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Chapter 3 - ## Chapter 3: Soup, Explosions, and Other Core Cultivation Techniques

The sun hadn't even yawned over the mountaintops when Zhao Jin was dragged out of bed by an enthusiastic junior disciple named **Ping Ping**, who was somehow both extremely small and alarmingly strong.

> "Wake up, Brother Zhao! It's Training Day!" she chirped.

> "You're five," Zhao muttered.

> "I'm eight," she said proudly. "And I've broken through to mid-Foundation stage."

> "I hate this place."

Ping Ping skipped out the door, leaving Zhao to stumble after her with bed hair shaped like an ancestral beast.

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### 🍲 Group Training and Mysterious Soup

In the central courtyard, dozens of disciples were gathered. A giant cauldron bubbled in the middle, spewing purple steam and the occasional rubber sandal.

Elder Tu Fang stood on a rock, arms crossed. "Today, you will drink the **Soup of Sudden Insight.** Then, you will fight."

> "Is that safe?" Zhao whispered.

> "Nothing in this sect is safe," whispered someone next to him. Probably the duck.

Elder Tu Fang continued, "Be warned — the soup's effects are... personalized."

One disciple drank it and began speaking fluent beast-tongue. Another grew wings for exactly twelve seconds. One simply vanished.

Zhao took a deep breath and sipped.

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### 💥 Soup Vision and Power Awakening

Zhao's vision blurred. The world spun. A choir of ducks sang in the distance.

Suddenly, he was in a vast desert of floating noodles. A giant elder-shaped cloud yelled at him.

> "Stop being useless and discover your unique cultivation path!"

> "I'm trying, cloud-dad!"

Lightning struck his chest. He screamed. Woke up. Still screaming.

> **[You have awakened a unique ability: The Law of Unreasonable Luck.]**

> "That's not even a technique!"

> **[Passive effect: Occasionally succeed when you really, really shouldn't.]**

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### ⚔️ Chaos Training Begins

Training was simple: "Fight whoever's nearest."

Zhao looked around. Ping Ping looked up at him sweetly. "Ready?"

> "No."

She punched. Zhao dodged. He slipped on a sandal. The sandal flew — hit another disciple — who flew backward — into a pillar — which collapsed — revealing a secret room — with a treasure chest.

Elder Tu Fang blinked. "Congratulations, Zhao Jin. You've discovered our ancient hidden library."

> "I tripped."

> "Exactly."

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### 📚 Hidden Library and Forbidden Romance Manuals

The elders gathered in shock. Zhao was dragged before them, standing in front of a glowing chest that whispered forbidden knowledge.

Inside were manuals: *"The Art of Coincidental Victory"*, *"Cooking With Qi"*, and *"How to Accidentally Form a Harem Without Dying."*

> "That last one sounds useful," Zhao said, reaching for it.

A small explosion knocked him back. The duck waddled in, grabbed the manual, and sat on it.

> "Fine. Keep your secrets."

Elder Tu Fang scratched his beard. "Zhao Jin... you are clearly cursed with the rarest type of cultivation: **Plot Armor Dao.**"

> "Can I exchange it for something practical?"

> "No. But you might live longer than expected."

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### 🌠 Day's End

As the sun set, Zhao sat under a crooked peach tree, bruised, sore, and surprisingly satisfied.

> "So I have luck powers, a duck guardian, and possibly a destiny I don't want."

> "Quack," said the duck, as if in agreement.

A breeze rustled the leaves. Somewhere in the distance, a mysterious figure in dark robes watched the sect from the shadows.

> "The next piece has moved," they whispered. "Let the comedy... begin."

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**Chapter 3 Ends**

✅ Drank mystery soup 

✅ Awakened Luck-based powers 

✅ Unlocked ancient library by tripping 

✅ Foreshadowed bigger forces in the world

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