The next day..
I awoke with a groan. Feeling the absence of any weight on my body, I couldn't help but sigh..
"Haa… so much for a good morning." I grumbled, suddenly unfamiliar with the feeling of waking up to an empty bed.
"Ughh…" I sat up, already fed up with the entire day. Burying my face in my palms I tried to adjust myself, but then…
BANG!!
My door went flying off its hinges.
I raised my head, already tired before the commotion even began.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! My friend! Rise and shine you sluggish fucker!!" Malachi came crashing through the doors like he owned the place.
"You know there's a concept like knocking." I groaned in reply.
"That's for wussies! Besides, what are you hiding? I already have the biggest dick here! Hahahahahahahahaha!"
"You sure that golden band ain't on too tight? You're starting to hallucinate."
"Ack! Bastard!"
"Heh!" I sneered. Standing up and heading towards the bathroom.
