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I thought I had seen bad endings before—but nothing prepared me for the garbage conclusion of The Hero’s Path. Years of investment, countless struggles, and for what? The protagonist failed. The villain won. Everyone else? Dead. Furious, I sent a message to the author, only to get a chilling response: [Do you think you could do better?] Before I could even blink, my phone exploded in a blinding light, and the next thing I knew—I was waking up in a completely different body. Now, I’m Merlin Everhart, a fourteen-year-old with a 12-star talent, the kind of gift only the strongest should have. But here’s the problem: I have no idea who I am supposed to be. With nothing but a system and a first-day-of-school alarm ringing in my ears, I’m thrown into the world of The Hero’s Path. Am I just another side character in a world that already ended once? …Either way, I refuse to let this story beat me too.

Yuan Shen had spent his whole life hunched under books. Just books. After his parents died in a car accident when he was nineteen, he barely scraped by with part-time jobs. Reading was the only thing that made life tolerable. And then… an accident ended it all or so he thought. When he opened his eyes again, he wasn’t in the dusty little room he called home. Instead, he found himself in a different body, lying in a luxurious bed inside some ancient-looking building straight out of a cultivation novel. "What the hell…?" As it turned out, he’d transmigrated into the body of a young master from a minor clan. Terrible talent, no cultivation to speak of, and a past filled with more skeletons than a graveyard. But just when he thought life had screwed him over twice, a mechanical voice echoed in his head. [Bookworm System Activated] "Bookworm System?" It didn’t take long for him to figure out what it did - it let him read people like open books. Their cultivation levels, personalities, even some secretive information nothing could hide from his eyes anymore. Naturally, the first thing he did was check his own stats. And that’s when his eyes landed on a particular detail. [Physique Type: Extreme Yang Physique] "Huh?" Curious, he asked for more info. [This physique possesses an exceptionally high concentration of pure Yang Qi. Dual cultivation will be the most efficient method for rapid cultivation] “…Wait, what?” And just like that, Yuan Shen realized something. Maybe dying wasn’t so bad after all

Two hearts untouched, in silence lay, Met where tulips swayed in May. No love had brushed their lonely past, Yet fate had spun its web so fast. A blossom new, so soft, so bright, Unfolded in the golden light. Their souls once cold, now warm and free, Love bloomed where none had thought to be.

### **Title: *Kaal – The Last Spark of Marcus*** **In a world where science rules and cultivation is dead... one mad genius dares to rewrite fate.** Once celebrated—and feared—as Earth’s youngest mad scientist, **Kaal** vanished without a trace after a controversial quantum experiment gone wrong. But Kaal didn’t die. He **transmitted**. Now stranded on **Marcus**, a shattered mirror of Earth haunted by **mutated beasts**, Kaal finds a world where **Qi—the life force that once fueled warriors and cultivators—has mysteriously disappeared.** Ancient sects have crumbled. Spiritual cultivation is myth. And survival depends on **raw intelligence, technology, and adaptation.** But Kaal is no ordinary survivor. Armed with rogue tech, experimental serums, and a dangerously unpredictable mind, Kaal begins engineering **his own evolution**. In the wastelands of Marcus, he must battle terrifying mutants, decode the mystery behind Qi's vanishing... and confront a hidden power that watches him from the stars. As past, present, and future collide, Kaal must decide: Will he save this broken world—or conquer it?

In the year 2000, the System arrived on Gaia and changed the world of mankind. The environment became volatile and organisms evolved. To the humans, the System offered a class-base progression with a myriad of skills just like in old RPG games. From magic to bloodlines, as long as people immersed themselves in their passions, the System would incorporate their interests into classes and skills. And with the rise of new powerhouses, old nations were brought down and new ones rose from the ashes, stabilizing and governing their evolved populace. Around 500 years later since the dawn of the System, the story of our MC began. Drai was a musclehead, and his days were mostly spent for two purposes: becoming stronger and tougher! With his single-mindedness and crazy trainings he was finally offered a special class on the Revelation Day. From there on, his journey began. Starting from a prestigious academy and meeting his mentor and new friends, each with their own peculiarities, Drai steadily walked the path of power and invincibility. Party adventures, dark schemes, and veiled threats would accompany Drai throughout his journey.

