The Huaguo Mountain Territory currently had only one Military Advisor: Hu Miaosuan.
However, this Military Advisor was unreliable. A real "Dog Head," he only ever gave terrible advice, so one had to do the opposite of what he said.
Soon enough, Wang Yi found Hu Miaosuan. The man was eating Hai Shen stir-fried noodles.
"Are you paying for those stir-fried noodles?"
Wang Yi asked abruptly.
Hu Miaosuan scrambled to his feet and bowed. "My Lord, you've arrived! Please, sit! I'm officially assigned to the First Dining Hall. I work here, so I don't have to pay for the noodles! Have you eaten, my Lord? Would you care for a plate as well?"
Wang Yi shook his head. "No, thank you. I've already taken a Fasting Pill!"
"Goodness, you take Fasting Pills too! Those things go against the natural order. You really shouldn't have too many!"
"Let's talk business." At that, Wang Yi placed two "Holy Decrees" before Hu Miaosuan and said, "Take a look. Can we do these two 'deals'?"
"What deals?"
