I and Enzo hang out a little bit and we go out separate ways, we were basically just laughing about stuff that happened in the past and planning how to seduce Ilyan.
I know I sorta broke the little bear's heart by saying that but....hell what the fuck am I even thinking, having sex in front of Ilyan, seriously!!!
Oh well I want dick anyway, the show must definitely go on.
"Uhh why are you grinning to yourself, you look like a witch", Andriel said on his bed staring into space, probably thinking about you know who.
"The real question is what's so interesting about the ceiling, you've been staring at it for half an hour", I say
"Lies"
"I have video proof"
"Dude that's creepy as fuck"
"Why thank you", I say while acting shy and batting my eyelashes.
Andriel looked at me like I was some price of cow shit. Classic.
"Now, tell me what's going on", I say, becoming a tad bit serious all of a sudden.
".....It's confidential....", Andriel says and I can tell from his facial expression that even he knows he's spouting bull crap.
I gave him a look and he immediately ratted himself out
"It's Andy..."
"Oh please, tell me something I don't know"
"You know it's cause of him?", Andriel asked perplexed.
"Of course it is, it's literally written all over your face, you look like a puppy abandoned by his owner"
"It's not that bad...."
"Trust me it is, now continue what exactly did Andy do?"
"He ran away", Andriel stated
I immediately burst out laughing, "Are ya that bad in bed?? Hahaha", I said still laughing at Andriel's misfortune (completely normal friend behavior by the way).
"Oh come on I am anything but bad in the bed, and you know it"
"Ew if you put it like that it sounds like we've slept with each other before" I say as I faked a gag almost triggering a real one when I thought about it, ew.
"Hell nuhhh, don't even say it, eww", he said while also fake gagging but his looked so real I wondered if it was actually fake.
"That's not the point, do you know why he ran away?"
"No I don't, I woke this morning and I'm he wasn't there, that wasn't really out of sort, that's what I thought, till I called him 34 times, literally and he didn't pick up once, I went to his dorm room and his roommates said he wasn't there which was obviously a lie but I didn't want to push"
"Woah bro, you're going through quite a lot, I don't know, this morning I saw him and he looked like he saw a dead body in the room or something, I would say he was regretting but the dude is seriously in love with you"
"You don't know that ...", Andriel said in a whisper.
"This isn't the time to be in denial doofus, this is serious ish, I honestly don't know what I'm gonna do, go ask Toji's and Geto's secret love child" I say referring to Ilyan
"And how would he help, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell the word love"
"He's more logical though, he'd find a way around it"
"Hmm fair enough, oh yh who was that dude you were with today, so both of you when I was going to Andriel's dorm room"
"Oh you mean Enzo, he's my daddy", I say with a sly smirk on my face
"Never say that to me ever again"
"You know I will hehe".
I definitely will.