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Chapter 22 - 22. Mission Completed

Wang Ye looked at the countdown of Buddha Light Curry in the system. There was less than a minute left before the effect of Buddha Light Curry ended. He took a deep breath, swept his eyes across the chaotic battlefield, and quickly calculated in his mind for a moment. Captain Dragonfly's scepter was still releasing powerful energy, Kabuda's electrode rod was already shaky, and although the cockroach bully and others were controlled by "100% bare-handed", the intervention of Captain Dragonfly made the situation deadlocked again.

"Time is running out, we have to act quickly." Wang Ye whispered to himself, his fingers gently twisted at the cuffs of his cassock, and his fingertips trembled slightly, as if preparing something. His eyes locked on Captain Dragonfly again, and a sly smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Captain Dragonfly, you are really too much!" Wang Ye suddenly opened his throat, his voice was loud and a little dissatisfied, and instantly attracted everyone's attention. He waved his fingers lightly in the air, as if showing some invisible power, "As a referee, you actually intervened in the game yourself! How can such a referee be fair?!"

Captain Dragonfly narrowed his compound eyes slightly, turned the scepter lightly in his hand, and said in a cold and sarcastic voice: "Hmph, the rules are set by me, and it is not your turn to make decisions."

Wang Ye heard this, still smiling on his face, flicked his fingers lightly, and a layer of invisible ripples seemed to be swaying in the air. His voice was a bit teasing: "Donors, why are you so angry? I am just telling the truth. Since you like to manipulate the game so much, why don't you change your career and become a director? Why are you pretending here?"

"Donors, I am going to..." Wang Ye's Buddhist chant suddenly got stuck in his throat, and the hamburger rosary on his robes fell to the ground with a "crackling" sound. His golden body flickered like a neon light with bad contact, the light bulb crown on his head flickered, and even the steaming hamburger rosary on his waist began to mold and grow hair.

The cockroach bully's mechanical claws were picking his nostrils, and suddenly pointed at Wang Ye and shouted: "Boss, look! The Buddha has grown green hair!" "This is the phenomenon of Buddha's light returning to the ancestors!" Wang Ye pretended to be calm, but his cassock had faded into an old lady's floral apron. "As the saying goes, color is emptiness and emptiness is... Ouch!" The energy of the last Buddha's light curry was exhausted. Wang Ye disappeared in the air with a "whoosh".

Captain Dragonfly's scepter suddenly lit up with rainbow light, and the villains who were originally fixed by Kabuda with "100% of being caught with bare hands" collectively danced a mechanical dance. Scorpion Lailai's tail swung out a disco ball special effect, Spider Detective's eight legs danced ghost steps, and even the cockroach bully couldn't help but make a heart with his mechanical claws: "What's wrong with my body?"

"The inexplicable person left, and now we're going to insert a special program!" Captain Dragonfly stepped on the music beat and spun in circles. The referee's uniform turned into a sequined singing uniform. "When the world needs more sand sculpture energy--" He shook his head violently, and the wig flew to the audience like a hidden weapon. "The second round of the treasure appraisal battle royale begins!"

Kabuda's electrode rod suddenly turned into a fluorescent cheering stick, and the red robot was forced to dance a girl group dance. The display screen flashed the emoji "Help". Jingui Jiro's baguette grew limbs and was performing a French kiss on Maruko Dragon. The two-meter-tall green robot made a desperate electronic sound: "A real man should... Ugh!"

"The second treasure is this!" Captain Dragonfly pointed his scepter at the bronze chimes that suddenly appeared. This set of ritual instruments, which should have been solemn, was playing "The Most Dazzling National Style". On each bell, "made in Yiwu" was engraved in oracle bone script. The most outrageous thing was that the QR code on the base was scanned and it turned out to be the Twitter account of the cockroach bully.

"I know this question!" Taro Koganei suddenly took out the Luoyang shovel, "Look at the color of the copper rust, the thickness of the patina, this is clearly just unearthed last week... Hey?" The shovel head suddenly turned into an octopus tentacle, sticky and entangled his beer belly. The cockroach bully's mechanical eyes flashed red: "Idiot! This is a luminous sticker sold in a convenience store!" He was about to hit the bell with a steel ball, and the chime suddenly opened its bloody mouth and chewed the steel ball with a bang.

"Is this chime a spirit?" Taro Koganei stared at the chime chewing the steel ball with a creaking sound, and the octopus tentacles on the beer belly were still wriggling in waves. Fine beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, and his voice was a bit flustered, "This is too outrageous!"

