"And you're telling me this because...?" Alice waved her hand, gesturing for him to keep going.
"It's because your hammer is an ego weapon."
Alice blinked once and then twice, unimpressed but she figured that was not the reaction Leo was hoping for so she faked a gasp,
"Oh my! My lovely hammer is an ego weapon?" She gasped once more. "I'm so shocked. Who would've known?"
"Okay, stop. Stop. You can stop putting in effort."
"Thank you." Alice said in hard relief.
"But aren't you shocked that your weapon is in the category that thinks for itself?"
"Hm, let me ask you something," Alice said, taking a step towards him. "Can I talk with my weapon? Maybe, like, hold a conversation about our favorite meat to slice?"
"Well, it can't communicate after you've made your bond or if it was a reward,"
