*Ka-Ting, Ka-Ting, Ka-Ting… Ka-Ting, Ka-Ting, Ka-Ting… Click!*
"Hello?"
"Fucking finally. I'm pleading with you to introduce the concept of cellular phones to the rest of the citizens in the white city." Abaddon sighed.
Azrael blinked a few times as if he weren't even sure how Abaddon acquired his number.
"…You called me."
"Yes."
"You never call me."
"Always kind of slips my mind I guess..?"
"This must be important. Am I about to be pulled somewhere to observe a particularly cruel death?"
"Do I look like I'm going to be running off to kill anyone any time soon?" Abaddon tilted his camera a bit so that he could show that his head was currently resting on a pillow.
"Are you attempting to show me this as if it would prove anything to me? I am aware that you can be in more than two places at once."
"You make me sound so all-powerful. It's flattering."
"As if your heads needed to get any bigger, Eldest."
