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When A Filipino got Isekai'd with a Twist ! "only I can summon those!"

When a Filipino Brings a Gundam to a Sword Fight > "Oh great, another summoner. Just what we need—more useless adventurers." > > *Famous last words from Sir Knight-Who-Got-His-Butt-Kicked* Look, getting isekai'd is already weird enough, but being a Filipino summoner in a fantasy world? That's like bringing *balut* to a fancy French dinner party – completely unexpected and guaranteed to raise some eyebrows. Picture this: There I was, contemplating whether to have *sisig* or *adobo* for dinner, when suddenly – **POOF!** – I got yeet'd into Medieval Times™ faster than my mom could throw her legendary tsinelas. And what did the universe decide to gift me with? The supposedly "weakest" class: *a summoner*. But here's where it gets *interesting*. These fantasy folks thought I'd be pulling rabbits out of hats or summoning cute forest creatures. **Boy, were they in for a surprise!** Because while they were expecting wooden sticks and basic swords, I was busy figuring out if I could summon: * My mom's battle-tested tsinelas (with +20 critical hit, mind you) * A fully-loaded M16 *Armor you say? " How about a mask raider suit! Or iron man armor!(credit to marvel ) * And oh yeah, *casual flex*, **AN ENTIRE FREAKING GUNDAM** Let me tell you something funny about being the "weak" summoner – when you can call forth weapons that would make Michael Bay weep tears of explosive joy, suddenly nobody's laughing at your class choice anymore. Welcome to my story of how a Pinoy turned the weak summoner class from zero to hero, one ridiculous weapon at a time. yeah that's me your accidental hero! #connected universe!
WrathBuh69 · 36.3k Views

Dragon Queen and Dragon Slayer

Continuation of “Shut Up Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Children With You!”. Chapter 1-155 are uploaded under ZenonTL_2 username. Arranged marriage? Or a child first and then love? After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became the prisoner of the Silver Dragon Queen. Facing certain death, Leon made a desperate move. In a twist of fate, he impregnated the queen right before he was supposed to die. He thought that by doing this, he could condemn the queen to live with the shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling his mission as a dragon slayer. But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail beside him. "Daddy! You finally woke up!" Not only was Leon alive, but he had also become the father of this little dragon girl. After that, the Silver Dragon Queen started her relentless revenge. In a way that was truly "tit for tat," she subjected Leon to non-stop bed exercises. But as a mere human, how could he possibly withstand the unending onslaught of a dragon's... desires? Leon decided to escape. However, every attempt ended in failure. Finally, under the queen’s threats and bribes, he resigned himself to being a stay-at-home dad. “Hm, you’ve been behaving well. I’ll reward you by having a second child with me,” the queen declared. Leon swore, “I’d rather die! I’ll leap from the Silver Dragon Palace, and I still won’t have a second child with you!" ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 闭嘴恶龙我不想再跟你生孩子了 Author:奶昔尾尾酱 ═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day
ZenonTL · 212.1k Views

Pokémon: Gardevoir Harem with Tag System

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel starts off with a hellish combo; parents missing, broke as hell, flunked his exams. A proper rock-bottom start? Sure. But Axel’s got one thing going for him: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] upgrades to the supreme-level [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his missing parents fell into a secret realm, bonded with the twin gods Solgaleo & Lunala, now in control of the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. He should be broke, but lucky for him, he’s just as handsome as the readers. Now rich beauties line up just to feed him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] fuses with [Fairy Queen], faster casting, stronger power, and freaky-good skill comprehension. — His [Gible] fuses with 【Infinite Evolution】; World level cap is 100, but guess what? His level 999 Garchomp was a gift from a friend... Years Later: Just as Team Rocket unites all villains into the ultimate Rainbow Rocket and prepares to dominate the world— Axel steps out, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Standing before you is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Alright. Now you may try to attack me.” Groudon: ‘Who dares? I’ll freaking fly over there and kick you myself!‘ Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? Just a breeze and a little frost.” Villain Squad: “???” [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] — 1st Pokemon: Pheromosa — 2nd Pokemon: Ralts — 3rd Pokemon: Duraludon — 4th Pokemon: Dragonair — 5th Pokemon: Ho-Oh — 6th Pokemon: Mewtwo [This has many game elements so read at your own knowledge] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 宝可梦:沙奈朵后宫与标签系统
Ambitious_Guy · 303.4k Views

Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.
nightskynear · 31.6k Views