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Solomon at Disneyland: How a Lazy Guy Became King of a Singing Kingdom

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Picture this: an ordinary guy, a master of belly scratching and a burger eater, lazily lounging on the couch, when suddenly — BAM! — he wakes up in the body of Solomon himself, the legendary sage from Fate, in a shining, singing and absurdly clean world. Birds sing arias, flowers dance a waltz, and the air is filled with magic... and the smell of fresh pies? "What is this, Disney?!" — our hero thinks in shock when he realizes that he ended up in the fairytale world of Disney before all the famous plots began. At first, he decides: "Oh well, I'll chill in my cool tower, wait for princesses to be born, and munch on burgers." But no such luck! One day, lazily stretching by the balcony, he sees an entire city grow up around his tower! And the locals of this city, singing in chorus: "Solomon, Solomon, the wisest of rulers, the fairest of kings!" - beg him to become their ruler. Solomon, sitting on the throne in complete bewilderment, thinks only one thing: "WHAT THE HELL?!" Author's Notes: This is a hilarious and heartfelt story about how a lazy guy who is used to fast food and TV shows becomes king in a world where everything sings, dances and sparkles with magic. Will he be able to stop scratching his belly and accept his fate? Or will his laziness prove stronger than Disney magic? Dive into a comedy adventure full of absurdity, music and unexpected twists!
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MY BOARDING SCHOOL LOVE LIFE

“I saw what you guys wrote in Sandra’s year book” I responded almost immediately Morayo asked the question I could see the shock on their faces “Why didn’t you write me as part of your friends?” I asked them looking at both of them in the eyes “It is not even about that that I am seriously confused, it is about the fact that I saw my name as the enemy in both of your profiles in the year book” I responded expecting an answer from them “What do you expect?” Morayo asked “Why did you put me as the enemy? We have been friends for three whole years” “See, it doesn mean” Morayo responded remorsefully “What do you mean?” “Why the hell will you be hitting on Victoria’s boyfriend? Her boyfriend has been having eyes on you. The friends of John even said it, even the twin said so. She said, John likes you” “I didn’t know, I am not his heart to control. You don’t have to blame it on me as if I am the one at fault” “You are!” “How?!” “Remember that day he called you after the maths exam?” AFTER MATHS EXAMS… Everybody was as stressed as ever before. Morayo, Victoria and I were heading to the the hostel when John called me I was surprised at first but, excused myself and went to meet him. Morayo and Victoria waited behind since, they knew John won’t take long “Thank you!” John responded as soon as I got there and gave me a hug almost immediately I wasn’t expecting the hug “For what?” I asked as I pushed him slightly and faced him “For helping me in the exam hall, I forgot the formulas of shapes almost immediately in the hall and I was stranded. Just happy that you were chosen to seat beside me for exams and you helped me.” “It wasn’t my intention to seat beside you, our surname just seem to clash together” “Yeah, I know. Thank you!” he smiled “You are welcome!” I responded with a smile “I don’t want to keep my friends waiting, bye” John left and as soon as I turned to look if Morayo and Victoria were there, they had left. … BACK TO THE PRESENT.. No wonder! No wonder they left “You should have communicated with me instead of acting like that” I replied with a squeezed face of annoyance READ AND DIVE IN THE BOOK TO SEE MORE ABOUT FLORAL'S BOARDING SCHOOL LOVE LIFE!
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