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Haikyuu: Sleek Emperor

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By Me, The Cruel and Petty Author Who Reincarnated This Man Against His Will Look, I tried to write a nice story. A chill slice-of-life about a guy who just wants to get rich, retire early, and never look at another volleyball again. That guy? That’s Ryuido. Smart. Sharp. Handsome in that "I pay my taxes and don’t talk during movies" kind of way. A real catch. He was a solid player in his old life. Not a prodigy—let’s not get crazy—but competent enough to traumatize middle schoolers with a serve and a glare. But guess what? He quit. Cold turkey. Said “no thanks” to glory, competition, and character growth. So I killed him. Don’t feel bad. He didn’t suffer. Much. Now he’s a baby in the Haikyuu!! universe, and I have the steering wheel. What’s he gonna do, block me? Spike the narration? Nah. He's stuck in Miyagi, one year ahead of Hinata and Kageyama, surrounded by kids who treat volleyball like a divine calling. And Ryuido? He’s doing everything in his power to avoid becoming part of the plot. Which is hilarious, because I already wrote him into it. Watch him squirm. Watch him deflect. Watch him try to logic his way out of destiny while the volleyball gods line up the slowest, most agonizing character arc imaginable. No, he doesn't get a tragic backstory. No, he doesn't want to win Nationals. Yes, he will still end up on a team. Because this isn't his story. It’s mine. And I’m going to make him love volleyball again if it kills us both. Don't read, Thanks for read.
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Chapter 1 - Prologue: "Don't Spike Me, Bro"

Amakusa Ryuido had spent most of his adult life doing everything in his power to stay away from volleyball.

Too many injuries, too much drama, and worst of all? Too little money. He didn't hate the game. In fact, that was the problem—he had been good at it. Not Kageyama-level prodigy or Oikawa-level heartthrob genius, but solid. The kind of player coaches remembered. The kind of player who got asked to sub in at alumni games every damn year.

But being good wasn't the same as making a living. Volleyball didn't pay the bills. It didn't fill retirement funds. And Ryuido? He had big dreams of a quiet, well-padded retirement, complete with fishing rods, a ridiculous recliner, and maybe—just maybe—a cat that would tolerate him.

So he walked away. Cold turkey. No nostalgia, no regrets. That was his mantra.

Until fate said, "Running again? Okay, bet," and slammed the cosmic reset button.

A car accident—go figure. He died, as unceremoniously as someone could. And then, as if the universe had been itching for a punchline, he woke up again.

But smaller. Softer. Crying.

"Leave me alone, volleyball!!" he wailed—only it came out as, "Baa-babaaa!!"

Yeah. Baby. Actual baby.

The universe hadn't just reincarnated him—it had respawned him in the world of Haikyuu. Volleyball wasn't just a sport here; it was a religion. It was teenage blood, sweat, and serve receives. It was the kind of high-octane drama he'd spent decades avoiding.

And worse? He'd been plopped right into Miyagi Prefecture. That meant Karasuno. That meant Seijoh. That meant Shiratorizawa and all the rest of those talented, stubborn brats.

By the time he was in middle school, he already knew. No matter what he tried—track team, student council, even the brass band—volleyball found him. Again and again. Teachers dropped hints. Classmates nudged. Some even begged.

Why did he resist so hard?

Because he knew what would happen if he said yes.

He'd get good. Too good. Just good enough to matter, never enough to win the whole damn thing. And that would hurt worse than quitting ever did. He didn't want to be someone else's stepping stone again. He didn't want the taste of almost.

And yet…

The court always seemed to call back. And when you're one year older than the likes of Hinata and Kageyama—when you're close enough to see the sparks fly from their game—it gets harder and harder to keep your distance.

Ryuido was cool-headed, quick-witted, and had a smirk that said "I've seen worse" even in the worst of times. But volleyball? Volleyball was the one thing that could still make him flinch.

And the world of Haikyuu wasn't done with him yet.