Date: November 25, 1996
Location: Pinewood Inn, Newburg, San Andreas
*RING RING* The phone Jack gave Remus started to ring, causing Remus to wake up. "What the hell?" Remus said and answered the phone. "Jack, you know what time it is?" Remus said, annoyed and tired."Yeah, it's time for yo ass to get down here real quick," Jack said on the other line. "Shiii, do I need to bring Slater with me?" Remus asked. "No, brotha, jus you" Jack said, "ugh, ight I'll be down ina minute." Remus said and hung up. "Damn mother fucker, acting like my old ass can get up and go at 3 in the damn morning" Remus rambled as he slowly got out of his bed. After leaving a note behind with Slater, Remus got in the car and made his way down to Jack's crib. After arriving, Remus made his way inside. "REMUS, OVER HERE GRANDPA" Jack yelled for Remus, "What you got me doing up this late for Jack?" Remus asked. "I missed you and your bushey beard" Jack joked. "Na, for real, you and me got some business to take care of...can you drive stick?" Jack asked Remus. "Yeah, I can. What are we doing?" "Westvillains, they are a gang from that borough no one knows or cares to know about, Westville. Anyways, they are tryna race on my turf, so I gotta show them who they are playin' wit." Jack said as they made their way to Jacks car. Remus saw Jack's car a purple Bravado Buffalo "DAMN this is a nice ass whip." Remus exclaimed, "Hell yeah, it is, you're driving. If you fuck up my car I will give you ptsd with a pencil...understand?" Jack asked deeply. "Yeah, let's get movin' I wanna go back to bed" Remus said as they get in the car. The two men cruise down the street "HEY, stop, look" Napier said. Remus slowed the car down and stopped, looking at the semi-large crowd with 5 cars getting ready to race. "Alright, your job is to drive while I take these fuckers out" Napier said. "WHAT?" Remus yelled, "Look, they are going to be driving from here all the way to Iktomi, its a straight road. Just drive fast and I will take care of the rest" Napier said. Remus was about interject but heard someone yell from the crowd of Westvillains, "THREE...TWO..." "Alright Remus, just pretend like you are on a high-speed chase, and don't wreck my fucking car" Napier said loading his Mac-10. "...ONE, GO!" The person yelled and all 5 cars started to blaze off. "GO GO GO, OLD MAN WHAT THE HELL IS YOU WAITING FOR" Napier yelled.
Mission: Follow the Westvillains.
Remus switched gears and floored the gas, and the car zoomed after the Westvillains. Remus soon caught up with the Westvillains, and Napier rolled down the car's sunroof window, he stood up to get hald way out of the window and started firing at the car next to them Napier got a nice headshot, causing the driver to swerve off of the road. Remus saw the car, "Oh shit, this is real, this is happening, I WANNA GO BACK TO BED!!" Remus yelled while switching gears and accelerating the car. "KEEP THIS SHIT STRAIGHT REMUS, I'm boutt pop these motha fuckas righ' here," Napier yelled while aiming for the car ahead of them.
In the car, 3 Westvillains saw Napier shoot the other car, "Look, its Napier" one said "Get the guns out, lets show this crackhead what the Westvillains do" the driver said. Soon the two Westvillains were hanging out of their window and started to shoot at Napier and Remus. "SHIT, THEY SHOOTING AT US...what the hell did I expect" Napier said ducking back into the car. "Remus I'll steer the car, you take this and shoot those motha fucking bitches" Napier said, "what the hell? Why me?" Remus said taking the gun. "Cuz, I don't wanna get popped" Napier said taking control of the steering and the gear stick. Remus grabbed the gun and got to the car sunroof.
Misson: Shoot the Westvillains.
