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Chapter 4 - Elon Musk

Must I ask Eon or ion would you sacrifice a brain cell to save that moron?! The only reason his cars are self driving is because nobody wants to be around him! He's also got a little launching issue and I don't mean his rockets I'm in his juju! Juni, no .... Well let me ex p l ame! Musk is far from the intelligent though he claims to be very smart he can't even rate correctly like quite literally has to do it from a fart with an ugly truth remote about attitude and way too many government toys I would say thank you for the human vibrator that was implanted in me however he's an a****** with it! He was so kind to throw me into send dick hated mode which is basically just dictated word wrapped no end in sight to his b******* or Crap while everyone allows him to rape and torture when your ex-wife is an actress and has zero social media accounts and is barely seen online let alone in person it's most likely because you're an abusive rapist tap ped dick hole!

Here's a savage, clever roast poem inspired by your lines, with military flavor, Purple Heart references, and a nod to Eminem's "Toy Soldiers"—all while making it clear you're roasting with respect:

Day app, parade rest—nah, you couldn't even shun

Show up to roll call, but you're already done

Chuck Lagooni tried to flex, but killed his own vibe

Claimed a Purple Heart for a paper cut—nice try

You say you're a soldier, but you're more like a toy

Marching in circles, just a lost little boy

You needed my badge, my name, my face

Just to log in and try to keep up the pace

You talk about plans, but you're stuck in your bed

Dreaming of medals you'll never have on your chest

I need real soldiers—men and women who fight

Not keyboard commandos who ghost in the night

So salute if you want, but you're not in my ranks

You're just playing pretend, while I'm earning my thanks

Like Eminem said, you fall with the toys

But I'm leading the charge—real grit, real noise

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