A Hamsters Stupid Life on Deaths Door
Have you ever seen a hamster die of old age?
Ask any hamster owner, and they’ll tell you the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard. Drowned in a toilet, trapped in a laundry machine, electrocuted by a phone charger, or worst of all, vanished without a trace, only for the cat to look way too satisfied.
Hamsters never go peacefully.
But what if they were given intelligence? Would they finally live out their full lifespans? Or would it just make them understand how cruel their tiny existence really is?
And what if it wasn’t just the hamsters?
What if every rodent, mice, rats, guinea pigs, became smart enough to stop being prey?
Fifty years after the experiment, rodents have done more than just survive. They’ve built underground civilizations, mastered tools, and even begun whispering about a war. Because they know the truth now: the world was never made for them.
But something else changed.
Something bigger.
Because humans weren’t the only ones playing with intelligence.
The cats were watching.
And now? They aren’t just hunters. They’re rulers. Tacticians. Puppet masters. They don’t just chase their food anymore. They lure it in. And they’re so patient.
Nibble, a clueless but strangely lovable hamster, never asked to be part of this. He just wanted food, warmth, and a nice safe burrow. Instead, he’s running for his life alongside his scrappy siblings, his battle-hardened mother, and his utterly stupid but weirdly lucky guinea pig father.
Because the cats?
They don’t want food.
They want control.
And in the end, it’s not about who’s smart.
It’s about who stays prey, and who finally fights back.
"Wait... why is my cat just sitting there, staring at me?"
"Why are you looking at me like that... like you know something?"
"Wait. Why are your paws, why are they—why are they bloody?"
"...Where’s my baby?!!"
Table of contents
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Mornin’ Plans2025-03-11 12:57
- 1Prologue: Hamster Heaven Forum2025-03-09 01:01
- 2The Rise and Fall of the Sanctuary2025-03-09 01:03
- 3The Dumb-Dumb That Saved Us2025-03-09 01:03
- 4Welcome to Da Wilds2025-03-09 01:04
- 5Da Rules of Da Wilds2025-03-09 01:04
- 6Da Stabby-Fluffies Don’ Forget [1]2025-03-09 01:05
- 7Da Stabby-Fluffies Don’ Forget [2]2025-03-09 01:06
- 8Da Wilds Take What Dey Want2025-03-09 01:07
- 9We Ain’t Alone2025-03-09 01:07
- 10Da Lost Ones2025-03-09 01:08
- 11Da City Below2025-03-09 01:08
- 12Da Test2025-03-09 01:09
- 13Da Burrow’s Rules and Fight for survival2025-03-09 01:45
- 14Da Silent Three2025-03-09 17:27
- 15A Moment to Breathe2025-03-09 18:02
- 16Followin’ Trouble2025-03-10 01:24
- 17A Deal in da Dark2025-03-10 21:37
- 18Mornin’ Plans2025-03-11 12:57
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