"Let's look at mine!" Kuranosuke suddenly raised his mobile phone, and the screen showed the clearance screen of the game "Treasure Appraiser". He pushed the plain glasses he wore today, and the same brilliance as Conan flashed behind the lenses. The corners of his mouth slightly raised, with a bit of confidence and pride, "It looks like a Western Zhou chime, but it is actually a fake from the Eastern Zhou Dynasty - but the real value lies in..." His voice suddenly paused, his eyes stared sharply at the crack of the chime, and his hand had already touched the Luoyang shovel on his waist.

His movements were extremely fast, and the Luoyang shovel drew a silver light in the air, and with a "clang" sound, it directly stabbed into the crack of the bell body, and pried it hard, making a crisp metal collision sound. Then, a faintly fluorescent vibrator was accurately pried out by him, and the vibrator flashed a strange light under the sunlight.

The whole place fell into silence instantly, and everyone's eyes were focused on the vibrator. The fluorescence of the vibrator became more and more dazzling, and suddenly the "Great Compassion Mantra" began to play, and the sound of Sanskrit lingered, as if an invisible force was spreading in the venue. A series of electronic watermarks gradually emerged on the surface of the vibrator: "Virgo and Peace Star Limited Edition·Quantum Vibration Mode is on".

The light of the vibrator was reflected on the lenses of Kuranosuke's glasses. The corners of his mouth slightly raised, with a somewhat unfathomable smile, and he murmured in a low voice: "Sure enough, I expected it."

Captain Dragonfly's scepter fell to the ground with a "clang", and his compound eyes instantly garbled into a slot machine interface, and the mechanical voice was a bit trembling and unbelievable: "No... Impossible... I clearly hid it in..."

"The correct answer is-Friends of Women" Kuranosuke's voice suddenly increased, interrupting Captain Dragonfly's mumbling. His movements were extremely fast. With a flick of his finger, the vibrator drew an arc in the air and was accurately inserted into Kabuda's mechanical ear. Kabuda's display screen instantly popped up a full screen of "Rebirth Mantra". A trace of panic flashed in the red robot's mechanical eyes, and his body trembled slightly, as if controlled by some force.

At this moment, the spider detective's spider silk also uncontrollably wove into a rebirth banner, and the eight legs waved randomly in the air, with a bit of fear in his voice: "What...what's going on? My spider silk is out of control!"

"Judgment...judgment is correct!" Captain Dragonfly's voice was a bit of gnashing anger. His referee uniform instantly turned into a maid uniform, and his scepter turned into a meowing cat toy stick, obviously triggering the penalty rule for saying the wrong judgment.

"Bang!"

Captain Dragonfly's maid skirt suddenly exploded into feathers all over the sky. He grabbed the cat toy stick in a panic, and the 114514th article of "Weekly Shonen Jump" rolled wildly in his compound eyes. In Wang Ye's quantum vision, countless golden chains were coming out from under the referee's uniform - each chain was engraved with dense rules of the game.

"So that's it!" Wang Ye's consciousness trembled violently in the glass jar, "This guy's power is completely based on the rules. As long as he contradicts himself..."

Seeing this, the cockroach bully sneered, and the mechanical claw quickly took out a modified vacuum cleaner from his waist, with a bit of greed and pride in his voice: "My own!" His movements were extremely fast, and the vacuum cleaner's suction power was instantly turned to the maximum, making a piercing buzzing sound. However, the suction was too strong, and the cockroach bully's body was sucked to stagger a few steps, and then the whole person was sucked directly into the dust bag, performing a mechanical dance in the transparent cover, with panic and anger flashing in the mechanical eyes.

"Fuck! What the hell is this!" The voice of the cockroach bully came from the dust bag, with a bit of exasperation, "Let me out!"

The tail of Scorpion Lailai quickly wrapped around the baguette of Kamejiro, and his voice was full of sneers: "Let's die together!" However, the baguettes suddenly multiplied into an army of French bread, instantly burying the purple robot into sandwich fillings. Scorpion Lailai's voice came from the pile of bread, with a bit of helplessness and anger: "What the hell is this again!"

"The current score is 1:0:0!" The maid-dressed dragonfly captain suppressed her shame, with a bit of anger and unwillingness in her voice, and announced, "The final round of the decisive game begins!" His compound eyes flashed with a cold light, and he was obviously full of expectations and anger for the next game.

Today's game was really frustrating.

Kuranosuke stood aside, the light of the vibrator reflected on his glasses, the corner of his mouth still had that unfathomable smile, and he gently waved the Luoyang shovel in his hand, as if declaring his victory.

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