“Did I seriously reincarnate as a prince..?” Felix was reincarnated as Lindarion Sunblade, a prince of Eldorath, destined for greatness—or so they say. In a world where magic and swordsmanship rule. True power is everything, and the strong shape history. But strength isn’t given, it’s earned. With a System awakening within him, one that pushes his limits with deadly quests sometimes, helps him with skills, he refuses to be just another noble in a gilded cage. Trials await, enemies lurk in the shadows, and even among his own kind, power breeds conflict. But he will rise. Not just as a prince—but as a ruler, a warrior, and a legend over the entire world.

"You wouldn't believe it if I told you, but I established the Hidden Leaf Village and raised the Uzumaki clan. Oh, no, that's not right—now it should be called the Land of........."

A seasoned "One Piece" superfan and a devoted Holy Paladin main finds himself transported into the world of pirates. Now, Wright has inherited the power of Azeroth’s Holy Light. “Eighteen years!” “Finally, no one can stop me from going all-out!” “I’m a freaking Swordmaster!” The Marines: “Fleet Admiral, it’s fine if you want to slash enemies, but don’t forget to heal the squad too!” Wright: “...Ugh.” --------------------------------------------------------------- PATREON LINK: https://www.patreon.com/JuanPiece --------------------------------------------------------------- DECLARATION: You can also find this book on RoyalRoad and ScribbleHub. --------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: I don't own any character other than my OCs. The cover pic can be found in pinterest. If the owner wants to take it down, message me.

[HP Fanfiction] Alias: It's not easy to be a reincarnated wizard, wand in right hand and gun in left hand. The emotionally defective No. 13 died in an empty and cold ward. The emotionally defective Glenn Hawthorne was born in 1979. He longed for a peaceful life and reincarnated into a new world with family, friends, and everything a normal person should have. But a sudden attack shattered the peaceful life he was enjoying, and Glenn discovered the secrets hidden under the surface of this world. Magic? Alchemy? Obscurus? What are these magical and magical things? Glenn doesn't know yet. But as a killer in his previous life, he developed some interest in this. In order to seek revenge, he chose to enter Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A former professional killer who has mastered modern killing techniques and is keen on manufacturing, modifying and collecting hot weapons, what kind of sparks will he collide with this magical world after learning the two skills of magic and alchemy? "I just want to live a stable and peaceful retirement life, but you disturbed me." "Choose a way to die." Glenn said this expressionlessly, with the gun in his hand already loaded. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translation. The original title is:身为杀手想跟赫敏谈恋爱怎么了？ Welcome to my Patreon advanced chapters! Get early access to 50+ Additionally, there are more exciting novels being updated regularly. patreon.com/DarkGolds

After a near death experience, Nnenna wakes trapped again in the fragile body of her fifteen year old self, born into a cold, loveless household where she was nothing more than a shadow to the true heir. But this time is different. Armed with a mysterious Love System that allows her to turn hate into love, one mission at a time, Nnenna sets out to heal broken hearts and mend shattered bonds. Each act earns her “Good Points” and slowly reshapes the world around her. Yet as her past resurfaces, forgotten secrets, hidden origins, and the true story of her family, Nnenna must face the ghosts she once left behind. Along her journey, two figures emerge from the haze of her past and present, a soul she thought she had lost forever and another who had been by her side all along. Both carry promises of love, but can she trust their intentions? Will either of them earn her heart? Most importantly, can she learn to love herself? He sighed softly, after a long pause “I trained my whole life to protect this kingdom… but I never expected the one I’d want to protect most was you.” Nnenna blinked, stunned. “Why now?” “Because if I wait any longer… I’ll regret it for the rest of my life." In a world where love can be both a weapon and a salvation, Nnenna’s journey will test everything she believes in, about family, fate, and herself. Can she rewrite her destiny before the past consumes her once again?

