ERATO (Muse of Erotic Poetry): Please support our sponsors, especially Alkonost Luxury Coaches--"Travel Like Royalty." We're back broadcasting live from the Wendigo Residence Inn, with our guests, Van and Daji Thomas, proprietors of the resort "Where Gods Stay and Play." Before the break, Van was saying that he had no foreknowledge that he'd inherited this legendary inn from his grandparents. He just thought it was a house in California's Central Valley. Daji realized he didn't have any idea about his inheritance, and she attempted to make him see the light. Which she finally did. Van, do you want to tell us how that came about?
VAN: It was three months in, and this pirate-looking bearded sailor, who turned out to be Poseidon, and then Odin, Loki, and Thor, and finally Sun Wukong showed up. As well, Athena came in with an owl. Daji kept dropping hints--
DAJI: I thought I was going to have to make a video and show it to you.
VAN: How long was the video?
