humor

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

John Kaisen's always been a gambler. Cards, dice, life-or-death Russian roulette in a warehouse at 2 AM. The house always wins eventually. But when RNGesus offers him a second chance in exchange for entertainment, John takes the deal. Random powers from a Chaotic gacha in Invincible Universe. Where John's gambling addiction and terrible luck are about to make things very complicated, very fast. Good thing John's never known when to quit. Time to go All In. ________________________________________ A/N: The gacha system in this story is the Chaos Gacha by BronzDeck (go check out his fics, they’re great). Since gacha by nature is unpredictable, planning everything out isn’t really possible so I’ll mostly be letting my impulses take the wheel. With that said, enjoy. Chapter Updates: 7 Chapter/Week + Bonus chapters ________________________________________ Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction work. All rights to Invincible characters, settings, and intellectual property except OC belong to Image Comics. This story is a non-commercial tribute created for entertainment purposes only. Tags: Invincible AU, Chaos Gacha, Anti-Hero, Gambling MC, Morally Gray, Isekai-with-Consequences

What is it like to be a university doctor? University doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Each Month Takes You into a Profession". On the first day of recording, because he was sleeping in the office and playing games during the day, he was criticized by netizens. But as night fell. "Doctor, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted from anger because she didn't get to eat rice with pig trotter !" "Doctor, I sneezed, and now I can't move."

Getting sentenced to death by a panel of eccentric vampires wasn't how I planned to spend my Tuesday. Transmigrated into the body of a condemned human in Staten Island, I survived the execution only because my life suddenly became the hottest show in the multiverse. Bound to the Supernatural Documentary Production System (SDPS), I’m now the unwitting star of a living reality show where my survival depends on "Viewer Engagement Points." To keep the interdimensional ratings high, I have to navigate the lethal whims of Nandor, Nadja, and Laszlo while balancing werewolf alliances and a suspicious Guillermo. In a world where every awkward silence is "filler" and every near-death experience is a "season finale," I'm not just trying to stay alive—I’m trying to avoid getting canceled. Because in this show, a series finale means literal death.

A kaiju ate me alive. I felt my ribs go one at a time. Then something in the dark of its gut decided I was not finished. It started my heart with a hand that was not mine, and I walked out of the corpse on my own two feet, the only person who ever has. That was the night she bought the rights to whatever I had become. One screen. One subscriber. The screen is my life, live and uncut. The subscriber is her, and she pays whatever it costs to keep the feed running: every fight, every wound, every hour I lose to the thing growing up the inside of my spine. When I run, the money finds me. When I bleed, the bid climbs. The Defense Force has me filed as a contaminant. The corporations want me as their next headliner. She understood the part both of them missed: the stronger the parasite makes me, the less of me is left. Every night, behind one glowing screen, the woman who calls herself my sponsor watches me turn into the thing that killed me. She has never once looked away.

Reborn in 1994, and the first thing that happens? A runaway bride splashes coffee all over me! Bruce, a fan of the sitcom Friends, wakes up to find himself reborn in the iconic New York apartment building where it all began. He stumbles upon Rachel's wedding escape on day one and even gets the limited-edition "Central Perk Coffee Stain" welcome. No magical system? No problem! Armed with memories from his previous life and screenwriting skills, he becomes part of the group—helping Joey land better roles, guiding Rachel toward career success, and proving to Monica that sometimes a little meddling is exactly what's needed. Bruce's mission: "Since I've been reborn into my favorite show, I'm going to make sure the good times never end!" As fate shifts and the butterfly effect takes hold, Bruce joins the original six through their laughter, tears, and countless cups of coffee—becoming the indispensable seventh member of the gang!

More notes to a child that never was to be, and still may never come to be. If that hits home with you, dive in. Young Me would have really appreciated it and you. Welcome back, Folks. Welcome back, Kid... Well, if you ever came to be, yeah? Enjoy! ----- Más notas para un niño que nunca llegó a ser, y que quizás nunca llegue a ser. Si esto te toca la fibra sensible, adéntrate en ello. Mi yo joven lo habría agradecido de verdad... y te habría agradecido a ti. Bienvenidos de nuevo, amigos. Bienvenido de nuevo, chico... Bueno, si es que alguna vez llegaste a existir, ¿sí? ¡Gozar!

