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Author: 脑袋不空空 Original Name: 碧蓝之海，才不是爆衣战神 Introduction: "Name? Age? Why were you sleeping naked on the street?" "Miyazawa Yu, male, 20 years old, I don't smoke or drink, have no bad habits, and my dream is to build my own crystal palace (Harem) and try not to get 'chopped by a cleaver'!" A delicious bowl of pork cutlet rice was placed in front of him, but Miyazawa Yu was unmoved. Propping his chin up with both hands, he struck Commander Ikari's classic pose, his eyes firm and his words righteous as he declared to the officer in the hat! "I'm reporting! Iori Kitahara bought the alcohol! And he's the one who took my clothes off! Hurry up and arrest him!" "Hmm... I'm afraid, Mr. Miyazawa, the Mr. Kitahara next door also reported that you tore off your clothes and ran naked after drinking..." "NANI! That scoundrel is slandering me! He's slandering me! AAAAAGH!!!" ________________________________________

When I opened my eyes, I wasn’t just in another world— I was in another body. Specifically, the cursed husk of Dominic Nocturne von Morningstar—exiled demon prince, son of a murdered Demon King and a sleeping Demon Queen, and the world’s most powerless noble. Why? Because as a child, Dominic was betrothed to the Seven Daughters of the Seven Satans—supposedly weak, discarded girls. To seal the deal, a forbidden contract drained him of every drop of talent and sin affinity... and gave it all to them. Now, each girl commands a monstrous Sin—Wrath, Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, and Pride. And every one of them is dangerously obsessed with me. But what they don’t know is: I’m not the original Dominic. And I have a secret they must never learn— A cheat-like system has awakened inside me: The Lucifer System. A path to reclaiming my powers, rewriting fate... and maybe even dethroning the Seven Satans themselves. That is—if I can survive my psycho wives, hellish quests, and a world that wants me erased. ***** — No NTR — No Yuri

In a land of swords and sorcery, there is a mysterious phantom thief catgirl named Cipher, she always sends out a theft notice ahead of time, and yet never fails, striking fear into the hearts of nobles and elites. There is the undying war god Mydeimos, who once stood alone atop a shattered fortress wall, repelling tens of thousands of enemies, a true one-man army. There is the death saintess Castorice, revered by all followers of the God of Death, who dwells in the ruined Demon King’s Castle. There is the Holy Maiden Tribios, respected by all as the founder of the forgotten city, a utopia hidden from the world. All these legendary heroes have carved their names into the lore of the land... But no one knows… They are all the same person. (Up to chapter 53, Written before 3.3) (DND-like world)(Genderbend(Depending)) - Title:从赛飞儿开始的黄金裔马甲系统 Author: 知更鸟official TL: SpyTL

In the high-stakes world of New York corporate law, information is currency, and Rex Calder just found a way to mint it. With the ability to make Territory Claims on key relationships, Rex bypasses years of networking to gain immediate institutional trust. However, every favor he borrows and every secret he uncovers through Social Debt Drafting pushes his Exposure Debt closer to the breaking point. As Mike Ross’s secret looms and Daniel Hardman returns to reclaim his throne, Rex must decide if he will use the Ledger to protect the firm or to facilitate its ultimate takeover.

In Tomodachi, Motosaki Izuna, an 18-year-old American-Japanese military child, transfers to the prestigious Matsugaya High in Japan, eager to reconnect with his roots and finish his final year of high school. Little does he know, his arrival coincides with the onset of a sinister curse—the Tomodachi Curse—an ancient evil that thrives on the bonds of friendship. As Motosaki reunites with his childhood best friend, Aisha Ayami, he quickly forms close ties with Aisha and her four friends: the shy but insightful Rebecca Haruna, the fiery and competitive Emma Chisaka, the serene yet fragile Otsuki Nagagami, and the proud, wealthy Naomi Suzuki. While the group enjoys their time together, a hidden darkness looms. The Tomodachi, a vengeful yokai spirit, preys on the girls’ relationships, driving them to betray one another in a twisted quest for love. Motosaki soon discovers that he is entangled in a deadly game: to break the curse, he must identify the true Tomodachi before the Matsugaya Festival on December 20th. Each wrong choice results in the brutal erasure of a girl from existence, leaving Motosaki in a cycle of despair as he is repeatedly thrust back in time with no memory of the girls he lost. As he delves deeper into the mystery, Motosaki confronts the chilling nature of the Tomodachi Curse and the darkness it brings out in his friends. With each iteration, he grows more determined to save them, piecing together clues and forming new bonds while battling the mounting psychological terror. However, as the curse intensifies, the Tomodachi becomes bolder, taunting Motosaki with haunting memories and manipulating his perceptions of friendship and love. In a desperate bid to save his friends and end the torment once and for all, Motosaki must navigate a treacherous path filled with heartbreak and sacrifice. As the festival approaches, he faces a harrowing choice: risk losing everything by confronting the Tomodachi directly or accept his own tragic fate in an effort to secure a happier ending for those he loves. -------------- To all who know what my novel Shokyo is, this is a reimagined version of my first horror/thriller story, Shokyo! I hope you enjoy this spooky book for the up coming spooky season!

