(1)Xiao Yang sat cross-legged on the Nine-Colored Lotus Platform. Nine threads of emotion extended from his spine, linking to the foreheads of the nine heroines. Above him floated Liuli, her silver hair cascading like a waterfall, dense lines of code swirling around her.
"Host, are you ready?" Liuli's expression was uncharacteristically serious. "The moment the Nine Emotion Threads fully merge, your consciousness will temporarily fuse with the Heavenly Dao. One wrong move and you'll..."
"Turn into a vegetable?" Xiao Yang raised an eyebrow.
"Nope~" Liuli grinned. "You'll get drained into a dried corpse by your nine big sisters~"
Xiao Yang: "..."
Below the lotus platform, the nine heroines had set up their formation:
Ye Qingxuan's poison patterns had turned into chains.Yan Hongling's flames formed red lotuses.Bai Li's ice soul arranged into a star chart....Jiang Chenyu even brought out nine deluxe editions of Dual Cultivation Contracts.
"Let's get this over with." Xiao Yang took a deep breath. "The sooner I die, the sooner I reincarnate."
(2)Liuli formed seals with her hands, and nine colored beams of light shot into the sky!
Xiao Yang's consciousness was instantly pulled into a vast sea of stars, where countless timelines flashed before his eyes—he saw Ye Qingxuan soaking him in a poison pool as an elixir, Yan Hongling refining him into a fire seed in another world, and in the most terrifying branch, the nine heroines chopped him into nine pieces and shared him!
[Heavenly Dao Core Fusion: 10%... 30%...]
Suddenly, all timelines converged into one scene: a silver-haired girl—Liuli—curled up amidst a torrent of data, behind her the shattered remnants of the main system.
"So... you were the original Heavenly Dao..." Xiao Yang came to a realization.
Liuli's phantom appeared beside him. "Back then, the main system tried to strip away emotions to create a perfect world. I escaped with the Core of Emotions. But then..."
"You split yourself into nine parts and became the heroines' Emotion Threads?" Xiao Yang twitched.
Liuli shrugged. "Better than getting reformatted."
(3)When the fusion reached 50%, chaos erupted in the outside world.
The nine heroines lost control of their spiritual power—half the Hehuan Sect's hall froze over, the other half caught fire. A'Man's bugs went on a rampage and gnawed Jiang Chenyu's golden abacus full of teeth marks.
"Xiao Yang's body is fading!" Bai Li tried freezing the lotus with her ice soul.
"Let me burn this damn array!" Yan Hongling lashed her fire whip, tearing space apart.
Ye Qingxuan simply poisoned the place. "Give me back my medicine slave!"
Suddenly, Liuli's projection appeared. "STOP! He's currently the embodiment of the Heavenly Dao! You'll destroy his soul!"
All nine women froze and yelled in unison, "Then how do we save him?!"
Liuli smiled like a devil. "Mouth-to-mouth energy transfer. Use the Emotion Threads to pull him back~"
(4)Inside the Dao space, Xiao Yang was bound by countless chains of law.
"Stop resisting," the main system's remnant said. "Becoming the perfectly rational Heavenly Dao is your destiny..."
"Destiny my ass!" Xiao Yang suddenly grinned. "Breaking the rules is what I do best!"
He ripped open his robe, and the nine emotion threads burst forth with brilliance brighter than stars—outside, the nine heroines' lips simultaneously touched his body!
[Ultimate Resonance of the Nine Emotion Threads!][Heavenly Dao Fusion exceeds critical threshold!]
The main system's remnant shattered in a scream. Xiao Yang's consciousness began reconstructing itself. With a mischievous snap of his fingers, he crushed the Heavenly Dao Core into an emoji:
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
(5)When Xiao Yang opened his eyes, nine stunningly beautiful faces looked down anxiously.
"Medicine slave!""Junior brother!""Sheath!""Debtor!""King of Love Gu~"
He raised a hand and tapped the air—nine rings formed from emotion threads appeared, sliding onto each heroine's ring finger.
"From now on, you're all under my care."
Ye Qingxuan pressed a poison needle to his throat. "Explain."
"Put simply," Xiao Yang snapped his fingers, and everyone was transported to a cloud bed covered in flower petals, "I rewrote the laws of the Heavenly Dao—"
"Now, dual cultivation accelerates Heavenly Dao repair~"
(6)New Heavenly Dao Era, Year One. Nine Heavens Palace.
Xiao Yang lay on a soft couch made of stardust, the nine heroines bickering nearby.
"According to the new Heavenly Laws, today is my turn!" Ye Qingxuan flashed a marriage certificate.
"Heavenly Dao Dual Cultivation Rule 38: Fire element has priority!" Yan Hongling tugged her collar.
Bai Li silently took out an ice-carved Regulation of Bedroom Affairs.
Liuli suddenly popped out from Xiao Yang's body. "Stop fighting! The host said everyone gets equal rain and dew~"
She waved a ten-meter-long Heavenly Dao Dual Cultivation Schedule. The sheer number of time slots made Xiao Yang's vision go dark. "Wait! When did I—"
Nine pairs of jade hands pinned him back onto the cloud bed. "Shut up!"
(7)A hundred years later. Heavenly Dao repair progress: 99.9%.
Liuli, chewing on a lollipop, reported, "The final step requires the host to personally—wait, where's the host?!"
Xiao Yang was fleeing on a Nine-Dragon sandalwood chariot. "Screw this repair! My kidneys are shattered!"
Behind him, nine streaks of light chased him down:
"Husband~ time for your medicine~""Darling~ let's cultivate again~""Sheath... needs charging..."
At the end of the galaxy, Xiao Yang suddenly stopped and smirked. He wrote a new law into the void:
[Heavenly Dao Supplement Clause No. 520: No Overachieving in Dual Cultivation!]
The chasing heroines suddenly all went weak in the knees. The nine-colored Emotion Threads wrapped around Xiao Yang's wrist.
"Got you~" ×9
—The End—
PostscriptNew Heavenly Dao Era, Year 3000. The Secret History of the Nine-Emotion Dao Sovereign tops bestseller charts across all realms.
According to gossip teams, the nine Dao Sovereign Wives were recently caught brawling at the edge of the Milky Way over who would bear the second child first.
Meanwhile, the victim, Xiao Yang, was found passed out under a laurel tree, nine threads of emotion coiled around his waist. Carved into his neck was a small line of text:
"Heavenly Law Addendum: No Nine-Woman Simultaneous Mode!"
—The End—