Hmmm.
That lady looks hot.
I should go drink her blood.
Wait what am I thinking I should at least try to ask nicely first.
Who what I am not a vampire.
You missed I do not have any cheesy vampire weakness's.
You just have to beat me the old fashioned way.
Oh look another hot lady.
How did I get out my vampire coffin hmmm I guess it must be about time for me to wake up.
Hold on I forgot my cheesy vampire estate expensive luxury car at my cheesy vampire estate house, some of that cheesy stuff is useful I will be back.
God Damn it.
I forgot my cheesy vampire expensive clothes that clearly make me look suspicious as if I could be immortal through drinking blood.
Fuck.
I forgot my Cheesy vampire bat flock that follows me wherever I go and makes me look like I could grow fangs and bite at any provoked moment, and by coincidence I also only keep my cheesy vampire bat flock at my cheesy vampire estate house that happens to have a cave ecosystem that is perfect for them and in reference to them I mean my cheesy vampire bat flock.
To Be Continued.