Realizing i'm probably not dreaming, but probably an emerging lunatic I looked up at the sky at the flying birds. Whatever it is for now I should focus on finding civilization… And remember the words to always be cold headed, there is no use in.. Panicking, I tried lying to myself as my heart was beating as hard as it could from both fear of uncertainty and anger, remembering how a MMORPG woman fanatic scared me then leaded me to this situation i felt my heart both beating hard and burning with passion to fuck- find that woman and .. And demand money for my broken phone, lost time and all the iq you lost while reading this.
Walking around the forest i took a deep breath trying to relax for a bit, looking at the yellow reddish leafed trees i couldn't bear but think i was not even in the same country as i was before
Am I even in Sebus? (Fictional country based on a real life European country) or considering the trees.. Janen kingdom? (Also a fictional country but based on an Asian country.)
no… Impossible…. Could it have been actually the protestors? maybe they planted a bomb in the bus.. No no, the protests have been taking place for six months and no civilians were injured.. Except the officials who had eggs thrown to their heads… And of course the cops are waging war against that clown group which they say is pagan's own personal organization…
then a fruit dropped on my head as i was getting closer to a river not being able to follow the birds going south eastern i looked around and picked up the fruit which fell on my head
Am I even on earth or was I really killed.. by the government? Pagan? I pinched myself as i saw the pink reddish fruit in my hands, shaped like a banana
Pinching myself didn't lead to much expect my stomach growling a bit making me flinch and my heart jump a bit
I'm hungry even at a time like this? I sighed and threw the banana shaped fruit away. Don't wanna poison myself, better be safe than die if i'm not already dead..
Surely if I follow the river I'll find something eventually though..? No even if i find something what then, "Oh excuse me i was sleeping in a bus then woke up in the middle OF HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN IT" I dropped down right next to the river and lied back as the sun was directly facing me I've walked for at least a couple hours now, and nothing? No big titties milfs no village or atleast a system? For a second i hoped i was isekai'ed…. Atleast i dont have to return to that place.. Yeah.. Wind hitting my hair, sun warming my face I closed my eyes and took a deep breath Mmmh this is life.. Tru-
Then i felt something on my left arm, looking over it was a red bug with black holes on it making me immediately jump trying to kill it
YEP FUCK THE WIND, BY THIS TIME ID BE HOME GAMING GOSH DARN IT! There is nothing great about this situation….
…
".. System"
No.. No, the system wait… Ah right "Window"
Nothing again, I sighed "So not isekai after all.." I looked down at my right hand and scratched my head. Third time's a charm.. I raised my right hand with two fingers and swiped through the air in front of them "Appear before me, NOW system window!"
Then the phone buzzed in my left pocket. I dropped my head down and laughed a bit embarrassed by myself. "Riight of course, what did I think…"
"HEYYyy come onn i wont wait for you foreveeeh" A voice beyond the side of the river yelled, a childish voice echoed down to my ears and looking up i saw a kid not older than ten run with his back directed towards me and the river, almost as if looking towards someone.
"Lugeeen, be careful and look where you're going.. I swear what am I…" A young lady, maybe around twenty years old appeared from the woods right behind the smaller boy holding a basket of fruits, she looked at me with her smile as warm as the sun and then fixed her yellow hair which fell over her right arm"My.." She quietly said while I sneakily glanced at her breasts "Bingo…" I whispered then quickly shaken my head
Nono no what a sick mind i got God.. I stood up while raising my gaze instead to her beautiful well rounded blue eyes and yelled "UH HELLO! I'M SO GLAD I'VE MET SOMEONE!"
The kid dressed in white shirt and black knee lenght pants turned around to look at me, almost surprised and even scared he flinched a bit
She nodded getting closer to the river while the kid hiding behind her white traditional dress was falling down to the grass, her sandals barely being seen and she spoke "Who may you be?"
"I.." I stopped for a bit, then looked down into the river for a split second as she turned her head and then continued "No, for now i think we should prioritize getting you safe, i recommend you to cross the river the faster the better."
"Sis.." the kid whispered as she gently touched his head "Don't worry."
Safe? What does she mean by that… "Excuse me but what do you mean by safe?"
She instead of answering looked left as the current of the river was leading east she again fixed her hair "There should be a river not distant from here, perhaps half an hour of walking."
Not having the decency to at least answer my question.. And those traditional clothes, they look like something out of historical Sebun books… Whatever, let's just be happy I've met someone "Half an hour east?"
She nodded, smiling a bit then added "We'll be waiting for you here, albeit be fast. I have no more than two hours to wait."
"Got it!"
Instead of waiting for anything else against my better judgment i quickly started running east eagerly to meet the huge breaste-like minded individual on the other side of the river, not even thinking about the dangers she have told me to be careful for-
"My, quite an eager fellow right Lugen?"