From Kiana, Lord Ravager, Onward — A Grand Fabricated History

The eldest disciple possesses an immortal spirit body, allowing his cultivation to increase simply by lying down and sleeping, yet he always calls her "Master and Mother". The second disciple, with her reincarnation body, was getting more and more powerful, but the way people looked at her became increasingly strange. ... The Grand Elder, a peerless swordsman, is always either causing trouble or on his way to causing trouble. Gu Han looked up at the sky and sighed: Others transmigrate and become kings and tyrants, but I transmigrate, first change my gender, and then become a kindergarten principal and a lone commander? Until one day, geniuses from all corners of the continent gathered outside the Immortal Palace, respectfully requesting an audience. Her hair was as white as snow. She leaned lazily against the Jade Pool and chuckled, "When I recruit students, I only accept unparalleled geniuses."

A high school prodigy. A goddess's mistake. A second life that begins with chaos. When 18-year-old Kaito Tanaka dies in a freak accident caused by a careless goddess, he’s reincarnated into a magical world as an apology—but with a twist: he’s cursed with an irresistible charm that draws powerful women from all corners of the realm. As he navigates dungeons, deadly politics, and divine conspiracies, each arc introduces a new heroine with her own dark past and burning desires. But not all is pleasure and paradise. With every bond he forms, secrets unravel. Dark forces stalk him. The goddess hides a truth that could shatter everything. And his own powers... might not be a blessing at all. Can Kaito survive a world where love and danger go hand-in-hand? "My Harem Life in Another World" — a seductive, twisted, and thrilling journey of reincarnation, adventure, lust, and fate.

"I am a member of the Disciplinary Committee! I came here after receiving a report. Please do not resist in vain... Dear ladies, how many times have I told you, please do not interfere with our work as Disciplinary Committee members?" The girl named Shirai Kuroko opened her mouth and sighed helplessly. In front of her, countless delinquents lay twisted on the ground. Among them, a girl emitting Bilibili electricity and a girl floating in the air looked at Shirai Kuroko with an awkward smile. "Next time for sure, next time for sure!"

NO SMUT. My name is Michelle, and I was murdered by the two people I trusted most—my fiance and my stepsister. Sickly, powerless, and foolishly kind, I couldn’t even fight back as they took everything from me. As I lay dying, regret was the only thing I had left. I thought of all the stories I once loved—tales where villainesses lived boldly, took what they wanted, and never begged for love that would only betray them. For the first time, I wished I could be like them. Then a voice answered. [Congratulations, host. You’ve been chosen for the Villainess System.] When I opened my eyes, I was no longer the girl who died. I had transmigrated into the body of Seraphina Helene Valemont—a woman feared, powerful, and destined to fall—in a world of magic and nobility. Armed with a mysterious system that rewards ruthlessness, punishes weakness, and pushes me toward becoming something far darker, I now stand among scheming nobles, manipulative royals, and enemies who hide behind perfect smiles. But this time, things will be different. Love? Trust? Mercy? I already died for those once. This time, I will be ruthless. This time, I will survive. And if this world insists on casting me as the villainess— Then I will become the most unforgettable one it has ever seen. After all… this is exactly what I wished for.

