Chapter 1: The Final Boss, The Final Wish, and System Daddy. The Dragon Queen, a Flaming Chicken, and the God of Cringe.
The room was dark, lit only by the cold, bluish glow of a curved monitor. The air smelled faintly of instant noodles and existential despair. Kaizer Wang, in all his broke and hoodie-clad glory, leaned forward in his gaming chair like a man on a mission.
He had just reached the final boss in Dramortal Supreme, a game so hard it made grown men cry and uninstall twice a week.
His fingers danced on the keyboard with the skill of a deity… or at least someone with too much free time.
> SLASH!
BOOM!
Final Boss: Dead.
A victorious fanfare rang out—but then, the screen flickered.
The celebration froze. The screen glitched.
And then a message appeared.
> [Congratulations, Player.]
[You have defeated the Final Boss of Dramortal Supreme.]
[As promised, one wish shall be granted.]
[Type your wish.]
Kaizer squinted.
"…Huh?"
He glanced at the wall clock. 3:17 AM. Prime time for hallucinations.
"Right. This some kind of secret ending? Easter egg?"
He smirked and typed, half-joking:
> "I want to become a supreme being like in webnovels and manhwa. I want a system that grants me endless power."
He hit enter.
The screen went black.
Then—
> [Wish accepted.]
[Initializing: SYSTEM DADDY.]
[Transferring host to reality: World of Supremes.]
[Hold on, Kaizer Wang. Things are about to get divine.]
The monitor exploded in static. The room shook. His chair lifted off the ground.
"What the—?! Yo wait, I didn't consent to dimensional abduction!"
Reality shattered like glass.
Kaizer woke up lying on… clouds?
Not metaphorical, fluffy imagination clouds. Real, honest-to-god cumulus nimbus looking, bounce-like-a-trampoline clouds. The sky above him was painted with auroras. Massive floating islands circled a gigantic golden sun in the distance.
In front of him: a glowing screen.
> [Welcome, Kaizer Wang.]
[From now on, you shall refer to me as: SYSTEM DADDY.]
"Excuse me?"
> [No exceptions. Say it.]
"…Hell nah. I ain't calling my power source Daddy."
> [You want unlimited power or nah?]
Kaizer paused. "Fine. System Daddy it is. Just don't make it weird."
> [Too late. Uploading starter pack: Crown to the Beyond.]
An explosion of data slammed into his brain. Concepts, abilities, powers, dimensions—his mind expanded like a universe under pressure. Words formed without meaning and yet perfect understanding:
Crown to the Beyond – A primordial ability that allows the user to wield absolute control over all existence: laws, time, space, reality, fiction, and beyond.
> [Congratulations, Kaizer Wang. You are now the Primordial Overlord. Enjoy the apocalypse-level responsibility.]
Kaizer stood up. He felt… heavy. Not in a bad way, but like his existence was now a gravitational force. His mere presence bent the clouds beneath his feet.
He snapped his fingers.
A mountain appeared.
He sneezed.
It exploded.
"…Oh damn. I'm overpowered-op."
> [Correction: You are "narratively illegal."]
Suddenly, a portal opened in the sky. A glowing figure descended—winged, armored, radiating holy energy.
"I am Archangel Lureval, sentinel of the First Realm. You have trespassed on sacred land. State your rank and purpose, mortal."
Kaizer blinked.
"I just got here, man."
"Then die here."
The angel raised his divine spear. Celestial fire surrounded him.
Kaizer sighed. He reached out with a finger and flicked.
The angel exploded into divine glitter.
> [Achievement Unlocked: Angel Dust.]
[Reward: +1 Divine Disrespect.]
Kaizer turned to the sky and stretched.
"System Daddy, what now?"
> [Now? You explore. Slay gods. Collect goddesses. Rewrite plotlines. Also, maybe invest in emotional development later.]
Kaizer grinned.
"Nah, I'm good. Let's break reality."
Far away in the Supreme Nexus…
A council of gods stirred.
"What is that power?!" one gasped.
"He doesn't have a rank… he is the rank," said another.
"He must be stopped."
Then a screen blinked into existence.
> [Warning: Do not approach Subject Kaizer Wang. Attempting to challenge him will result in plot armor deletion and ego annihilation.]
The gods paled.
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Back in the mortal world…
Kaizer landed in a bustling city of cultivators and mythical beings.
As he walked, people stared. Women blushed. Men squinted. Children bowed instinctively.
Kaizer cracked his knuckles.
"This looks like a new manhwa arc. I smell arrogant young masters."
And sure enough, three silk-robed cultivators blocked his path.
"You dare walk before Lady Yu without bowing, peasant?!"
Kaizer looked past them.
Lady Yu, a tall woman with silver eyes and dragon horns, raised an elegant brow.
Kaizer smiled charmingly.
"Sorry, I only kneel to goddesses… and you're just my type."
Lady Yu blinked.
The cultivators exploded into dust.
> [New Goddess Target Identified: Yu Long, Dragon Queen of the Azure Skies.]
[Compatibility: 99.7%.]
[Harem Slot: Unlocked.]
Kaizer looked at the sky.
"This is going to be fun."
Kaizer Wang strolled casually through the streets of Azure Heaven Capital, still barefoot, still dressed in his hoodie and gaming pants like he owned the damn multiverse.
The cultivators had been reduced to glitter. Lady Yu Long—the dragon queen herself—stood motionless, eyes scanning Kaizer like she just encountered a rare species of apex predator pretending to be a housecat.
