The akhara was silent.Not peaceful.But the kind of silence that comes before something big, loud, and totally ridiculous happens—like in a Rohit Shetty movie right before a car explodes for no reason.
Dust danced in the sunlight. Broken gym weights, cracked idols of Hanuman ji, and rusted chains lay forgotten on the ground like memories of warriors who once trained here.
The place smelled of sweat, earth, and pain balm.
It looked abandoned…But today, something crazy was about to happen.
Satya stood in the middle of the akhara.Chest rising, sweat dripping, legs shaking.His chubby hands were clenched into fists, and his heartbeat was louder than a Rajinikanth punch sound effect.
From above, floating lazily in mid-air like Aladdin without a carpet, was Oorja—Satya's "system guide."
He didn't look divine.He looked like a college dropout who part-time coached yoga and full-time roasted people online.
"So, Motu Satya," Oorja said, chewing a guava slice, "ready to become Akhada ka Salman Khan or should I get you a protein shake and some auto-tuned background music?"
"Yaar! I'm scared here!" Satya shouted. "Help me!"
"I am helping. This is emotional damage training. Cry and get bonus XP."
Satya rolled his eyes."Great. I'm going to die in a langot, and my guardian angel is doing stand-up comedy like Johnny Lever."
⚙️ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙️
Mission Start: Break Limiter – Strength Level 1Rule: Fight. Survive. Win.Timer: 3 minutes passed...
Suddenly, the ground cracked open with a massive BOOM.
A thick cloud of dust shot into the air like a Shah Rukh Khan entry scene.And from the smoke… a giant figure emerged.
This thing was HUGE.A mix between WWE's Undertaker and Bahubali after 10 years of gym and zero carbs.
His head was bald and shining like a dhobi-polished coconut.Muscles bigger than temple pillars.Eyes glowing red like Diwali diyas.And he was covered in so much oil, it looked like someone dipped him in mustard before frying.
"I am Veer Bahubali – Version 0.5," the demon roared. "Protector of the Limiter. Come fight me!"
Satya took a step back."Arrey bhai... yeh kaunsa level ka final boss hai? And where's the pause button? At least give me a tutorial!"
💢 THE FIRST MISTAKE
The demon sprinted like a train.Satya panicked like a guy caught watching IPL during online class.
He turned to run—And then… disaster.
RRRRRIPPPPPP!!!
His pants tore from behind.Clean cut. Like sliced by Rajamouli himself.
Now he stood in the middle of the sacred akhara…Wearing nothing but a bright red VIP chaddi.
Even the wind stopped.Even the crow sitting on the broken idol gasped.Even Hanuman ji in heaven probably said, "Beta… yeh kya kiya?"
"OORJAAA!" Satya screamed. "My pants are gone!"
Oorja clutched his stomach, laughing so hard he floated sideways.
"Even your clothes gave up on your fitness journey, bro. This is next-level aatma-ninda."
⚔️ THE FIGHT BEGINS
The demon charged again.
Satya, now half-naked but fully scared, grabbed the nearest gym plate and threw it like a desi Captain America.
THUMP!It smacked the demon's jaw.
Suddenly… something clicked inside Satya.His body felt different.Lighter. Stronger. Faster.
His movements were sharp.Reflexes… reactive.Fear... fading.
⚙️ SYSTEM UPDATE ⚙️
✅ Hit Successful📉 Limiter 40% Broken💪 Strength +0.6⚡ Reflex +0.4
"Damn!" Oorja whistled. "Looks like Hanuman Ji blessed your chaddi. Chhota packet, bada dhamaka."
🔥 DEMON'S RAGE
Angry now, the demon punched the ground.
A circle of fire burst up, trapping Satya inside like a Karan Johar climax—but with fewer songs and more danger.
"Now fight me properly, little legend!" the demon roared.
Satya gulped.But something inside had changed.
He dodged.Slid between the demon's legs like Allu Arjun in slow motion.Climbed on his back and bit his ear.
Yes, he BIT the demon's ear.
"AAARGHH! Are you mad?!" the demon shouted.
"Survival instincts, bro!" Satya yelled. "I watched RRR, Pushpa, and The Revenant—biting works!"
He flipped off like Hrithik Roshan trying Parkour and landed like… a potato.Okay, not perfect. But still heroic-ish.
💥 FINAL MOVE
The flames got hotter.The demon laughed.Satya breathed heavily… then smiled.
He saw a broken rod nearby. Grabbed it. Ran.
Oorja shouted from above, "DESTINY WAITS, CHADDI WARRIOR!"
Satya shouted back, "TELL DESTINY TO WAIT TWO MORE MINUTES, I'M WARMING UP!"
He ran.Jumped.
His fist glowed blue, powered by courage, magic… and anger from years of school bullying.
BAAAAAAMMM!
Right in the demon's chest.
The earth shook.The fire vanished.The demon screamed.
Then—POOF.Ashes.
🎉 SYSTEM MESSAGE 🎉
✅ Limiter Broken✅ Strength Level 1 Unlocked✅ New Title: The Chaddi Warrior✅ Reward: Magical Training Outfit [Desi Style]
Satya stood, panting.His chaddi faded, replaced by magical gym clothes—black with silver edges, glowing softly like Shah Rukh's jacket in Ra.One.
Oorja gave him a mock salute."From langot to legend. Not bad, Tiger Shroff Junior."
Satya smiled."Thanks... I think."
📍 NEXT LOCATION
Just as he caught his breath, a golden scroll floated down.
NEW MISSION UNLOCKEDLocation: Bhubaneswar – Lingaraj TempleThreat: Minor Demon Detected
Satya looked at the sky, hands on hips like a Bollywood hero post-climax.
"No more running," he whispered. "I'm ready."
Oorja floated beside him, sunglasses on again.
"Good," he said."Let's go, Chaddi Legend. And this time, maybe wear double-layer pants."
Satya dusted off his new outfit, striking a pose like Hrithik Roshan in Krrish.
Oorja floated down, slowly clapping. "Wah beta wah. First fight and you've already torn your izzat and awakened your inner Tiger Shroff."
"Shut up," Satya groaned. "That demon almost turned me into chicken biryani."
"You bit his ear, bro. Mike Tyson would be proud," Oorja said, munching on a guava. "Next time, just carry garlic chutney."
Suddenly, a message popped again:
💬 Bonus Quest: You won the battle, but not the hearts. Do 5 stylish poses in front of the mirror. Reward: +2 Confidence.
"Seriously?" Satya looked at Oorja.
"What? SRK became a legend doing that."
Satya sighed and did one pose with finger on lip like Allu Arjun.
"Pushpa… naam sunke flower samjha?"
"Nice," Oorja winked. "But you still look like a gulab jamun with muscles."
"Why are all system guides cool and mysterious? And I get you?"
"Because destiny loves comedy," Oorja said. "Now come on, Chaddi Legend. Bharat needs saving—and comedy relief."