Ryudien Noxes, a sixteen-year-old assassin from the feared Noxes Organization, successfully completes a mission to eliminate his own people before sensitive information can fall into the wrong hands. But on the night of the mission, everything changes. While escaping, Ryudien encounters Damnern Solv—the Fifth Strongest Warrior in the kingdom. Despite using every skill, trick, and escape method he possesses, Ryudien is completely overwhelmed. In the end, he loses his life at Damnern's hands. As death approaches, only regret remains. He never experienced happiness. He never lived like a normal person. He only knew how to survive. Then, fate grants him an impossible miracle. Ryudien is reborn. But not as the person he once was. He awakens as a baby girl named Elyra. Given a second chance at life, Ryudien swears to take revenge on the man who killed him. However, fate seems to have a cruel sense of humor. Because Damnern Solv is no longer his killer. He is now his father. Caught between the hatred of his past life and the warmth of a family he never had, Elyra must face a painful question: Can she continue seeking revenge against the man who once took her life... when he is now the man she must call Papa?

Lord of Mysteries fanfiction. The unexpected intervention of a real transmigrator, Ebner, would help Klein usher in a better ending. The Lord of the Mysteries would definitely be Klein, not the Celestial Worthy. The main character takes the Sequence pathway of a Reader. note: I'm only editing from MTL and post here so when I don't have a connection I can read it offline. the real author of this book is "Quick Return of the Named Fire"

I believed everything would work out as I wanted but I was naïve.

“So tell me, gods… have you fought someone like me before?” …Why am I saying this? Seriously. Why am I standing in front of a bunch of glowing, overpowered, final-boss looking gods? And why are they all staring at me like I’m supposed to be important?! Wait. Pause. Rewind. Last thing I remember, I was human. Now I’m apparently— Dracula. King of Vampires. Final Boss Candidate?! …What the hell kind of reincarnation is this?! I don’t know my powers. I don’t know my abilities. I don’t even know how to use whatever ominous vampire aura I’m leaking right now. And worst of all— I think I accidentally challenged the gods. To Ragnarok. “…Crap.” Then suddenly— Ding! [System Online] [Vampire System Activated] Oh. OH. Now we’re talking. If I’m going to fake it… I might as well fake it until I become the strongest monster in existence. Watch as a confused reincarnator bluffs his way through gods, evolves beyond death, unlocks terrifying authorities, accidentally scares divine beings, and becomes a nightmare that even heaven regrets creating. Gods want Ragnarok? Too bad. They didn’t realize… Humanity sent a monster. And unfortunately for them— He has a System. “…Okay, new plan. Don’t die.” ---- MC: Alucard Harem this fanfic is gonna be more mythological accurate them Canon RoR

Reincarnation — funny thing, isn’t it? You never know where you’ll end up… or what kind of hellhole you’ll be dropped into. It didn’t take long for me to figure it out, though. When your childhood friend happens to be a certain purple-haired kunoichi, you know exactly which world you’re in. Yeah. That world. The so-called “Taimanin” universe. The one everyone thinks is all fanservice and fantasy… until you’ve seen the truth behind the missions, the corruption, the experiments, the wars — the endless bad endings. And I’ve seen them all. Because I’ve played this game. I know how it ends. But this time, it’s different. This time, I’m not just another pawn on the board. I brought something with me — something that shouldn’t exist here. They call it a weapon. I call it Prototype. My name is Leo… And I’m about to rewrite this world’s fate — one mission, one battle, one corrupted soul at a time. --- MC: Leo Ship: Leo × Harem

They were just four college friends. No big dreams — just vibes, shared smiles, and the chaos of surviving semester after semester. Until Maya vanished. Kidnapped by an unknown mystery masked man, Maya — the cold and composed one — fought to escape again and again, yet she failed. When she finally returned, she came back with a plan. A PLAN FOR REVENGE. Or she thought. Because the real mastermind behind it all… wasn’t her.

