I pull into Saiya's driveway and make my way to her door. After three knocks and a doorbell later, Saiya finally opens the door. "What are you-" I don't get a chance to finish my sentence as I'm dragged into her house. She's wearing a white lingerie garter with cat ears and a cat tail that's halfway in her ass. "I need your help! STAT!" Her panicked eyes bore into my soul as she bashfully turned around. "Can you...please push it in," I feel my eyes bulge, and it takes everything in me to suppress a laugh.
"Why is this happening?" I incredulously ask her. "Look, I just wanted to do something sexy so that he wouldn't think about any other skank. I was trying to give him a preview of what our honeymoon would look like since I'd be able to have sex then. But this cat tail has balls that are supposed to go up your ass, so it would look sexy and stay rather than it flinging around and detaching."
I'm left speechless. "And you got this idea,"
"After the dinner, yes."
"So these 'skanks,'"
"Are you and many other temptations, yes! Can you just stick this up my ass! I couldn't go any farther by myself," her face is completely flushed. "Right, so how far is this supposed to go? Isn't this going to make you constipated or something?"
"I don't fucking know. Jason is supposed to be here in an hour or so, and I'm not even close to finishing the decorations or getting my dance finished,"
"There's a dance? Whatever, don't you think this will backfire in some sort? I mean, you're tempting a very pent-up man with sex that you can't give him for months. Won't this only make him more horny? And if he was that kind of man, that would just make him seek out sex from other sources."
"Listen, Soren, this shit is already happening, so just fucking shove this shit up my ass before I shove my heel up yours!" I smile and put my hands up in defense. "Okay, fine,"
I grab the tail and push one of the many balls in the chain up her ass. She lets out a squeal, and I nearly gag. This treacherous process continues for ten more minutes before the entire tail is in. "You're fucking insane," I tell her while I make my way to the kitchen sink to wash my hands. "Thank you," she replies with heavy breaths. As I make my way out of the hallway, I encounter a poll leading from the ceiling and into the floor. "That's a stripper poll," I point at it as Saiya approaches me.
"No, it's a regular poll that I'm going to dance on. It's called pole dancing; don't be a degenerate,"
"I'm well aware of the differences between poll dancing and stripping, but aren't you doing this to seduce Jason? I assume you will be stripping your clothes, which would make it stripping, which would make this a stripper pole," I smirk. "Shut the hell up," Saiya tiredly groans and leaves to her room while I wash my hands. I go into her room after I finish. "Fuck, I can't even sit on my ass," she complains. "Well, what did you expect. You've put a solid five balls in your ass. What are you going to do when you need to take a shit through all of this?"
"I took a laxative before this and emptied my bowels. I should be fine."
"Right, anyway, you got another one of those?" I point at her lingerie.
"Yeah, one in black, why?"
"I have a steamy date soon, and a sexy look won't hurt anybody,"
"Tell me all about it," Saiya grins. "No can do little sis. This is all business," Saiya produces a mortified gasp. "You're selling your body for a deal?!"
"What, no! I mean, kind of. I want to, though. A date was the deal, sex is just an added bonus that I desperately need,"
"I can't say I really agree with that," Saiya gives me a worried look. "You're the one with balls up your ass in a cat get-up," Saiya sucks her teeth. "Touche. I hope I didn't disrupt anything when I suddenly called?" I shrug off her concerns. "I'm off, and honestly, this is a great relief from everything that's been happening. Anyway, show me your moves," Saiya groans, obviously regretting her current decisions. "You can't laugh. I've never done this before,"
"I won't. The pole and I have had our fair share of moments,"
"You stripped?" Saiya gawks at me. "Who do you think paid for your school expenses? Do you think two ex-mechanics could pull the money for the sudden influx of kids and the prices that came with them as they grew? Ma never knew, but I'm sure she suspected. I also had to pay for my school fees as well as the school trips. You have to remember Ma and Dylan weren't always as successful as they are today,"
Saiya puts her head down and nods. "Before I do that, I need your help picking out a few accessories." She gives me an evil grin. I sit on her bed and make myself comfortable. We spend around thirty minutes picking out robes, jewelry, makeup, and decorating. "No, no, you can't do it like that. You'll tear a muscle," I tell Saiya. "Stripping is so hard! Let's move on to the handcuffs. She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively. "What do you think about this pose?" She cuffs her hands around the pole, sits on her legs, and spreads them wide as her hair dangles seductively in her face.
"Sexy, not something I want to see, so you're doing it right," she smiles then playfully rolls her eyes. The doorbell rings before the lock clicks open. "What the fuck?" Saiya whisper-yells. "Hey, honey, it's me. I came a little early. Your dad wanted to visit you before we started whatever you have planned," Saiya starts to panic. "Why didn't you send a text?!"
"I did, but you didn't respond," Their footsteps grow closer. "You have to stop them!" Saiya tells me in a hushed voice. "I'm also in lingerie! You asked me to so you'd feel comfortable and so I could see if it fits. Where is the key?"
"It's on the counter, " I turn around and look at the counter for the key to the handcuffs but don't see it. "Fuck it," I stop near the end of the hallway and spread my hands, signaling Jason and Dylan to stop. Their eyes enlarge, and Dylan instantly turns around. "What the fuck?" He says. "There wasn't another robe," I tell him. "That's not the point, shit," he continues. "Soren, what's going on? Where is Saiya?" A faint blush makes itself present on his face. "Jason, why can't I see your head beside me? Jason, if you keep staring at my fucking daughter, the one you're not marrying, I'm going to knock you out,"
Jason's eyes widen and he quickly turns around. I find it hilarious considering Jason would have no problems beating Dylan in a fight. "Saiya is a bit tied up right now. Needless to say, Dylan, you've got to go, and Jason, stop being early." My mark starts to glow and panic instantly sets itself into my body. Nothing good ever happens when this thing makes itself known. "Um, Jason, It's glowing,"
"What?" He asks. "Just fucking look!" He tries to get confirmation from Dylan. When Dylan glares at Jason, Jason makes an executive decision to stay put. I walk up to him and shove my foot up his ass. He clenches his cheeks and turns to me with a glare. "What the fuck?" I point at the glowing bite mark. His eyes enlarge. "What does that mean?" He asks. "You don't remember what happened last time?"
