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## **Tensura: Multiversal Shenanigans**
### *Kaguya-sama Arc – Chapter 13: "The Chaos of Dodgeball: Milim Unleashed!"*
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### **\[Scene: Shuchiin Academy Gymnasium – Late Morning]**
The gym gleams under the sunlight filtering through high windows. Students chatter in the stands—having heard rumors about the strange transfer students.
**Chika (holding a whistle):**
"Today's Student Council Challenge is… *DODGEBALL*! Team Rimuru versus Team Kaguya! Winner gets bragging rights and first dibs on lunch!"
**Milim (vibrating with excitement):**
"Finally! A game that lets me punch things!"
**Rimuru (concerned):**
"Milim, it's just throwing balls—no punching involved."
**Milim (grinning):**
"Same thing\~"
**Veldora (with a sports camera drone hovering nearby):**
"Let the world witness Milim's glory! *Veldora Channel Live* is rolling!"
**Ciel (calmly):**
> "I have begun calculating structural damage estimates. The school insurance policy is insufficient."
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### **\[Teams Are Set]**
**Team Rimuru:**
* Rimuru (reluctant leader)
* Milim (unrestrained chaos)
* Veldora (dramatic commentator, benched due to "incidents")
* Chika (wild card)
**Team Kaguya:**
* Kaguya (calculating strategist)
* Shirogane (trying to keep everyone sane)
* Ishigami (deathly afraid)
* Iino (rules-obsessed referee/player)
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### **\[The Whistle Blows – The Game Begins!]**
**Milim (blurring ahead, snatching the ball):**
"HEH—MY TURN!"
**She hurls the dodgeball. It rockets like a meteor.**
**Ishigami (in terror):**
"OH NO—"
**Rimuru (teleports in front, catching it mid-air):**
"Milim! *Hold back*! This isn't a battlefield!"
**Ball: still smoldering in Rimuru's hands.**
**Ciel (calmly):**
> "Estimated speed: Mach 2.3. Suggest reprimanding Milim before someone evaporates."
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**Kaguya (eyes gleaming):**
> "She's too strong. But if we bait her, we can outsmart her."
**Kaguya:**
"Milim-chan, if we win, we'll give you *super sweets* from our clubroom."
**Milim (suddenly serious):**
"…I'M SWITCHING SIDES!"
**Rimuru:**
"Wha—?! Hey, that's illegal!"
**Chika:**
"Let's allow it for chaos!"
**Iino:**
"No!! Rules exist for a reason!"
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### **\[Mid-Game Mayhem]**
**Shirogane (dodging awkwardly):**
"WHY IS SHE CHASING ME SPECIFICALLY?!"
**Milim (laughing):**
"You look fun to squish!"
**Rimuru (sighing):**
"Ciel, assist."
**Ciel:**
> "Activating 'Accelerated Perception'. Initiate Matrix Mode."
**Time slows. Rimuru catches two dodgeballs with elegance and tosses one back with casual force—just enough to nudge Milim's forehead.**
**Milim (blinking):**
"Wha— I'm out!?"
**Chika:**
"Rimuru wins MVP!"
**Milim (pouting, then laughing):**
"Okay! You got me fair and square!"
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### **\[Aftermath – Gym Bleachers]**
Everyone's collapsed on the floor, catching their breath.
**Kaguya (thinking):**
> "Rimuru… he adapts to any situation. Intelligent. Powerful. Too powerful. Dangerous. …Cool."
**Shirogane (internal monologue):**
> "I feel like we've made contact with beings from a higher plane of existence…"
**Iino:**
"They broke every school rule. I'm going to need three days to write this report."
**Veldora (editing footage):**
"Title: *Demon Lord VS Elite High Schoolers – Who Survives!?*"
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### **\[Later That Evening – Rooftop Scene]**
**Rimuru and Kaguya sit on the rooftop with snacks.**
**Kaguya (quietly):**
"You're... difficult to read. You act goofy, but you're sharp. And powerful."
**Rimuru (smiling):**
"I could say the same about you."
**Kaguya:**
"…You'd be a terrifying Student Council President."
**Rimuru (chuckling):**
"Oh, no thanks. Too much paperwork."
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## **End of Chapter 13: "The Chaos of Dodgeball: Milim Unleashed!"**
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