"YO, WHO THE FUCK IS SANTA UP THERE?!" Yelled one of the Westvillains while reloading. Remus took aim and fired, successfully hitting one of the Westvillains in the head. "Shii, I still got this shit from Nam" Remus said smiling feeling a wave of euphoria and shot the other Westvillain. "AYYY NICE REMUS, KEEP AT THAT SHIT!" Napier yelled. Remus looked at the car and aimed for the driver. Remus missed as the car swearved to the other lane, the car swearved in front of an oil tanker truck causing the car and truck to blow up. "OH SHIT!" Remus yelled as he ducked to not get hit by the fire. Napier slammed on Remus's leg to make him step on the gas, "HEY, MY KNEE ASSHOLE!" Remus yelled. "Sorry not sorry old man, now shoot those fuckers" Napier yelled. All cars were going around 198 MPH (318 KPH) Napier and Remus knocked out 2 of the 5 cars. "Just 3 cars left," Remus said while aiming. Remus aimed at the next car and shot at the tires, causing the car to lose control and swerve in front of Napier's car. Napier quickly swearved away from the car, making Remus drop the Mac-10. The Westvillains car slammed into a wall, killing everyone in the car.
" SHIT, I JUST DROPPED YO GUN NAPIER!" Remus yelled, "SHIII, IT'S GOOD, HERE TAKE THIS ONE!" Napier yelled back using one hand to drive and the other to hand remus an AK-47 gun. "HOLY SHIT, I ain't seen one of these since Saigon," Remus said, taking the gun and the magazines. The cars were approaching the Kinzua Bridge. Luckily, there were no cars out. Remus took aim and killed the driver of the next car, causing the car to fly off of the bridge. "SHIII, THIS IS TOO EASY," Remus said. As Napier and Remus got to the last car, the Westvillains came out of the windows holding machine guns. Remus looked at the Westvillains and slowly got back into the car. "Those fuckers got machine guns" Remus said. "What? Here, take this" Napier said handing Remus a sticky bomb and trigger. "What the hell, is this legal?" Remus asked. Napier looked at Remus "N*gga, none of the shit we doin' is legal" Napier said, "Fair fair" Remus said while grabbing the bomb. "Ight, ima pull up as close as I can, you throw the bomb onto the car," Napier said.
Mission: Throw the bomb on the Westvillains's car.
Remus and Napier got close to the car, and the Westvillains started to shoot Napier's car. "MY FUCKING WHIP, FUCKERS" Napier yelled, "Alright Let me get this shit" Remus said as he tried to throw the bomb. Remus threw the bomb at the car and it stuck to the side of the car. "ALRIGHT NOW STOP THE CAR NAPIER" Remus yelled. Napier stopped the car as the Westvillains kept driving.
"YO WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY JUST THROW AT MY CAR?!" Yelled one of the Westvillains. One of the other Westvillains looked at the bomb, "Hmmm, looks like a bom-" *BOOM* the car exploded. Killing all the gangsters.
"We got those Westfelons" Napier said, "Shiii, that was fucking intense, let's get the hell outta here" Remus said taking control of the car.
As they drove off, a cop car sat in a parking lot with a view of the bridge. They watched the Westvillains car blow up. "Did you see that Officer Pulaski?" Asked Officer Lowery. "Yeah, they weren't wearing their seat belts," Pulaski said. "No, that was Remus," Lowery said, "WHAT!?" Officer Ward said as he turned to look at what they were seeing. "Shit, it looks like Remus got himself mixed up with the Full Deck, stupid old bastard."
Once Napier and Remus got back to Napier's crib, they both went their separate ways. "I appreciate the help, Old Man" Napier said as he gave Remus a $100 bill. "I risked my life for $100?" He asked. "You don't have much life left...consider that I almost did you a favor" Jack saod as he went into his warehouse.
Remus got in his car and went back to the hotel to go back to sleep. As soon as Remus laid down to sleep, his alarm went off. "Bullshit," Remus said as he turned off the alarm. The alarm went off again, and Remus unplugged the alarm, "There, now, sleep," Remus said as he shut his eyes, Slater's alarm then went off. "SHUT THAT SHIT OFF, BOY" Remus yelled.
**Did anyone else see that car explode near the Iktomi Bridge?**
**Yeah,I saw that too. I wonder why we weren't dispatched**
**All units, continuing to talk about the explosion near the Iktomi Bridge will lead to repercussions**
**Repercuss my ass, dispatch**
Mission Passed!
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