"I was actually going to ask you about that. What happened after you and I had our discussion in my office? We were talking, and then the next thing I remember, you were gone. I feel like I'm missing a big part of that encounter." Annoyance flows through my veins. "Okay, I can't be the only one remembering this shit. Whatever, Dylan, can you please leave?" I raised my voice when I addressed Dylan, as I was whispering to Jason.
"Already out the door!" He yells as he is literally already walking out. "We'll talk about that and this later. Can I see Saiya?" I step back a bit to face her. She fiercely shakes her head. "No, just chill in your car for a bit, okay,"
"Is she hurt?" Jason worries. "No, she's fine. She'd be better if you left for a few,"
"Fine, but can I at least use the bathroom, warden?"
"I'll have to escort you so I can make sure that you don't try anything fishy," The bite mark's glow dims and becomes faint.
"There's only one thing fishy here," he glances down near my private area and I fight the urge to punch him in his throat. The bite mark's faint glow instantly snuffs out and my skin returns to normal. Through this entire mess, I forgot how insulting Jason could be. This man has at least three different personalities to him. "Don't make me drop-kick you," A satisfied smirk appears on his face. "I'd pay to see that," He smugly says, knowing I wouldn't be able to even move him.
"Keep talking and you'll get it for free. Close your eyes and don't open them until I tell you to," he rolls his eyes and then closes them. As we walk past Saiya and into the hallway, I tell her, "Your fiancée is an asshat. You should rethink your choice of men," Saiya snickers and I cast her a glare. "At least she can get a guy," Jason retorts. Using his blindness as an opportunity, I quickly turn around and kick him where the sun don't shine. He makes an animalistic sound and falls to the ground, clutching his crotch. "The only reason I can't get a guy is because I'm too busy picking up your slack, so I suggest you use your words wisely,"
His eyes instantly open, and gold swirls in his irises. "Jesus woman, you're-" I quickly cut him off to finish the sentence for him. "Wonderful, beautiful, extravagant, talented, hard-working, should I continue?" He barks out a quick laugh. "I was going to say extreme. I would never lie to you with those other words," A dark chuckle escapes my lips. "Oh, so we got jokes now? I prevent you from seeing your fiancée, by her request may I add, and suddenly you're attacking me with your assholery," Jason's face shifts into one of humor and confusion. "Assholery?" He repeats. "Are you hard of hearing?" I cross my hands and frown at him. "Confused is more like it."
"Why? Because nobody has ever put you in your place? Do I have to remind you that you're nothing but a stray mutt who has been blessed by my existence?" I arrogantly smirk and look down at him as he is still on his knees. He stands tall and towers over me. "Do I have to remind you that you're nothing but a lowly employee who has been blessed by the paychecks I provide?" Jason returns my arrogant smirk. I roll my eyes and scoff. "Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time, lord almighty? You do realize that this lowly employee is the fundamental reason for the company's continued existence?"
"You give yourself too much credit. I was doing just fine without you in the company,"
"That may be true but it is undeniable that you and the company are doing so much better ever since I came into the picture. I know you've read the statistics, ratings, and reviews ever since I was hired." I step to him so that I'm nearly pressing against his chest. "Even if you can't admit it, you know it. I'm the best-damned thing that's ever happened to that company of yours. Nothing you say will ever get rid of the facts." Jason grins and puts his hands up in defeat. "It's always an argument with you,"
"We weren't arguing. I was simply proving why I am right and that you're a dick. So while it's been fun entertaining you and your fiancée, I am going to dip. Oh and about the new project we're working on, I have some new information on it. I'll tell you all the details another time. Have fun you two," I wink at the both of them then walk off to find a robe. "Wait, Soren, I'm not prepared!" I turn to Saiya and smirk. "Don't worry. He's all bark and no bite. Not unless you want him to anyway," I glance at Jason. With one look I can tell he understands the irony of the phrase. When he peaks out of the hallway and finally adverts his attention to Saiya, his body goes rigid and lust is practically rolling off him in waves. I make great haste to find a robe in Saiya's closet and pick up my clothes. I put my hand up to block my view of the two as I dash out the door. I quickly tie the robe around my body and dial Sebastian. "Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise?" I ignore his greetings and get straight to the point.
"Are you free right now?" I hop in my car and turn it on. My phone automatically connects to the car's bluetooth. "I'm with a few friends at my house, why?"
"Send me your address and kick them out, please." Silence fills the room.
"Are you okay?"
"I will be when your cock is buried in my vagina," I tell him honestly. I can't bare the humiliation of celibacy anymore. Sebastian starts to choke on whatever he is drinking. "Um, right, wow. Okay, you're one of the most upfront people I've ever met,"
"Is that a yes?"
"With that filthy mouth, of course it is. I just sent you my address. I'll be waiting," I grin and copy and paste the address into my GPS. His house is about an hour and thirty away. I groan at the proximity between his and Jason's house. "Of all the reactions I was hoping for, an annoyed groan was not one of them," Sebastian awkwardly chuckles. "It's not you, it's where you are. Anyway, I'll be there," I hang up the call and step on the gas.