Date: November 27, 1996
Location: Aussie 'sino and Motel, Las Venturas, San Andreas
After what happened last night, the boys were in a rush to head home… except for Napier, who was hungover. "Ahhh, shit, my head Pratt, you can drive, right?" Napier asked. "Well, not real -" Pratt was cut off by Napier throwing his keys at him. "Good, get us outta here," Napier said as he grabbed his duck.
In the car, Pratt was breaking almost every road law. "SHIT, PRATT THAT WAS A RED LIGHT YOU DONE BLEW PAST," Remus yelled. "I know," Pratt said as he made a hard turn. "If you ruin my car, I'm gonna –" Napier cut himself off and rolled down his window to throw up. "Oh dear god," Remus said.
Date: November 27, 1996
Location: Pinewood Inn, Newburg, San Andreas
"Ok, see you two around," Napier said as he and Pratt zoomed off. "Well, that was intense," Slater said as he turned to walk to the hotel. "Yeah, shit was fucking terrifying" Remus assured. The two went to their hotel room and lit up a joint. "This here is what I needed" Slater said as he exhaled trying not to cough. "Yeah this shit, hits like a mother fucker" Remus said taking a large hit. "Remus, think about this" Slater said, high as a kite. "What if we are two made up characters in a book, our mear existence is to risk our lives for the entertainment of whomever is reading this book" Slater said looking at Remus. "Son, I think it's time for you to put the joint down" Remus said.
Soon the sun started to set
"Slater why don't you say me and you take a walk, it's pretty outside and the only exercise we have done is running from a dog…and an angary Australian" Remus said getting his shoes on. "Oh no, I'll stay here, I am high as a mother fucker" slater said as he looked at his hands. "Ight, Ima leave my phone wit ya" Remus said as he walked out.
"Ahhhh shit, nature, a beautiful thing" Remus said. "Mommy, why is that old man talking to himself?" A child asked pointing at Remus, "I don't know Timmy, let's go this way though" the child's mother said grabbing her sons' arm. "Alright, the river walk is this way" Remus said as he started walking and lighting a cigarette. Little did Remus know, he was being watched by the D.R.E.
"You see him?" Officer Ward asked Officer Lowery. "Yeah, he is heading towards the river walk" Lowery said holding up binoculars. "Alright, then let's head over there before it's too late" Ward said as he put the car into reverse. Ward, Lowery, and Pulaski pulled up slowly beside Remus. Ward stuck his gun out of the window he at Remus, "HEY, DON'T MOVE!" Ward yelled making Remus freeze. "Hahaha, always stay strapped, homeboy. Get your ass in the car" Ward said as he lowered his gun. Remus got in the car and sat beside Officer Pulaski. "So, where is your little Canuck friend at?" Pulaski asked ward. "He is not here, obviously" Remus said angrily. "Don't use attitude with me, old man" Pulaski said. "What the hell do yall want from me anyways?" Remus asked the Officer Ward. "They are making a new pill to treat overdoses at Mercy Hospital, it can save many lives…unfortunately those lives will end up back on the street and gangs will keep growing. I can't control large gangs…hell the D.R.E. can barley handle the Full Decks" Ward said. "What do you mean?" Remus asked, "I need you to get into Mercy and ruin their lab" Ward said as they pulled into the hospital. "You really are just pigs" Remus said, "yeah yeah, just get your ass up to the 23rd floor" Ward said. "I cant go in there all willy nilly with out a reason to visit the hospital" Remus said, "here" Pulaski said reaching over and grabbing Remus's gun wound stitches and ripping them out. "AHHH, MOTHER FUCKER!" Remus yelled and backhanded Pulaski. "Mmf, stupid old bitch!" Pulaski yelled and kicked Remus out of the car. "Get that shit done Remus" Ward said as the cop car zoomed off.
Mission: get to the emergency room
"Ahhh fuck, those pig mother fuckers" Remus said as he walked to the emergency room. "Excuse me, sweetie" Remus said to the front desk lady. "Oh, hello how can I help yo- OH SHIT!" The lady screamed looking at the gushing bloody mess on Remus's shoulder. "Let's get you to a doctor" the lady said leading Remus to a room.
After getting his shoulder stitched back up, the hospital sent Remus out with a bottle of painkillers. Remus headed to the elevator and took it to the 23rd story.
Mission: Sneak to the lab
"Ok, where the hell is that damn lab at?" Remus said. As he walked by the lab. "Oh shit, this shit is very convenient" Remus said as he tried to open the door, the door didn't open. Remus looked at the door lock and saw that the door needed a key card to get into the lab. "Shit"
Back at the Pinewood Inn.
"This shit has me foked the fok up" Slater said as he rolled another joint. *RING* *RING* Slater stopped rolling and looked at the phone Remus left. "Fooook" Slater grunted as he grabbed the phone. "Hello?" Slater answered. "Yo…where the hell is Remus?" Napier said on the other end. "Remus is not here, call back later, bye" Slater said before trying to hang up. "HOL ON" Napier yelled, "Yes?" Slater said annoyed. "Get yo ass down here, I know damn well he didn't take the car…he old fashioned" Napier said. "Fok, okay, I'll be down there in a bit" Slater said before hanging up.
Mission: Get to Napier's Crib
"Got me going and shit like I don't have anything else to do, well mother fucker I do, I have a joint that needs smoking" Slater rambled as he grabbed the car keys and headed out the door. Slater got to Napier's crib and parked the car.