WARNING!!! 18+ Contents Included! (skippable) *** Reiji, an ordinary high school student, was truck-kuned into a parallel timeline where the world had fallen into chaos. Dungeon gates appeared everywhere across the globe, and humans awakened mysterious powers. But that wasn't the worst of it. A strange phenomenon wiped out all the men in the world. Thinking he had hit the ultimate jackpot as the only male left on Earth, he quickly realizes that his nightmare has only just begun when he discovered that his cheerful female friend from his original world, Morikawa Hina, is no longer the same. She is now his obsessive, unhinged yandere girlfriend and worse... She was the one who brutally murdered the previous Reiji to keep him all to herself. As if that wasn't bad enough, Reiji awakens a ridiculous system – The Dominion Bond System. *** Ding! [Host has successfully awakened the Dominion Bond System.] [A system that allows the host to grow stronger through emotional bonds and intimate connections with many spouse ;) ] *** Ding! [Host must mate with his two female partner to gain 7 Silver Tier Mystery Gifts and bonus rewards!] [The longer and more satisfied they are, the greater the rewards!] *** Trapped in a world with no men, a yandere girlfriend who would kill for love, and a system that forces him into intimate relationships just to survive. Reiji realizes one thing: This wasn't a fantasy he had expected when he was hit by Truck-kun. This was hell. And in this world, love might be more dangerous than death.

A collection of old journals for a child that was never born, and still has yet to be.

Philantria. The world where the strongest rule over it. Non-stop battles everywhere.  Kingdoms taking over kingdoms. Bloodbath after bloodbath. War has defined this world. And the only man renowned as the Hero of Philantria, Crescentine Fleur, has been in these wars since he was 12. Now at 20. Eight years of fighting on the frontlines, where the people called him a Hero, Kings called him a weapon, and the soldiers called him a legend. It was tiring. Crescentine had lost the reason to be the Hero the people needed, if all he was ever required to do was kill. Then one day, he simply vanished. Not because he wanted to... But the rulers' betrayal has opened the doors for his disappearance. His armor and sword were left behind at the last battle between the 4 kingdoms and the empire. His hero insignia was on the ground, abandoned. As they rejoice the death of the so-called hero. Leaving them blind of the truth. Where did the hero go after? Why did he leave? And perhaps because of his absence, the kingdoms and the empire were pushed into a treaty, to stop the very battles that made their hero a weapon. Where did Crescentine Fleur go? ....Farming.  On the furthest edge of the Kingdom of Amlada. A small village the government had long neglected. Somewhere the rulers would never think to search. Crescentine Fleur was gone. And Leigh the farmer? Planting his first crops. While also using his hidden memories of a past life nobody knew... That's something no one would ever believe.

Without memories, without a past, and without even a name, a boy awakens in the heart of the Land of Shadows. Before him stands the ruler of that realm: an imposing queen, feared by all. As he struggles to understand who he is and how he came to be there, the boy finds himself facing a difficult choice. To set off into the unknown, weak and defenseless… or to remain under the queen’s tutelage, only to one day face her in a battle to the death. -------- [No system] -------- If you want to read advanced chapters, take a look at my Patreon. patreon.com/king_gilgamesh ----- Updates Monday through Friday ---- 100 Power Stones = 1 Chapters Extra 200 Power Stones = 2 Chapters Extra

Story Name: The Only Player in the Bleach World ...BUT I'm calling it BLEACH THE ONLY GAMER Story Summary: The protagonist, Matsushita Yusuke, is a hardcore speedrunner who skips every cutscene, every tutorial, every piece of dialogue -- he just wants to kill things and move on. So when he somehow ends up in what seems to be "Soul Reaper Online," his first instinct is to find the fastest route through. Problem is, this world isn't playing by game rules he recognizes. He can't just bulldoze everything. Then he spots Aizen Sosuke standing at a podium -- and a giant exclamation mark hovering over his head. The System notification reads: [Aizen Sosuke -- future Lord of Hueco Mundo, hair gel enthusiast] [Quest: Join his quirky little team. Become Club Member #003] [Rewards: Hogyoku Power (fragment), Kido Mastery, Kido Chant Omission (50%) Technique]. His response? Say no more.

