Elias had learned two hard truths about raising a small demon queen in disguise.
One: you couldn't leave her unsupervised near cats, fire, or anything shiny.
Two: peace never lasted more than two and a half days.
This time, it was two days and a spoon.
Rhea had taken to pretending spoons were scepters. Which was harmless until she declared herself "Princess of Cutlery" and tried to knight the baker's son with a ladle.
Now the boy wouldn't stop barking, and Elias had to bake apology scones.
So naturally, that was when the cleric arrived.
He came wrapped in white and gold, staff in hand, eyes aglow with the Light's Judgement. His robes didn't touch the mud, and his expression didn't touch joy. A golden sun medallion hung from his neck, pulsing softly with divine magic.
Clerics of the Sacred Inquisition. Demon hunters.
And he was standing right outside Elias's cottage.
"Sir Elias, healer of Ashvale?" the cleric asked, tone neutral but sharp as a knife under silk.
Elias blinked at him over a plate of half-burned scones. "That's me."
The cleric held up a crystal sphere—glass swirled with blue. "This divines infernal taint. A demonic trace was detected in the area."
Elias's heart dropped into his stomach like a swallowed stone.
"Oh, weird," he said too quickly. "We, uh, get a lot of that. Swamp fumes. Rats. Kids with wild mana. Very demonic rats lately."
The cleric didn't blink. "I'll be conducting a full sweep of the village."
Elias smiled. "Super."
Behind him, the cottage door creaked open.
"Uncle Elly," came a small voice.
Rhea stood in the doorway, barefoot and half-covered in cookie flour, holding a lumpy stuffed fox she'd named "Doomsnout."
The moment her eyes met the cleric's, she froze.
And the cleric's sphere flickered.
Elias coughed—violently, theatrically, like a man who'd swallowed a moth and wanted the moth arrested. "Ah! Sorry, niece! Didn't I tell you to practice your… uhh… sacred hymns?"
Rhea blinked. Then, in a voice way too sweet, she said, "Oh yes! Blessings upon cabbage and pies, holy light and sugary skies!"
She slammed the door shut.
The cleric raised an eyebrow.
Elias clapped a hand on his shoulder. "Kids these days. Just so spiritual."
Rhea paced the tiny kitchen like a caged fox.
"A Light-worshiping brander," she hissed. "They used to burn my generals."
"They're not branding anyone today," Elias said, bolting the shutters.
"What if he sees the mark on your hand?"
"I wear gloves."
"What if he scans the house for infernal traces?"
"Then you'll hide. Somewhere very undemonic. Like the pantry. Or under the floorboards."
She folded her arms. "I refuse to hide next to pickles."
"You're six. It's legally required you dislike pickles anyway."
"I was a queen."
"And now you're a child with cookie batter in your hair."
She pouted and flopped onto the couch. "I was going to eat that batter."
Elias peered out the window. The cleric was already talking to the blacksmith. "Look, we lay low. No demon flares, no floaty telepathy, no eye-glow. We survive this with zero incinerations, understood?"
She sighed. "Yes, Uncle Elly."
Elias paused. "...Did you just call me that again?"
"I'm trying it out."
"Well, stop. It makes me sound like a chicken."
The cleric, it turned out, was nothing if not thorough.
He interrogated the tailor's apprentice (who promptly fainted), blessed every well, lit a few incense censers that smelled like burnt celery, and then strolled up to Elias's clinic unannounced.
Elias was in the middle of pretending to take a patient's temperature using a stick and a hopeful expression.
"Divine blessings," the cleric said.
Elias jumped. The stick snapped.
"Sir Healer," the cleric continued, "may I examine your premises?"
"Oh sure," Elias said, trying to block the door. "Nothing here but bandages, herbs, and dangerously unstable hair tonics."
The cleric's eyes narrowed. He stepped inside.
Rhea, thankfully, had followed instructions and hidden in the one place she hated most: the pickle barrel.
Elias tried not to think about how furious she'd be later.
As the cleric began his divine scan—chanting softly while the sphere pulsed—Elias faked a coughing fit, sneezed into his gloves, and even knocked over a table "accidentally" to delay him.
"You seem... nervous," the cleric noted dryly.
"I have anxiety," Elias replied. "And a raccoon problem. And possibly a fungus in my boot."
The sphere flashed red. The cleric stopped.
Elias's blood froze.
"It detected something," the cleric murmured.
Elias chuckled weakly. "Oh! That's probably from the war wounds. Took a bit of hellfire to the ankle once. You know, the old Half-Step Backflip Gambit of the Demon Skirmish?"
The cleric stared at him.
"You probably wouldn't know it," Elias muttered.
The sphere glowed again.
The cleric turned.
Toward the pantry.
Toward the barrel.
Elias panicked.
"WAIT!"
The cleric paused. "Yes?"
"I, uh, wanted to confess something," Elias said quickly.
"…Go on."
Elias licked his lips. "It's… about me. And the baker."
The cleric blinked. "The baker?"
"We've been sharing… cinnamon rolls. Illegally. After curfew. I know the Light forbids gluttony."
"I… don't think that's a mortal sin."
"Well it should be!" Elias exclaimed, arms flailing. "The things I've done for icing…"
Behind the cleric, the pantry door creaked open—and two glowing red eyes peeked out.
No, wait. Gold.
Elias blinked.
Rhea's eyes were gold.
She didn't say a word. Just raised one tiny finger.
The sphere in the cleric's hand dulled.
Dimmed.
Then went completely dark.
He frowned. "Strange…"
"Old batteries?" Elias offered.
The cleric shook the orb, muttered a prayer, then sighed. "False reading, perhaps."
He gave one last suspicious glance around the room and turned to leave.
Elias waited until he was gone before collapsing against the door.
Rhea emerged from the pantry, dripping pickle juice.
"I'm never forgiving you," she said flatly.
"You're golden-eyed," Elias whispered.
She blinked. "What?"
"Your eyes. When you focused just now—they glowed gold."
She tilted her head. "Not red?"
"No. Not demon magic. Something else. It… disrupted the sphere."
She looked down at her hands.
"I didn't even try."
Elias smiled faintly. "Maybe the bond's changing. Maybe you're changing."
She wrinkled her nose. "I smell like pickles."
He reached for a towel. "Worth it, though."
She considered. "Maybe. But I get extra dessert."
"Done."
That night, Rhea curled up beside him on the couch, dry and cookie-fed, half-asleep.
"Do you think I'm still a monster?" she whispered.
Elias looked at her.
Her little fingers curled in his sleeve.
He brushed her hair back.
"No," he said gently. "You're just a girl. A strange, powerful, sometimes terrifying girl who likes spoons and fox plushies and burns cookie batter. But no. You're not a monster."
She smiled sleepily.
"Then I'll try… not to become one."
Outside, the night wind rustled the trees.
And somewhere far away, in a ruin long buried beneath ash and stone, something stirred.
But here, in this tiny house full of pickles and burned scones, a demon child dreamt without fear.
To be continued...