You strip off your hoodie and place it carefully next to the garage door. One of the windows is already cleanly broken, but it faces the road, so you'll have to move fast. It's an easy climb up onto the flat roof. From there, you drop down through the window. You climb through head-first, which works well until you get to your hips. You're not quite sure how to maneuver them into the narrow window while simultaneously turning around so you can land comfortably. You try left, and then right, and then you have to admit the truth: your ass is stuck.
You can't remember the last time you had a decent meal and now your big ass is stuck in a window. They're going to find your skeleton like this…
Wait, no, you can reach something with your hands, maybe a shelf—you can't see because your backside is blocking the light. You get a grip on it and pull hard, and finally free yourself. You drop down into the building. That took longer than you wanted, though, so you hurry to the garage door, push it up a few inches, and grab your hoodie.
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