
Chapter 1 – "Project Preggo: Chi-Chi's Hellfire Heat"
It was another lonely night on Mount Paozu.
"Chi-Chi gave Goku so much baby making -training, and still, he walked the right path only for a 1 month . After that, he got distracted and got involved in other things."
Inside their bedroom, Chi-Chi was on all fours on the bed — back arched, wearing nothing but a transparent lace bra that was about as effective as Yamcha in a boss fight.
She stared at her "Saiyan baby-maker", aka her husband, Goku…
...who was peacefully drooling in his sleep, hugging a pillow like it owed him rent.
Chi-Chi (muttering through gritted teeth):
"One more f**king night of this nonsense, and I'm gonna throw him into Vegeta's gravity chamber—naked."
You see… Chi-Chi wasn't just horny.
She had a goal.
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Flashback: "Project Preggo"
A month ago, Chi-Chi had designed a "Pregnancy Training Program" — a three-step plan to finally breed a new Saiyan warrior.
1. Suck Time – Deep oral connection of his pole and tongue-based bonding.
2. F* Phase** – Full-throttle demon-style intercourse, 12 rounds minimum.
3. Breed Mode – Finisher move. Requires screaming "I'm gonna fill you with my ki" and fuck all night.
It was a well-structured, passion-powered, scientifically timed, ovulation-tracked, demon-approved plan.
And what had Goku done?
Chi-Chi (angry, yelling): only after few days
"He skipped Step 1, confused Step 2 with wrestling, and in Step 3… he thurst Kamehameha and sleep!!"
She'd had enough.
Tonight, she climbed on top of him, completely nude, her thighs glistening like lava, and spread her legs in the most explicit version of "Let's make a baby" pose.
Chi-Chi (horny growl):
"Come on, Saiyan. Your demon wife is ready. I'm wet, wild, and waiting for your hot white staff "
She licked his ear, pressed her chest on his face, moved her hips…
...and Goku just yawned.
Goku (in sleep):
"Hmm… Nimbus soft… meat buns round…"
Chi-Chi's power level spiked.
Her hair blew up, eyes went glowing red, aura turned pink, and her claws dug into the pillow.
She stood up, chest heaving,
Chi-Chi (screaming):
"YOU USELESS SAIYAN STICK!! I GAVE YOU A BREEDING PLAN, NOT A BEDTIME STORY!!"
She stormed out of the room.
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Morning: Exile of the Goku
Chi-Chi waited at the gate, now dressed in a tight red robe, hair tied, cleavage visible from the moon.
Goku (scratching his head):
"Good morning Chi-Chi! I had this dream I was breeding a demon cow…"
Chi-Chi (stone cold):
"That was me. And you failed even in the dream."
Goku:
"Huh?"
Chi-Chi (angrily):
"You are BANISHED from this mountain until you complete the 'Project Preggo' program. ( Formally known as Gohan making process)That means: suck, f***, breed. In order. With real passion. Or don't come back."
Goku (panicking):
"But where do I learn that?! I thought breeding just meant hugging tight… and kissing "
Chi-Chi (in anger)
"How long, Goku? How long do you expect me to keep forcing myself on your body like this? You used to be full of fire in the beginning training—your touch would make me melt. But now… you just lie there, barely even reacting. I have to do everything... from grabbing your cock, stroking it till it wakes up, sucking it like I'm starving, to riding you like a woman possessed. You fall asleep mid-fuck, and I'm left grinding on top of you, moaning alone in the dark like some desperate girl chasing a memory.
Sometimes I wonder… am I fucking you, or am I just using your body to fuck myself? At least pretend to want me, Goku. Moan my name, pull my hair, pin me down—remind me I'm still yours. Because right now, it feels like I'm just a lonely wife with a perfect body... and a husband who's forgotten how to make love."
Scene: Kame House – Afternoon
Goku, with his usual clueless face, scratching his head like he's trying to solve the mysteries of the universe, walks into Master Roshi's living room.
Goku:
(Confused) "Chi-Chi's mad again… I don't get it. I thought we were just cuddling (hugging)last night... but now she's yelling about how I don't move enough during… um… stuff?"
Roshi, sitting on a bean bag, in his boxers, flipping through a legendary adult magazine, his glasses fogged up, nose already twitching, looks up—shocked and intrigued.
Roshi:
(With a nosebleed starting) "W-WHAT?! She climbs on you herself? She moves on her own?! She does the work while you sleep?!"
Slams the magazine down
"You lucky fucking dumbass! That's not a wife, that's a living hentai fantasy! Women like that don't just exist—they're manga-exclusive!"
Roshi's nose explodes with blood like a fire hydrant, eyes wide in admiration. Goku blinks, still scratching his head.
Goku:
"Is… that a bad thing? I thought I was letting her exercise…"
Roshi:
(Almost faints) "NO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! She's not on a treadmill, she's trying to have hot, mind-blowing sex! You're being a limp piece of furniture!"
grabs Goku's shoulders, dead serious
"Goku… you may have mastered kaio ken and other powerful techniques… but in the bedroom, you're still in base form!"
Goku:
(Still confused) "So... what do I do? Do I power up first?"
Roshi:
(Suddenly wise, stands up dramatically, cape blowing in the nonexistent wind)
"There's no powering up here, Goku. This… is a different battlefield. And I—Master Roshi—shall be your sensei!"
strikes a perverted yet majestic pose
Goku:
"You're gonna train me to… be an adult?"
Roshi (thinking aloud):
"*I may be a pervert... I may be horny as hell 24/7… but after hearing Chi-Chi's story today—about how she loves this idiot you so deeply, tries so hard to please you, climbs you like a tree, bounces like a damn kangaroo, and STILL gets nothing in return—I… I feel pain."
He stops. His glasses slide down a bit as a single anime tear forms at the edge of his eye.
Roshi:
"This… is a tragedy… greater than any hentai I've ever watched."
Cue dramatic violin music.
Roshi:
"Goku… you useless, muscle-bound moron! You train your body but not your dick?! You fight super villain, but can't handle one goddess in your bed?!"
Goku:
(Shrugs) "She moves a lot. I thought it was like sparring?"
Roshi (screaming):
"SPARRING?! YOU THINK RIDING IS SPARRING?! YOU ASSHOLE—THAT WAS A FULL POWER 'PUSSY NO JUTSU' AND YOU JUST LAY THERE LIKE A DEAD FISH!"
He grabs his porn magazine, holds it up dramatically like a sacred scroll.
Roshi:
"As the Great Hentai Master, I have trained generations in the sacred arts of fuck, and breed! And now… my own student… doesn't even know where the clit is?!"
Goku:
"What's a clit? Is that a technique?"
Roshi's soul leaves his body.
Roshi (ghost form):
"My spirit can't rest… until this boy breeds properly."
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Narrator (seductively dramatic):
"Will Goku master the art of the Suck-F***-Breed combo? Will Chi-Chi get her long-awaited Saiyan seed? Or will Master Roshi just faint again?
Find out next time on... DRAGON POLL Z!!!
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