Magnus Chane was a perfectly average, practically invisible 20-year-old college geek… until the morning a mysterious “System” booted up in his head. It grants him superpowers. It sets impossible quests. It threatens him with instant death if he fails. His very first mission? Seduce Alejandra “Alex” Reyes — the most popular girl on campus — within seven days… or die. There’s just one problem: She doesn’t even know he exists. Raised on Spider-Man, Nightwing, and every comic-book hero who taught him to never cross moral lines, Magnus refuses to cheat, coerce, or manipulate his way through the challenge. So he chooses the only option that lets him live with himself: Win her heart. For real. In a week. What follows is a chaotic spiral of evolving superpowers, escalating quests, questionable “advice” from a raccoon, and a system that seems increasingly unhinged… All while Magnus desperately tries to stay alive, stay good, and maybe—just maybe—get the girl. Note: The series takes place in the near future (2030s).

While waiting for Yukinoshita in the clubroom, he unexpectedly travels to the world of Classroom of the Elite and becomes the representative of Class B. Initially, he only intended to keep a low profile while helping Class B escape its tragic fate from the original story, and incidentally saving Ichinose Honami. However, why these girls seems to know what am I Thinking?

In the wonderful world of Elrus lies the Greatest Civilization to ever exist. In the Golden Continent, Culture and history have shaped it into the world's best magic nation. Filled with various races, they work together to survive, no matter the cost, and after years; they've achieved authority over all. In such a peaceful and prosperous time. Will it fall? Will the propaganda get to them? Will they survive the outside world? What secrets and war crimes have been hidden? And will the nation finally fall? Kailus, a Golden Continent native, tries his best to survive with the guilt from his past self. Will he get over his embarrassment and finally find a friend?

In 2069, the United States was moving toward a second frontier era, a second Manifest Destiny across the solar system. Then, one day, thanks to a strange alien signal, they discovered a hidden facility on Mars. The signal was transmitted through a device considered an ancient decoration but turned out to be a portal to another world. With a series of events, the United States sent one of its most elite teams to this world to investigate, Combat Fire Team-1, also known as Comanche, and discover why the people of Alagore opened a Bridge to their world. Comanche must explore the connections of this new world and the wonders discovered on Mars, confront the darkness known as the Unity in its global conquest, and above all, protect the US and the rest of Earth from this new threat. However, will they be able to discover the secrets of this war or fall victim to all that had come before?

Completed Vol 1. Word Count 25000+ words A university student dies under mysterious circumstances and awakens in a world of immortal cultivation. Reborn as Feng Han, the young master of the Feng family, he soon realizes the cultivation worlds he once read about were nothing compared to reality. Ancient secret realms emerge, powerful factions compete for hidden inheritances, and traces of forgotten history linger beneath the surface of the world. Armed with memories of a previous life and a mysterious ancient locket, Feng Han is gradually drawn into forces far beyond his understanding. As old secrets awaken and long-buried truths begin to surface, he must decide how far he is willing to go in pursuit of answers. Can he uncover the truth behind his reincarnation, or will he become another forgotten name beneath the endless heavens? This volume serves as an introduction to Ascension of Saint. Expect mystery, worldbuilding, character interactions, and long-term progression alongside cultivation. Uploading on: Royal Road as [Aurora_Constellation] Wattpad as [VioletSlime]

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Waking up in a room filled with Han Solo constellations and the scent of half-eaten pineapple was the first sign that 2006 was going to be weird. Transmigrated into the body of an legendary fake psychic, the new Shawn Spencer must navigate Santa Barbara's crime scenes with the "Psychic Detective Comedy System," an '80s arcade-style HUD that rewards "Comedic Timing" and "Showmanship" over dry logic. Armed with "Shawn Vision" to highlight clues and a "Bro-Chemistry Meter" to manage his exasperated partner Gus, he has to maintain a high Psychic Credibility Rating while dodging a suspicious Juliet O'Hara. In this world, a correct deduction is worthless unless it’s delivered with a spectacular flair—and maybe a few Knight Rider references for good measure.

Haru Suzumiya a teenage japanese boy is a pro gamer obsessed with MMORPGs and he just completed the world's most hardest one flawlessly, but you see the games origins as well as it's developers have remained anonymous and the game's mechanics and operation are far beyond even what the best companies are capable of creating and after completing it without dying a single time Haru has been promised a reward that might change his life forever, his favourite fantasy waifu, now faced with a situation no guide or walkthrough could prepare him for, he must help her navigate a world completely foreign to her. To her, everything—from electricity to convenience stores—feels like part of an unfamiliar quest, while he struggles to keep her existence a secret. [I'm also posting this story under the username Apex 2308 ]