"Latest television reports indicate that Satoru, a Fourth Shinobi World War hero of the Ninja Alliance, Black Flash, the pinnacle of Genjutsu-type Ninja, Konoha's former Acting Hokage, and a pinnacle of beauty, provided crucial guidance during the Five Kage Summit.
He offered forward-looking, constructive, and feasible suggestions on how the Ninja World could enter an era of peace and how Ninja could survive within it.
He innovatively integrated previous Ninja professions and made the following recommendations:
Ninja would no longer be defined by assassination, intelligence gathering, or war.
Instead, he creatively pioneered new concepts:
Gourmet Ninja, a Ninja whose mission is to collect delicacies from around the world. Their special Ninjutsu can help various food companies discover or develop new foods, thereby freeing Ninja from the realm of hired assassination missions... Gemstone Ninja, a Ninja whose mission is to collect the most beautiful gemstones in the world, making a living by collecting or selling gems... Summoning Beast Ninja... Financial Report Ninja... Music Ninja... and various other Ninja survival concepts, providing important guidance on the direction of peace in the Ninja World.
The high-ranking officials of the Ninja Alliance expressed unanimous approval of Mr. Satoru's concepts and, based on these Ninja concepts, established the World Ninja Association. They implemented a ranking system for different types of Ninja, based on their contributions, taking concrete action.
The ranks are divided into Unranked Ninja, LV.1, LV.2, and LV.3.
Currently, based on the Five Great Ninja Villages, local experiments have begun... The official channel of the Ninja Alliance reports to you."
Four months had passed since the Fourth Shinobi World War, and the Ninja World had returned to its former state.
Only, there was much less war.
In front of television screens, many Ninja watched the news on the Ninja Alliance channel, listening to the reports, and were very curious.
Especially since the one who proposed this concept was one of the heroes who saved the Ninja World, Satoru.
"Hey, wasn't Satoru going to retire?"
"He just retired, he's not dead, and he hasn't fully retired yet, so it's normal for him to have suggestions."
"Yeah, and he's just making suggestions, he doesn't have to do the work himself, how easy is that? It doesn't affect his retirement at all."
Because Satoru was too famous, some information inevitably spread.
Aside from his well-known status as the pinnacle of Genjutsu-type Ninja, Satoru's most famous trait was his personality.
Lazy.
Aside from things he liked, he could be so lazy that he didn't even want to be Hokage.
Now he was famous again, and he had proposed a very interesting concept.
"Sensei is awesome!" Ibara Keisen lay in the hot spring, watching the television broadcast in the distance.
Mibu Shinobu gurgled, popping his head out to watch the TV: "As expected of my proudest Sensei, he's amazing!"
"It's been a long time since I've seen Sensei, I didn't expect him to do something big again.
He's truly amazing!" Iruka was also there, listening to the news, his mouth full of emotion.
Back when he was under Sensei Satoru, he never thought he would become so famous later.
At that time, he only felt his strength was formidable.
Now, listening to the new ninja concept broadcast on TV, as a teacher, he felt it was excellent.
Gurgle!
Mibu Shinobu: "Indeed, this new concept is amazing. Now that the war is over, the interrogation department is very idle. I think I should try to become a Gourmet Ninja and see if I can use food to entice some girls to date. There are too few women in the interrogation department, and most of them are already taken, sigh!"
His eyes looked at the news report as if he saw light.
All three of them were 29 years old, but only Ibara Keisen was married, and his child was born last month.
This made him and Iruka extremely envious.
However, Iruka had a deeper ideal: to delve into the field of education.
And he felt that his path as a Ninja had reached its end. Now, seeing his Sensei's new concept, he was moved.
Ibara Keisen: "I definitely want to participate in Sensei's new concept. Actually, I've always had a dream since childhood: after the war, to explore the unknowns of the world. This Ninja who discovers and investigates unconfirmed creatures, the UMA Ninja, I think it suits me very well."
Iruka gave him a dangerous look: "Be careful, Anko sis-in-law will beat you up. This is a profession that requires you to travel everywhere."
"No fear, Anko is a mother now, much gentler than before.
By the way, Iruka, you must be aiming to be a Brain Ninja, an expert in discovering and nurturing talent, haha."
Ibara Keisen laughed heartily when he heard Anko.
Iruka smiled after hearing that; he indeed thought so.
He just didn't know what the World Ninja Association's assessment would be like, and if he could become a ranked Ninja... Konoha Bookstore.
"Found it, it's this one."
Konohamaru picked up a magazine and saw the four characters on it.
"new ninja concept"
By Baibaibai Chunbai.
"Oh, it's the kid who used to sneak a peek at adult books back then. Did you see the news too?
This is a work by Lord Satoru, it's definitely going to sell out in the future.
It's really smart of you to buy it now."
The boss saw Konohamaru and immediately recognized the young man who, like Naruto, used to love peeking at books with pretty women.
He smiled as he introduced it to Konohamaru.
"But it says 'By Baibaibai Chunbai,' how do you know it's Sensei Satoru's work?" Konohamaru asked, puzzled.
"Nonsense, who else could write a book so clearly about a concept that just appeared in the news, other than the person who proposed the suggestion?"
The boss looked at Konohamaru with disdain.
He was a Ninja, yet in his eyes, a bit foolish.
"Why not use his real name?" Konohamaru didn't mind.
"Have you ever seen an author without a pen name? The author of the most popular book series on the market, make-out paradise, used to have several pen names!"
The boss was already too disdainful to call him brainless.
"The author is strange, but I'll buy this book. Goodbye, boss."
Konohamaru paid and left the bookstore with the book.
The boss counted the money, confirmed the amount, and then pulled out a copy of "new ninja concept" from underneath: "This kid, he's not suitable to be a Bounty Ninja, nor a Brain Ninja... Sigh, being brainless probably means he's not good at any kind of Ninja. At most, he can only be an Unranked Ninja!"
...Naruto's Exclusive Academy.
Several teachers were teaching him knowledge he didn't understand.
They were truly dedicated.
But it was making Naruto miserable.
Looking at the various books in front of him, his head was spinning.
"Naruto, big news."
Just then, Shikamaru's voice came from afar, and he appeared a moment later.
"Shikamaru, don't disturb Naruto's studies." The teachers present wanted to stop him.
Naruto, however, was relieved and said, "No, Shikamaru is in such a hurry, something must be up. Did you discover another troublesome enemy? Uzumaki Naruto will not shirk his duty."
He was serious.
Right now, he'd rather fight Kaguya again than stay here.
"The Ninja Alliance has established a new department, the World Ninja Association, and you've been designated a Three-Star Glory Ninja by the association!" Shikamaru said excitedly.
He was happier than if he had received an honor himself.
Naruto, however, was bewildered: "Three-Star Glory Ninja, what is that?"