[24 march,2025]
Next week, My Foot!
I'm back again two days later. When can I actually wait for an entire week? I'm getting too impatient here.
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Time Passed. That's what I've said if the whole concept of time and space was not destroyed. Remember that mother Sati will be inside the heaven in a single moment, It is I who is keeping her that moment to come to existence by dragging the chapters as I introduce the victims of my attention seeking personality.
Okay! I've said before that the kings of these two realms were someone worthy of being kings of these two realms, right? Let's introduce them and their anxiety in this chapter.
As we've seen in the human fantasy, the true heaven and hell and the kings who rule them differ totally from what we've been taught from the human point of view. These realms of hell and heaven are way too complex for someone lazy or greedy to rule over for eternity. There are not choosing of king here. They just existed for the sake of ruling it one day. They are wise beings who are way too respectful from the author's point of view.
Let's introduce them.
From the moment infinity existed (I don't know what that mean either.), Mother Sati created things that she wanted, because she got bored with existing alone. She created complex mechanisms for life and death. She created a system to create an equilibrium for that and two rulers wise rulers who could maintain that said equilibrium.
She was way too bored with existing alone, so she went and created a universe for that and made the life in it so mysterious that even she would take some time to find out about things, you know, to pass time.
Then, she went and copy pasted these said universe and systems multiple times. Hmm..If i were to give the amount of copy paste a number, it would be around 49% of eternity. That much copies.
Then, she felt bad for making so many copies and one original universe. So, she went and destroyed the original and gave the energy and experience she got from destroying the originals, to the copies..making all of them a part of the original universe.
She then bestowed them with the ability to grow by themself. And the potential to rebel against her.
And she chose two kings to control and manage all these tedious tasks to govern the system of equilibrium, as the system had its own will... Those two kings were created wise enough to understand their place in the world and heat resistant enough to bear with her aura during the board meeting held every half of the infinity.
(I know, don't ask.)
Those two entities were the king of heaven and hell.
King of Heaven: -
Altzar. Why is this his name? Because the author felt like it. He's a wise king, who's cold hear ted and calculates everything before taking any action. (I know, I'm making him this op, but will this poor stupid me be able to take care of him in the future?
I highly doubt that. So, forgive me for the future mistakes as I'm not smart enough to make him stay smart.) He loves chocolate ice cream. He's loyal to his mother.
(Suddenly a loud voice is heard from inside the computer.)
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Altzar : HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
(I'm too lazy to write that he forgot everything and act like it's his first time again... act. So, bear with me with that, and let's continue from the point past the basic tedious skit.)
Author: What? You're Altzar? The character I just created?
Altzar: Yes. and why tf are you giving me that boring explanation which doesn't give a shit about my nature, character and personality. You rounded up everything in two simple words. Are you sure you know the vocabulary to use while introducing someone? Are you sure you're literate enough?
Autor: Hey, don't go there. I try to keep my lines simple, full of emotions rather than tough words which sound cool. I can use tough words too, you know..I just don't use them as they don't pass the feelings I possess while writing them.
Altzar: Liar, Liar. Gonna catch a financial fire...
Author: Hey, you crazy ass fictional delusional fker... Don't go cursing me with that god mouth of yours... You want an intro.. fine.. let's do that.. but, don't you dare make me broke... with your stupid ass powers....
Altzar: When did I say I was cursing? Hmm.. That's not a bad idea, by the way...
(fades away.... the pc went blank, and the things written which introduced the crazy ass fker... were no longer there.)
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"King of Heaven" was written on the screen. The author cursed his home-made God before continuing with his story.
(This time, the author's memory was not erased... and nobody seemed to notice that yet.)
(And, the Altzar which came this time, was not the one which chatted with him before..)
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King of Heaven:
Sati, The Singularity, created an entity from her wisdom. In the blink of an eye, and Man in this early 30s was created. His physical features? Too lazy to describe, so imagine on your on..
The man was named Altzar, The King of Heaven. He was a part of the singularity's wisdom. He knew why he was created the moment he was created.
He knew his purpose. He was neither good nor evil. He had a single goal. To manage the eternity created by his mother, The Singularity itself. He knew what his mother was thinking from the start. He knew how to appease her boredom from the moment he was born.
That's why he created eartH. He created a room, a comfy warm coloured room with Japanese style table in the middle... where the heater is inside (too lazy to research..go find it on your own.).
He created her a comfy bed, a dancing chair and a TV like thingy which broadcasted all the events that ever happened, is happening right now, or will happen in the future. He requested Sati to kindly wait for him, as he goes and creates more things for her amusement.
And, Altzar..then created Life which could be considered entertaining from a god's perspective. He created fun, struggle. He created emotions.
King of Hell:
In that comfy room, provided by her creation.. Sati relaxed. She now knew the meaning and joy of slacking off and just enjoying things for the fun of it. She was happy. But she knew that her son was too powerful for his own good. She knew the need for balance. That's why she created Arya. The King of Hell. Arya was born from the perception of Sati, the singularity.
She also knew why she was created. So that's why, she went to the comfy bed of her mother and slept beside her.. and started watching the TV with her.. She created an item called Popcorn to just time pass while they watch Altzar make a mess with a proud face. This was fun for them.
And both mother and daughter knew that. And time passed. When she saw that it's time for her to take care of the important things now, she kissed her mother's cheek and said her goodbye, as she knew she was not going to meet her for a long time now. The face of Sati was surprised. As she felt this strange happiness from a small gesture.
Arya went outside the room, and as soon as she came outside, the room disappeared. She showed a sad face, but she quickly got back up as she knew the reason for her existence and the thing her creator wanted from her. Arya was created to take care of the mess made by her brother.
She was supposed to bring the eternity, which was going off balance now, even though there has been a few days since Altzar was born, he was too immersed in providing comfort for his mother, that he just created billions of universes in the matter of mere moments. And what about the complexity and the details needed for the existence of life?
Who cares about all that, he gave all of them a will to live and the ability to grow..and said, it'll be fine as long as they develop based on their environments.
Arya knew that it wasn't enough. Her brother was smart. But his flaw was that he was too immersed in his role as the creator that he forgot that he was the manager as well. So, Arya was supposed to balance the eternity with her perseverance (I don't know what that means, but it sounds cool.
So who cares..). And that's how the King of heaven who created things and The king of hell who managed things..were born to existence.
(Okay. Enough Infodumps for now.)
And now, after a whole eternity has passed, they saw their pissed mother coming towards them with a face full of anger, and the fun fact was that they were not at fault here.
They had never considered any rebellious thought towards their mother. They knew they had the potential to oppose her..but, they were wiser enough to know what's what.
But, this time..Both siblings were debating what went wrong...and where...(these guys don't know the existence of 'that thing' yet...as it's something truly op rivaling the singularity itself.)
And that's it for the intro of the gods. Now, let's bring back the angry mother to punish her elder son to do something which harmed their youngest sibling.
TO BE CONTINUED...