As the man ejaculated, countless sperm raced toward the womb. 'Ehh, where am I?' one of them wondered. 'WTF?! I'm a sperm?! How is this possible?' The sperm was shocked, but it couldn't stop. It's instinct to reach the egg, which drove it involuntarily forward. 'Forget it! I'll figure out what's going on later. Right now, I need to secure my ticket in life!' 'Although these sperm may cause some troubles, I'd win.' With determination, it focused on outsmarting its competitors to reach its destination. After a long, hard battle, the sperm finally entered the egg. The egg trembled slightly as if wanting to convey something. As if it knew what the egg wanted to say, the sperm replied. "When it comes to conception, I am the exception!" "Because throughout ejaculation and impregnation, I alone am the born one! " And that is how our sperm protagonist becomes a fetus. ... For advanced chapters: patreon.com/ImmortalCockroach Discord link for illustrations: https://discord.gg/WtF6XTgefR

Deluke awakens in a recuperation center run. With no memory of his past and no identity to call his own, With nowhere else to go, Deluke steps into the unknown and is placed in a nearly forgotten paranormal unit, a twilight of its past. But as he steps deeper into the Mysteries Beyond the Plane, he remains unaware that something far more sinister watches from the darkness. A force older than time. A being that knows him better than he knows himself. And a fate already written in blood. Discord: https://discord.gg/7dXFGBtA TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@trinixs100

"Reborn with fangs in a world that wants him leashed or dissected" After dying a nobody in Brooklyn's gutters, 40-year-old Leo wakes in his 18-year-old body with a shapeshifter's rage and a tribal bracelet burning Norse runes into his flesh. His newfound power to crush baseball bats (and bullies) comes with a price – each healed wound erases more of his humanity. But when shadowy operatives from Nightwatch Genetics corner him with silver bullets and a cloned doppelgänger, Leo discovers his meek father's lab holds mass graves of failed wolf-human hybrids. Now hunted by both the mafia and a 200-year-old werewolf cult, he must decode the sinister truth behind his mother's "accidental" death before the next blood moon completes his transformation... into the very monster he's vowed to destroy.

Waking up in an unfamiliar world with no memories, I had only one advantage—a mind filled with knowledge of fictional tropes, clichés, and common sense learned from countless novels. At first, I thought I was trapped in a romcom nightmare when I started triggering events like "Helping a Girl on a Rainy Day", "Damsel in Distress", and "Tripping Into the Heroine’s Arms." Naturally, I shut those nonsense down before they could escalate. No forced romances. No misunderstandings. No cringe. But something was clearly off. The world wasn’t just a slice-of-life comedy. Beneath the cliché academy setting, there were whispers of awakening powers, hidden dangers, and a brutal magic academy entrance exam. And every challenge I prevented or manipulated was an opportunity to grow stronger. [Title Earned: Background Character.] [Achievement Unlocked: Firm Mind.] [New Skill Acquired: Background Character's Aura.] [New Ability Acquired: Anti-Narrative Influence.] I may be just a background character, but if fate insists on throwing these events at me, I’ll turn them into stepping stones. Let the protagonists play their scripted roles—I have my own path to power.

'Hmmmm...so I just have to witness the skill being used to copy it...then I can evolve this skill ten times it's initial power?' Nox was skeptical as he looked at the screen flickering on his retina. I mean, how was something so insane even possible? Copying a skill itself was very bad-assed, and you mean to say he could evolved the copied Skill ten times it's initial power, exponentially surpassing the original owner? Why would the gods let such broken talent even exist? 'Well it's just one way to find out...' Luckily just then, he saw two powerfull beings fighting mid air. Their fight sent shockwaves billowing in all directions, causing Nox to take a couple of Steps back. At that moment, he activated his talent... [Mimicry activated!] [Target: Cosmic Entity Arkea - Successfully copied Skill "Gravity Manipulation"!] [Description: Gravity Manipulation Creates a localized gravity field, slowing enemies within a 5-meter radius by 20% for 5 seconds.] [Upgrading Gravity Manipulation 10x!] [Ding! You have Awaken Gravitational Singularity!] [Description: Gravitational Singularity Creates a singularity that pulls in enemies within a 20-meter radius, dealing 5,000 damage and stunning them for 5 seconds. Allies within the area gain a 30% damage boost for 10 seconds.] [Do you wish to keep this skill or bestow it to your Pet?] "No fucking way!" Nox exclaimed in shock. "I-its real!"

