Scene 1: Yellow Brand Tryouts
Art Drop: [Image: A gritty indie-style wrestling arena. "WELCOME TO YELLOW BRAND" is spray-painted on the wall. Spartan waits in line with determined eyes as chaos unfolds behind him.]
Narrator: "Every rookie in Revolution Wrestling starts here. Yellow Brand Tag Division—where trust is tested, and suplexes fly like insults."
Coach Bobo (blowing whistle): "Tag trials today! You win with teamwork—or leave with bandages."
He scans the line.
Coach Bobo: "Spartan! You're teaming with… Crash Kola!"
Art Drop: [Image: Crash Kola, a wild-eyed guy with soda cans strapped to his belt, winks at Spartan while sipping loudly.]
Crash Kola: "Let's cause some fizzy mayhem, partner!"
Spartan (stone-faced): "God help me."
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Scene 2: Trial by Suplex
Art Drop: [Image: Spartan and Crash face off against The Locker Room Luchas—two flashy masked wrestlers bouncing on the ropes.]
BELL RINGS!
Spartan rushes in. Lucha #1 attempts a running hurricanrana (a flipping headscissors takedown)— —But Spartan counters with a SPEAR (shoulder-first tackle at full sprint), nearly cutting the Lucha in half!
Crash tags himself in.
Crash (grinning): "Time to fizz things up!"
He climbs the turnbuckle, leaps for a Soda Splash (diving crossbody)… but slips, crashing flat on his stomach.
The luchas take advantage with a Double Elbow Drop (synchronized leap, both arms slamming into Crash's chest). One! Two!—Kickout!
Spartan (groaning): "He's not a wrestler. He's a soda spill."
Lucha #2 springboards off the ropes— Spartan intercepts with a tag—grabs him mid-air—and lands a Backbreaker Bomb: lifting the Lucha across his shoulders, dropping him spine-first on Spartan's knee, then slamming him flat!
Art Drop: [Image: Spartan roaring as he lifts the Lucha for the combo slam, Crash barely standing in the background cheering.]
Crash (clapping): "Bro, that was SPICY!"
Spartan: "I work alone... but fine."
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Scene 3: Enter the Champions
Art Drop: [Image: Lights cut. Bass drops. Two giants stomp in wearing speaker-helmets—The Boombox Barbarians—clutching the glowing Yellow Tag Team belts.]
Narrator: "They shake arenas. They break jaws. They're the Yellow Tag Champs—The Boombox Barbarians!"
Boombox Bro 1: "Y'ALL ROOKIES SOUND WEAK."
Boombox Bro 2: "TAG MATCH NEXT WEEK. US vs YOU. BRING EARPLUGS... AND ICE."
Crash Kola: "We're gonna need, like, a dozen sodas."
Spartan (cracking knuckles): "No... we need strategy."
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Scene 4: Tag Chemistry
Art Drop: [Image: Training montage. Spartan bench pressing Crash. Crash balancing soda cans mid-rope walk. Spartan dragging Crash out of a snack bar.]
Narrator: "Rookies don't win with luck. They win with rhythm."
New Tag Move: Spartan Slam Assist – Spartan lifts Crash onto his shoulders. Crash flips off, landing a Front Flip Senton (mid-air somersault into a body splash).
Crash's solo move: Cola Kick – Springboards off the middle rope, twisting mid-air into a spinning kick to the nose, soda can tossed as distraction!
Coach Bobo: "Still messy. But you two might just be crazy enough to win."
Spartan: "If he gets serious, we might have a shot."
Crash: "I was always serious. Just... playfully."
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Scene 5: The Tag Team Championship Match
Art Drop: [Image: A packed Yellow Brand arena. The Boombox Barbarians enter to thunderous bass and flashing lights. Spartan and Crash follow, mismatched but fired up.]
BELL RINGS!
Spartan starts. Ducks a lariat (clothesline...i.e a running stretched arm meant to hit the neck brutally with enough momentum the formula changes)—grabs Boombox Bro 1—plants him with a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT (twisting mid-air drive their face back ward head first to the mat).
He tags in Crash— Crash leaps off the top rope with a Crash Landing Cutter (a flying neck-hold falling flat :-head first on crashes shoulder as Crash simultaneously falls on his back from behind mid-air)—but Boombox Bro 2 blindsides him!
Barbarians hit their finisher: Bass Bomb – Double Powerbomb into the mat followed by both men leaping for a stereo elbow drop! ONE—TWO—KICKOUT!
Spartan returns—clotheslines both giants— Tags Crash—
Crash uses the ropes, flips forward, and hits the final move:
Cola Crush – a springboard 450° Splash with a spinning twist, crashing into the champ like a soda-can missile!
Spartan dives in for the cover—
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Art Drop: [Image: Spartan and Crash holding the Tag Titles high. Soda sprays in the air as Crash celebrates. Spartan nods once, maybe... just maybe... smiling.]
Coach Bobo: "Your first belts. Don't let it be your last."
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Final Scene:
Backstage, Spartan opens the mystical scroll— The words glow: "Next Path Unlocked: The Intercontinental Trials."
Narrator: "Tag gold secured. But to rise... he must fight alone."
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Next Time on Spartan Rumble:
The Interworld title qualifiers begin!
A betrayal brews backstage…
And Spartan faces his first solo rival with a finishing move of legend...