Inside the blue sports car.
"Hikigaya-kun, are you looking down on an old virgin like me?"
Haruno smiled sweetly, but her body was already in motion—like an excited little cat—crawling from the driver's seat toward Hikigaya in the passenger seat.
"!!"
Watching Haruno creep toward him like some kind of 'aberrant species,' Hikigaya's expression shifted. His eyelid twitched several times as he quickly turned to try and open the car door.
Unfortunately…
Haruno, as the driver, had already locked the doors.
The passenger-side door wasn't going to open.
Haruno kept advancing.
Hikigaya was drenched in sweat, continuously trying to hold her back with his hands.
"W-Wait, wait, Haruno-san, it's too cramped in here! Don't come over, don't—"
"Oh? Trying to resist? Now I have to do it!"
"Haruno-san! Haruno-san! Haruno-san—!!"
In the end…
No matter how much Hikigaya resisted, Haruno still managed to squeeze into the passenger seat.
Hikigaya had to sigh once again.
The strength of women is a mystery.
He had done his best, yet Haruno still got her way.
"Oh, don't stop now! Weren't you acting all tough just a moment ago, Hikigaya-kun~?"
Sitting right on Hikigaya's lap, Haruno grinned smugly.
Damn!
This woman…
To be fair…
She was definitely attractive.
Unfortunately, she was also a rose full of thorns.
A full-blown demon queen.
Trying his best to avoid looking at her… assets, Hikigaya sighed.
"Haruno-san, I apologize. Just now… that was my fault. Please, have mercy."
"Have mercy?"
Leaning back against Hikigaya's chest, Haruno tilted her head slightly.
"Hehe, but you weren't saying that earlier, were you? Didn't you just say you wanted to have a go at your dear big sis? Well then, big sis is here! Go ahead, you can start anytime~"
Hikigaya was flustered.
"Haruno-san, I'm sorry, I… I can't betray Yukinoshita! J-Just now, I was only joking! Please, Haruno-san…"
"Nope, not gonna happen."
Seeing the panicked look on the boy's face, Haruno's mood improved significantly. She smiled teasingly.
"A man should take responsibility for his words. Since you said it, you need to take responsibility… for me! If you won't make a move, then big sis will~"
With that…
Their faces got closer and closer, lips nearly touching.
Haruno's heartbeat quickened, her excitement rising.
As for Hikigaya…
He was equally tense.
This is my girlfriend's sister! Her actual blood-related sister!
If my girlfriend finds out, she'll murder me!!!
"I-I really can't, Haruno-san! Please… please stop! I, uh… I really need to go to the bathroom right now! If you don't let me go, I'll… I'll turn your precious car into my personal restroom!"
"Huh?!?"
Haruno immediately froze mid-motion, mere centimeters away from Hikigaya's lips.
"What did you just say? You need to go to the bathroom?"
"Yes!"
Seeing Haruno's tense expression, Hikigaya took a deep breath.
"I can't hold it anymore! I have to go now! If you don't let me out, I won't be responsible for the consequences!"
"You… You're lying. How could you suddenly need to go?"
Clearly, Haruno wasn't buying it.
"First, I spent so much time taking care of Isshiki earlier that I never got a chance to use the restroom. Second… well, today, Haruno-san, you look absolutely stunning. Sitting on my lap like this… I just… I don't know, I suddenly really need to go."
"Huh? I look… stunning?"
Something stirred inside Haruno, an emotion she couldn't quite place.
"So, can you unlock the door? I… I really need to go!"
"Ehhh…"
Looking at the suffering expression on the boy's face, Haruno licked her dry lips.
A few minutes later…
Haruno finally let Hikigaya go.
And after he left…
Sitting in the passenger seat, Haruno instinctively pressed her thighs together.
"…Don't talk about you needing to go. If anything, right now, I… ugh."
Haruno took a few deep breaths.
"Phew… Calm down, calm down. This is a crucial moment. I have to endure… endure just a bit longer. The longer I wait, the sweeter it'll taste…"
Like fine wine—the older, the richer the flavor.
"Good thing my period came today. Otherwise… ugh, if I had gone through with it just now, who knows what would've happened between me and Hikigaya-kun… sigh..."
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After parting ways with Haruno…
Hikigaya finally felt like he could breathe again.
But.
Just because he could relax now didn't mean he could relax forever.
Next time he saw her, who knew what kind of torment that woman would put him through?
Man, if only I never had to see her again…
Hikigaya sighed inwardly.
Returning home…
As usual, his little sister, Komachi, greeted him with a homemade meal.
So cute.
Hikigaya sighed in admiration.
After dinner…
He headed out for his usual workout at the park.
Tonight, at least, he wouldn't have to worry about running into Yuigahama's mom or the Yuigahama girls.
After their intense workout yesterday, they were probably sore all over. There was no way they'd be able to handle another run today.
Which meant…
Hikigaya could train in peace tonight, free from distractions.
Or so he thought.
"Hikigaya-kun~~~"
Just as he neared the park, a sultry voice called out from behind him.
What a seductive voice…
Wait. That voice…
Hikigaya turned his head. His expression instantly changed.
"Sawamura-san?! And… Eriri?!"
A woman wearing a baseball cap.
A pair of long, bare legs under very short workout shorts.
Both mother and daughter were dressed in light, athletic wear.
"Hikigaya-kun, shall we train together?"
At this moment, Sayuri approached with a playful smile.
"Uh…"
Hikigaya's heart sank. But he had no choice but to nod stiffly.
"…Sure."
"Neither Eriri nor I really know how to train, so we'll be counting on you from now on, Hikigaya-kun~"
That alluring smile sent cold sweat dripping down Hikigaya's back. Once again, he caved.
"N-No… problem."
Sayuri smiled again, then leaned in and whispered while Eriri wasn't looking.
"Hikigaya-kun, you were so unfair yesterday. Whatever you did for your Yuigahama-auntie… I want it too~" She giggled. "Just so you know, I'm much better than her at that."
"?!"
Hikigaya shuddered as he caught the mischievous glint in Sayuri's eyes.
He had just barely escaped Haruno's clutches… and now a new crisis was here.
Sawamura-auntie, please don't mess with me!
Compared to the gentle Yuigahama-mama and the teasing Haruno…
This seductive, forward Sayuri-mama was way more dangerous!
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