This world of Chakra is harsh, but rewarding. Kotetsu Hoku is a shinobi just trying to protect the people he cares about. In order to do that, he will have to face against suspicious clans, ambitious murderers, beasts of mass destruction, power hungry nations, immortal beings, and individuals who might as well be gods. And before he's finished, the baton will need to be passed on. Because the fighting never stops for the first Hokage. This is a progression fantasy story. Very loose fan fiction based on Naruto. Entirely original characters, original plot, and heavily rewritten world. Sometimes, the only similarity between canon and this will be in name. This story is Noob friendly! If you didn't bother reading or watching Naruto (or any subsequent series), don't worry as this story will explain abilities and powers as they are brought into focus. For those that did view the original story, I hope you enjoy this one. It had a lot of thought and effort put into it. Even though this story is effectively a rewrite of the lore, please know that A LOT of the previously mentioned effort was put into ensuring the power system feels like a natural evolution of Naruto's power system. Basically, it's the only thing really connecting this story as a fanfic to Naruto at all. The sheer number of hours I have personally spent (wasted) trying to rationalise things from the original story are mind boggling, all for the reason of expanding on them for use in this story. Story Synopsis: The story begins with an event that seemingly jump-starts the Warring States period; Clans that should be at each other's throats are only just beginning to scratch the surface. War has yet to completely bloody the lands. The ancestors of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha take the stage alongside other important figures over 40 years before the pair are even meant to be born. Witness this new alternate history as it unfolds. Warning: Long term story. No reincarnation, no isekai, no inserts. Multiple character perspectives. If you're wondering 'why bother writing all of this', stick around and find out. Please..! (Also posted on: Royalroad, Fanfiction, and AO3!)

It's almost time to become a god, and the system finally arrives? Lin Feng transmigrated to Douluo Continent, taking Tang San's place as the protagonist. The strongest video comparison system activated. A comparison is being made between the transmigrator Lin Feng and the transmigrator Tang San. Rewards can be obtained upon successful comparison. The same Douluo, but because of Lin Feng's arrival, different outcomes resulted. Tang San, Martial Soul: Blue Silver Grass, Clear Sky Hammer. Lin Feng, Martial Soul: God Slaying Spear, Nine-Hearted Begonia! The people of the Douluo world were all shocked. Asura God: "Please, accept my inheritance!!" beging me to accept his inheritance.

Shirogane Kaito died from overwork. Thirty something, corporate heir, alone on his office floor. No friends. No peace. Just work until his body gave out. He wakes up nineteen in a world where men outnumber women one to seven — and every man acts insufferable about it. Women treated as objects. Arrogance as a personality. The whole social order built on a ratio nobody chose. Kaito wants nothing to do with any of it. He already lived the exhausting life. He is not doing it again. Using nothing but his business knowledge from his previous life he builds himself up from zero — labour, investing, trading — and within a year he is completely financially free. Buys a house. Fills it with manga. Takes a café job just because he likes it. Peaceful, quiet, finally on his own terms. Then a homeless girl with purple hair has nowhere to go and he has a spare room. And somehow after that his quiet life starts filling up — with a possessive older woman who knows his schedule better than he does, a campus girl who hated all men until she met him, a silver haired coworker always on his shift, a tall girl who just wants to be called cute, a shy girl nobody has ever really seen, and a neighbour with two daughters who has already quietly decided she is not letting him go. He is not looking for any of this. It finds him anyway.

Ladiao transmigrated to Douluo Continent. Because of the celestial phenomenon during his transmigration, Qian Daoliu mistakenly believed him to be a divine child and betrothed him to Qian Renxue. However, as Ladiao didn't awaken his Martial Soul at the age of six, and Qian Renxue went to Heaven Dou Empire, he became a notorious useless son-in-law in Martial Soul Hall. Bibi Dong: "He's just a useless piece of trash with only a pretty face! Yet he dares to dream of being another Master!" Hu Liena: "Mr. Ladiao always covers his head with plaster, but his physique... Slurp, is very handsome! It's just that he's a bit sharp-tongued, and the way he looks at us is like he's looking at idiots." Qian Daoliu: "Son of God? Perhaps it was just wishful thinking on my part..." Only Ratio knew that he wasn't a Soul Master, but he was far from useless. He was the Doctor of Truth, and he would use the glory of truth to cure people's stupidity! "Soul Power Fusion Technique? That's just a bunch of fools following trends. Watch my Martial Soul, Soul Ring, and Soul Power, the three-element fusion technique!" "How foolish! Soul Power can be used for more than just crude release and retraction. It can also be used for... Alchemy! Enchantment! Formation! Elixir/Pills!" "I suppose I'll set my sights on getting everyone on Douluo Continent to godhood..." The story of Doctor of Truth. Son-in-Law. Ladiao, begins with angering his mother-in-law...