Slater got into the building and looked around for Napier. "Hello?"
"Hey, in here" Napier said as he blew out a cloud of smoke. Slayer walked into the room and saw Napier smoking opium out of a hookah with Ward, Lowery, and Pulaski. "So, what the hell do we got here?" Slater asked. "Napier, look I need you to…whoa, you see the walls moving and shit?" Napier said staring at the wall behind Slater. "You tripping, ay? Lemme have a hit" Slayer said. Napier handed Slater the hookah hose. "I need you to head down to Mercy and *hick* steal some painkillers for me" Napier said tripping on Opium. Slater takes a hit and says "You want me to steal painkillers? Can't you just go to Walgreens?" "No, the painkiller you are grabbing is called 'phentanyl' it is a drug that is highly addictive and highly deadly, I'm gonna give it to the Westvillains" Napier said. "Oh shit, I heard of that drug, get me some" Ward said to Napier. "Jeezus you fucking pigs" Slater said as he walked out.
Mission: Steal the drugs at Mercy Hospital
Slater drove to Marcy and went into the hospital. "Hey, sweetie," Slater said as he held a gun to the front desk lady. "Show me where the drugs are," Slater ordered. Two security guards came rushing over and tried to grab Slater. Slater dodged the guards, and pistol whipped one of them unconscious. "Hey, little guy, put your hands up over your head" the guard yelled. "Did you just say little?!" Slater yelled as he pushed a cart towards the guard. Slater ran to the front desk lady and demanded to know where the medicine was located. After getting the information, Slater headed to the 23rd floor to get to the medicine storage.
Back with Remus.
Remus rushed to a doctor, "Sir, please help I am lost" Remus said as he grabbed onto a doctor. "Oh, hol it there ol' timer" the doctor said, "Let's get you back to the senior department." Remus grabbed the doctor's key card, "oh wait, I know what I am doing…let go of me" Remus said as he started to walk back to the lab. "Old people these days, they just need to die already" the doctor said shaking his head.
Mission: get to the lab and destroy it
Remus rushed to the lab and got in. The lab was large and had multiple bottles of the anti-overdose pills. Remus grabbed a few sticky bombs from his jacket and planted them throughout the lab.
Back with Slater.
Slater ran to the medicine storage and started to fill his bag with phentanyl. Soon the alarm went off after one of the doctors pushed it when they saw Slater fighting the security guards. "Shit, that should be good enough" Slater said as he dashed out into the hallway
Remus and Slater ran into each other. "Oof, hey what are you doing here, son?" Remus asked. "I was just about to ask the same thing" Slater said. *BOOM!* The lab blew up and Slater looked at Remus. "The D.R.E.?" "Yep."
**All gaurds, we have an explosion on 23rd floor. Deal with it**
Soon multiple security guards came up to the floor and started to aim their guns at Slater and Remus. "Can we get a break?" Remus said as he pulled out his gun, "I guess not" Slater said pulling out 2 pistols.
Mission: Take out the security and get out of the hospital.
Remus and Slater started to walk backwards and shoot at the security guards. The guards all hid behind obstacles and started to aim at Slater and Remus. "Shit, we need to get out of this shit" Remus said, "LOOK, stairs!" Slater yelled. "Oh, you gotta be shitting me" Remus said as the security gaurds started to shoot. "RUN, OLD MAN!" Slater yelled, "WHAT DO YOU THINK IM TRYNA DO?!" Slater yelled back. Remus ran to the stairs and Slater turned around and started to shoot at the guards. "Shit" Remus said. "What?" Slater asked, "the door is locked…hol on" Remus said as he shot the door knob off and kicked the door down. "IGHT, LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE" Remus yelled while shooting at the guards. Remus and Slater ran down 20 flights of stairs while shooting the guards. "Why do me and you have to do this shit?" Slater asked as he reloaded his gun. "Because we are at the bottom of this city's food chain, basically, we don't matter to these fools" Remus said as he headshot a guard. "Why don't we start to make a name for ourselves, you know, start a gang" Slater said as he shot a guard in the dick. "Shit, that might be our only option to get out of doing this stupid shit" Remus said, reloading. Soon the two got to the lobby of the hospital.
Mission: RUN!
"OK, LET'S GET THE FOK GOING!" Slater yelled as he threw the keys to Remus. Slater and Remus jumped into the car and sped off.
The two drove to Jack's crib. "Here, hope it was worth it" Slater said as he threw the bag at Napier. "Damn, you two look rough" Ward laughed. "Yeah, we had fun" Remus said as he sat next to Lowery and Pulaski. "Hey look at that the trio is back together" Lowery laughed looking at Remus and Pulaski. "This was foking rough Napier, I at least want some weed for that" Slater said. "Yeah sure, whatever, here" Napier said as he threw an ounce bag of weed at Slater. "Hey, throw that shit to me" Ward ordered Slater. "What? No" Slater said. Ward stood up and aimed his gun at Slater, "I said, give me that weed" Ward barked. Slater threw the weed at Ward and Napier laughed. "I think you two best get the fuck outta here, I'll give ya a holler later."
Remus and Slater walked out of the crib and got into their car. "This whole gang thing best work out" Remus said to Slater. "Ohh you betcha it will, I know just who to call first" Slater said. The two men peeled out of the crib's parking lot and drove back to the hotel.
**There's been a robbery at Mercy Hospital in Newlenhavia, Milton. Suspects stole from and ruined most of the upper floors. WHERE THE HELL WHERE YALL??!**
Mission Passed
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