ERATO (Muse of Erotic Poetry): Thank you to our legendary sponsors: Dragon Breath Spray for Pest Control, Alkonost Luxury Coaches, and InfiniGlue, among many others. Even in the mystical world, you need sponsors to keep you afloat! We're back broadcasting LIVE from the Celestial Cafe at the Wendigo Residence Inn, where we're chatting with Van and Daji Thomas, the proprietors of this luxury resort for the gods. So, Van and Daji, you seem open to launching your own podcast from the inn. We'd be happy to help.
THALIA (Muse of Comedy): We'll set you up with viewer jokes.
VAN: I was thinking more of a spotlight on lifestyle and events happening at the Wendigo. Some we can't discuss because they're private, but a few are well-known, like the recent M.O.S.A.I.C. annual meeting and also the Hades-Persephone wedding.
DAJI: We can have some humor and fun, though. We have fun here at the Wendigo--when we're not dealing with murderous Mothmen--
VAN: Lustful Lamashtu--
