To: Van and Daji Thomas, Proprietors, Wendigo Residence Inn
From: Erato, Mount Olympus, host of "The Nine Muses Salon" Podcast
Congratulations on continuing the proud tradition of the Wendigo Residence Inn. We at the Nine Muses Salon honor your resort as a retreat for the Olympian Gods, and especially adore your support of the arts--in particular the play you stated to honor the wedding of Hades and Persephone, and the nightly music performances by Wendigo Will.
We are the third most popular podcast in the Celestial Realms and briefly went to #1 last year, beating out "Myth-Information," the podcast run by conspiracy theorists, which quickly regained the top spot. By the way, we don't believe the rumors they're spreading in their recent four-part series about the Wendigo being a front for the Consortium.