"Greetings, Your Majesty!" The knights knelt in unison, their armor gleaming under the torchlight. Arthur gestured. "Rise." "We thank you, Your Majesty!" The knights stood, and Arthur faced them solemnly. "Today, I heard a call. One day, you too shall hear it. But for now, I must leave. In my absence, Mordred will act as the regent. If I do not return in three years, he shall be crowned as the new King of Britain." A heavy silence filled the hall before voices erupted in protest. "Arthur! The kingdom still needs you!" Gawain was the first to speak. "Father, I am still too young and inexperienced!" Mordred argued. "Arthur, if you must leave, allow me to accompany you!" Lancelot stepped forward. "If it is your will, then so be it." Bedivere was one of the few who accepted Arthur’s decision. One by one, the knights spoke up, their loyalty and concern evident. Arthur remained firm. "My decision is final." Turning to Mordred, he placed a hand on his shoulder. "Mordred, do not disappoint me." Mordred dropped to one knee. "Yes, Father!" At that moment, a mechanical voice rang out. "A summoner requires a Heroic Spirit. The host will depart in five minutes. Countdown commencing." Arthur exhaled sharply. "No time left. Mordred, take the throne!" Drawing Excalibur, Arthur presented it before the knights. "We must act swiftly!" The knights, understanding the gravity of the moment, all drew their swords and raised them before Mordred. "Humility, integrity, compassion, bravery, justice, sacrifice, honor, soul!" They each swore their vows: "I swear to protect the weak!" (Bedivere) "I swear to fight against tyranny!" (Lancelot) "I swear to stand against injustice!" (Gawain) "I swear to aid those in need!" (Geraint) "I swear never to harm the innocent!" (Gareth) "I swear to uphold the bonds of brotherhood!" (Gaheris) "I swear to remain loyal to my comrades!" (Kay) "I swear to love and protect my people until my last breath!" (Percival) Arthur held Excalibur horizontally before Mordred. "Mordred, do you accept this duty?" Mordred met his gaze with steely determination. "I do!" Swords crossed above Mordred’s head. "Mordred is now the new King of Britain!" Arthur smiled in satisfaction. "Goodbye, everyone." His body was engulfed in radiant light. "Arthur!!!" ----------- Copyright disclaimer: I do NOT own anime nor any character or works featured in the fan-fiction. No copyright infringement intended.

Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

After dying in the world of One Piece, he was reincarnated once again this time as Neji Hyuga. But fate was no kinder here. With his father dead and the cursed Caged Bird Seal looming over him, for his survival he made a ruthless decision.... --- [Author’s Disclaimer] [All character properties belong to their respective creators. I do not own any characters aside from my original characters (OCs).] [Image Credit Notice] [The image used as cover doesn't belong to me. If you are the original owner and would like it removed, please let me know.] ---- [Raw: 这白眼不要也罢]

After Age of Ultron (2015), Dr. Max Green creates a cloning prototype at Stark Industries. When the clone gains real memories, Tony Stark shuts the project down and fires Max. Before leaving, Max steals Steve Rogers’ blood. By 2016, Max uses a false identity to join the Department of Damage Control (D.O.D.C). During the Civil War events, he learns Peter Parker is Spider-Man through a discreet leak from a bitter ex-Stark tech agent. Intrigued by Peter’s potential, Max secretly tests the stolen blood and confirms a match. After Homecoming (2017), he manipulates a broken Adrian Toomes (Vulture), offering him freedom and revenge. Max begins laying the groundwork for something far more dangerous.

Dove Sterling, a twenty-two-year-old CEO of one of the country's biggest beauty companies, is also the devoted mother of an adorable three-year-old boy. Four years ago, under the influence of a drug slipped to her by a so-called "friend," she unknowingly spent the night with a complete stranger—someone she couldn’t even remember afterward. Determined to move on, Dove’s world comes crashing down when she discovers she’s pregnant. As if that weren’t enough, she’s constantly surrounded by people waiting to see her fall. But Dove? She refuses to give them that satisfaction. She rises, stronger each time. Dante Lancaster, the owner of the world’s largest security firm and heir to one of the richest families, has never forgotten the mysterious woman from that unforgettable night. Her face is etched into his memory. His obsession with finding her only deepens when he discovers she is none other than the granddaughter of the man who once saved his life—a man Dante deeply respects. And then he learns the impossible—she's pregnant with his child. From that moment on, Dante vows to make her his. But life has its own plans. Dove disappears abroad, giving birth to their son while Dante battles his own demons, never taking his eyes off her from afar. Three years later, fate intervenes. Now responsible for Dove and her son's protection, Dante sees this as his second chance. But winning her heart—and dealing with a little boy fiercely protective of his mother—proves more difficult than he imagined. Dante’s biggest obstacle? His own son giving him constant headaches! ---