Eldon wished he'd chosen a different phrasing to that statement. That wording made Eldon feel like an idiot.
"Ouch!" Mandy cursed. "Watch where you're going!"
"Sorry. It's so dark in here, all I can see is my brother." Brock apologized.
The lights came back on, and Eldon had to squint in the sudden brilliance. They were all still staring at him.
"I'm not a piece of meat," Eldon groused. "You can stop staring at me now."
"At least we're not talking about your beautiful cock," Shlee laughed, then slapped her hand over her mouth. She stormed to the front of the car, stomping with each step. "I can't wait to get out of this car where my thoughts can be my own! You all are going to think I'm some cock crazed slut, when it's just been a few days since anyone has touched me like that. I—" She slapped her hands over her mouth again, and the rest was too muffled to hear.
Eldon felt bad, but he was relieved that the attention was taken off him for a moment.