"You… are not of this world," she said slowly.
Kaizer smirked. "Technically, I'm not of any world. I'm just passing through, bullying plot armor and flirting with myth."
> [System Daddy Note: That line was smooth. +10 Charisma with Divine-Grade Waifus.]
Lady Yu stepped forward, her steps causing the air to hum with power. "Your aura… it's beyond anything I've seen. It feels like you are reality... wearing a man's skin."
"Thanks," Kaizer said. "I moisturize with chaos."
Lady Yu frowned, clearly unsure if she was speaking with a god or a lunatic. Possibly both.
Behind them, the sky cracked.
A divine gate tore open in the heavens, blaring celestial horns and pulsing with god-energy. From it descended a figure clad in flaming armor, riding a giant bird made entirely of magma.
"WHO DARES KILL MY DISCIPLES?!"
Kaizer looked up. "Wow. A flaming chicken with a midlife crisis riding it."
The bird screeched. The sky boiled.
> [Warning: Incoming entity - God of Flame Valor. Celestial Rank: Mid-tier.]
[Threat Level: 0.000000000001%]
The flaming god pointed his sword down. "I am the Flame Valor of the Ninth Sun, He Who Burneth All! Mortal, tremble before—"
Kaizer sneezed.
BOOM.
The god, the bird, and the flaming gate imploded into a black hole of disrespect.
Lady Yu's jaw slackened.
"…You sneezed. And he died."
Kaizer dusted his nose. "Allergies. I'm allergic to overhyped NPCs."
> [Achievement Unlocked: Spontaneous Combustion of a Cliché.]
[Loot Gained: Fire God's Core, 1x Legendary Mount: Roast Chicken.]
A roasted, crispy phoenix dropped from the sky, perfectly cooked, garnished with lemon slices and divine rosemary.
Lady Yu stared in horrified awe. "…You turned a myth-tier creature into… dinner?"
Kaizer shrugged. "I was hungry. Want a leg?"
Elsewhere...
In a realm known as Plot Nexus, a hundred "main characters" sat around a glowing council table. All had perfect hair, tragic backstories, and protagonist syndrome.
One of them, a white-haired swordsman with twelve systems and a ticking time bomb curse, growled. "Someone just killed Flame Valor."
Another, a cold CEO reincarnated into a cultivation world as a demon prince, narrowed his eyes. "It's the new guy. Kaizer Wang."
An edgy necromancer in black eyeliner snorted. "I've killed gods. He's nothing."
The room dimmed.
A voice echoed.
> [Notice: All your plot armor has been compromised. Your "tragic backstories" have been overwritten with embarrassing ones. Your systems now call Kaizer Wang 'Papa'.]
They all screamed.
Back in Azure Heaven...
Lady Yu sat across from Kaizer at a floating tea pavilion he conjured into existence.
"You're... not just a god," she said, sipping nervously. "You're something worse. A Primordial."
"Technically, I'm the Primordial Overlord," Kaizer corrected. "It's like being a god, but with zero meetings and unlimited WiFi."
Lady Yu narrowed her eyes. "Why are you here?"
"I'm bored. That's the real reason. Also, System Daddy said I need to 'collect goddesses from each reality' for my... growth arc or something."
Lady Yu raised a brow. "And you think I'll just join your little divine harem?"
Kaizer leaned in, his voice dropping an octave. "No. I know you'll join. Not because I'll force you. Because eventually… you'll want to."
Lady Yu blushed. Just a little. A divine-level blush that caused a few lesser stars in nearby space to supernova from emotional resonance.
> [New Target Progress: 24.7% Affection - Lady Yu Long (Dragon Queen)]
[Warning: You're too smooth. Nerf not available.]
Suddenly—
> [ALERT: Incoming Interdimensional Rift Breach - Hostile Entity Approaching!]
Kaizer cracked his neck.
"System Daddy?"
> [Yup?]
"Is it another arrogant god?"
> [Worse. It's a Main Character from another reality.]
Cringe Incoming.
The sky above the Azure city shattered like a windshield hit by an angry toddler.
From the rift came a glowing teen with black hair, glowing sword, and a tragic backstory monologue already mid-stream.
"I was born cursed… abandoned at birth… and trained in darkness… yet I rose…"
Kaizer rolled his eyes. "Oh gods, he's narrating his trauma out loud."
The new guy pointed his sword. "I am the Protagonist of Shadows. And you... have stolen my spotlight!"
Kaizer walked up to him.
Snapped his fingers.
Click.
The protagonist disappeared.
Lady Yu blinked. "What did you just do?"
Kaizer smirked. "Deleted his plot armor, uninstalled his system, and sent him to a filler arc in an unpopular manhua."
> [Achievement: Cringe Eraser.]
[System Absorbed: Edgelord System.]
[New Feature: Emo Detector - Auto-triggers if anyone says "darkness" unironically.]
Kaizer leaned back.
"I love this job."
Chapter End Tease.
Somewhere in the Void Between Verses, a woman with ten wings, burning silver eyes, and a cloak made of timelines stared at Kaizer through a multiversal mirror.
"Who is this... anomaly?"
A robotic voice replied.
> [Target Identified: Kaizer Wang. The Primordial Overlord. System: Daddy.]
[Risk Level: Everything you've ever feared.]
[Recommendation: Run.]
She smiled.
"I think I want him."