Solomon at Disneyland: How a Lazy Guy Became King of a Singing Kingdom
Kell_Kewyo
Picture this: an ordinary guy, a master of belly scratching and a burger eater, lazily lounging on the couch, when suddenly — BAM! — he wakes up in the body of Solomon himself, the legendary sage from Fate, in a shining, singing and absurdly clean world. Birds sing arias, flowers dance a waltz, and the air is filled with magic... and the smell of fresh pies? "What is this, Disney?!" — our hero thinks in shock when he realizes that he ended up in the fairytale world of Disney before all the famous plots began.
At first, he decides: "Oh well, I'll chill in my cool tower, wait for princesses to be born, and munch on burgers." But no such luck! One day, lazily stretching by the balcony, he sees an entire city grow up around his tower! And the locals of this city, singing in chorus: "Solomon, Solomon, the wisest of rulers, the fairest of kings!" - beg him to become their ruler. Solomon, sitting on the throne in complete bewilderment, thinks only one thing: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Author's Notes:
This is a hilarious and heartfelt story about how a lazy guy who is used to fast food and TV shows becomes king in a world where everything sings, dances and sparkles with magic. Will he be able to stop scratching his belly and accept his fate? Or will his laziness prove stronger than Disney magic? Dive into a comedy adventure full of absurdity, music and unexpected twists!