OMG
I think yesterday was probably the BEST day of my entire life
Not only did I have a FANTASTIC time at the Halloween dance with my crush,Brandon,but I think he might actually like me! SQUEEEEE!!!!!
By " like," I mean as a really good friend
Definitely NOT as a serious girlfriend or anything I'm sure THAT would NEVER happen in a million years!
WHY! Mostly because I'm the biggest DORK in the entire school
And with three spots,two left feet, one cruddly social life and zero popularity,I'm not exactly the type of girl who'll one day be crowned prom Queen
But thanks to my wicked case odlf CRUSH -ITIS,the slightly goofy blissfully lovestickshabby chic style I'm currently rocking would definitely put me in the running for.....
PRINCESS OF THE DORKS!
It's just that I'm NOT a tag hag ( alsoknow as a totally obsessed fashion SNOB)
And I'm NOT hopelessly addictedto spending twice the gross national product of a small third world country on the lastest designer clothes shoes jewelry and handbags only to REFUSE to wear the stuff one month later because it's like OMG! Practically more ANCIENT than YESTERDAY!!
Unlike some people I know
People being shallow self centred girls like....
MACKENZIE HOLLISTER!!!
Calling Mackenzie a mean girl is an understatement she's a RATTLESNAKE in pink plumping lip gloss and ankle boots
But I'm not intimidated by her on anything like how juvenile would that be?!
I constantly wonder how girls like Mackenzie always manage to be....I don't know....
PERFECT
I wish I had something that could magically transform me into my perfect self
It would have the amazing power of cindrellas fairy godmother, be easy to use and be small enough to fit inside a backpack
Something like, i dunno maybe...
Maxwells enchanted lip gloss
My special lip gloss would make each and every girl lok as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside
How cool would that be?!
Average nice girl ( like me)
Before enchanted lip gloss
( We see a normal girl)
After enchanted lip gloss
(We magically see my inner beauty)
Average mean girl (like Mackenzie)
Before enchanted lip gloss
( We see a popular girl in designer clothing)
After enchanted lip gloss
(We magically see her inner beauty)
After spending hours studying the potential global impact of the enchanted lip gloss phenomenon,I was shocked and amazed by my scientific findings:
ENCHANTED LIP GLOSS does not look cute on everyone too bad, MACKENZIE!!
Anway i really hope Brandon calls me today
I would totally freak if he actually did but I'm pretty sure he probably won't which btw brings me to this very important question
How are you supposed to know when a guy actually likes you if he never bothers to call
Crush ig test: carefully examine the following two pictures for sixty seconds Can you spot the difference between them
Cute crush who actually likes you
Cute crush who doesn't like you
Answer: there is no difference these two dudes are identical!
Which unfortunately means ur
Your crush basically ignores you whether he actually likes you or not
ARRGGGGGHHH!!!
( That was me tearing my hair out of frustration!)
Lucky for me,my BFF Chloe is an expert on guys and romance.she learned everything she knows from reading all the latest teen magazines and novels
And my other BFF Zoey is a human wikipedia and a self help guru she's basically fourteen years old Dr phil in lip grand hoop earrings
The three of us are going to meet at the mall Tommorow to shop for jeans I can't wait to talk to them about this guy stuff because, seriously,l don't have any clue!