A camera is turned on and the first thing seen is a lake in front of a rather shabby wooden dock. Trees, rocks, and some other bits of nature were seen as the only sounds that were heard were the sounds coming from within said natural environment. That was until…
"Yo!" Coming up in front of the camera was a handsome man in his late twenties. He has well done black hair, black eyes, stubble on his face, and wearing necklace with a small fancy looking shell on it. He wore a dark blue short sleeved jacket shirt with a white longed sleeved shirt underneath. He also had stylish jeans and blue and white shoes.
"We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean." The man introduced himself as well as the location he was at to the camera. "Dropping season one of the hottest new Reality Show on television, right now!"
Chris then proceeded to walk down the dock he was on and explain how things were gonna go down on this show. "Here's the deal, 24 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good."
Chris was now seen walking up to a camp fire site with two rows of six stumps were set up, and of course a fire put. There was even a metal barrel set up there. "Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." Chris ate a marshmallow that was skewed to a stick before looking at the camera again. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food! And…each other!"
Multiple shots them showed small cameras set up practically all over the island from a bird's nest, to a gopher hole, and a tiki statue. "Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp." The camera was then back to Chris as he showed off his perfect white smile. "Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on...Total Drama Island!"
The camera zoomed out with every word Chris said in order to show off nearly the entire island. There were two old cabins, a run-down mess hall, a dirty looking communal bathroom area, a large forest, and a giant cliff and a rather stinky looking beach.
The camera zoomed back onto Chris who put his hands on his hips and got the ball rolling again. "But first, we can't have a summer camp without campers. So, it's time to meet our first 11 campers." Chris informed the audience, his grin never leaving his face. "We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T. , that's probably why."
Just then a boat pulled up to the dock and coming out of it with a bag of luggage was a rather short girl with brown hair in a side pony tail. She wore a long green shirt that was tied on the side of it along with tight pink pants and white shoes. She also had braces and thick glasses. "Beth, what's up?" Chris introduced the girl now known as Beth.
Beth quickly ran up to Chris with a big smile on her face and hugged him, catching the host of the show off guard. "It's so incredulous to meet you!" Beth enthusiastically said to Chris before looking at him with a raised brow. "Wow, you're much shorter in real life."
"Uh…thanks." Chris slowly said as Beth waved to the camera. Another boat soon pulled up to the dock and from this one came a tall and bulky looking dude wearing a white cap, a dark green shirt with white highlights on the neck, sleeve, and waistline with the shirt having an orange D on the center of it as well as short jeans and sandals. He also had a beard and black eyes. "DJ!"
"Yo, Chris Mclean. How's it going?" DJ said to the host as he walked up to him, set his bags down, and shared a high five with him. DJ then looked around the area they were at and grew confused. "Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?"
"Yo, dawg, this is it." Chris confirmed as DJ picked up his two bags again. "Camp Wawanakwa."
DJ hummed a bit as he walked to the end of the dock where Beth and her luggage were. "Looked a lot different on the application form."
Another boat came up to the dock and from this one was a girl that could be described by one word. Goth. She wore a black shirt that exposed a small bit of her belly as well as lacking a neck area with blue and green sleeves. She wore a black and midnight blue skirt with long black boots and dark gray stockings that went all the way up her head. She had black eyes, teal lipstick and black hair with teal streaks. "Hey, Gwen." Chris introduced as the goth girl walked up to him carrying a bag and backpack.
"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen asked in a far from happy tone.
"No, you're staying here." Chris informed her before pointing his thumb over his shoulder. "My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way."
"I did not sign up for this." Gwen claimed while glaring at Chris.
"Actually, you did." Chris stated while pulling out a contract Gwen signed to be here. The Goth girl proceeded to grabbed the papers from Chris, rip them, and throw them in the water before smirking at the host. However, Chris smirked back before pulling out even more papers. "The great thing about lawyers is, they make lots of copies."
Gwen glared at Chris again before stating. "I am not staying here."
"Cool." Chris simply shrugged as he pointed to the boat Gwen was on. "I hope you can swim though, because your ride just left."
Gwen looked and saw the boat that took her here leaving, and honking to add insult to injury. "Jerk!" Gwen told Chris before going over to where Beth and DJ were.
Party music was heard as everyone looked to see the next boat coming with this one containing a boy wearing a pink vest that showed off his chest, showing he had an impressive eight pack, along with a cowboy hat with some blond hair coming out of it, a bead neck, short blue jeans, and sandals. When the boat reached the dock, the teen jumped off the boat with his suitcase being thrown on the dock. He gave the boat a thumbs up as it drove off before walking over the host of the show with his suitcase. "Chris Mclean!" He said with a hyped-up tone as he and Chris fist bumped. "Sup man! It's an honor to meet you, man!"
"The Geoff-Ster." Chris introduced the cowboy hat wearing partier. "Welcome to the island, man."
"Thanks man." Geoff said before walking over to where the first three campers were.
"They say man one more time, I'm gonna puke." Gwen complained, already feeling irritated by Geoff.
The fifth boat of the day pulled up and from it came a beautiful looking girl with a super model-like body. She had long blond hair with a blue bandana around her head. She wore a red top under a brown sleeveless shirt with some of her belly exposed, a short orange skirt and brown feel boots with stars on them. "Everybody, this is Lindsay." Chris introduced as everyone got a good look at the super-model-like teenage girl. Chris then looked right into the camera and said. "Not too shabby."
"Hiiiiiii!" Lindsay said to Chris with a peppy voice. She then put a finger to her chin as she looked at the host. "Okay, you look so familiar."
"I'm Chris Mclain." Chris introduced himself with his trademarked grin. All Lindsay did however was tilt her head in confusion causing the host to elaborate. "The host, of the show."
"Oh, that's where I know you from." Lindsay realized before heading over to the other end of the dock where her fellow campers were.
"Uh…yeah." Chris said as once again, Lindsay's personality was quickly revealed to everyone. She a dumb beautiful blond girl. Another boat came up and a few of the campers flinched as the 6th camper came onto the dock. She had a menacing vibe to her. She had long light black hair, and gray eyes. She had a dull red shoulder less top with straps going around her neck, short-shorts and black open toed high tops. "Heather."
Heather walked forward, a scowl on her face as Beth walked up to her. "Hi!" Beth greeted, a little bit of spit coming from her mouth causing Heather to recoil in disgust. "Looks like we're your new friends, for the rest of the next 8 weeks!"
Before any words could be said, punk rock music was heard as everyone looked to see another boat coming up. An amp that proceeded the music was on it and, with their right foot on top of it, the next camper could be seen standing behind it. He certainly had a look that fit the music playing. He had black low-cut hair with the top of his head being in the style of a mohawk that was dyed green. He had a unibrow and blue eyes with piercings on his face, nose, and ears. He had a small black beard and wore a spike collar, a black shirt with a skull on the center and bone white sleeves and highlight around the waist. He also had blue jeans and red and white sneakers.
When the boat came up to the dock, the punk threw a bag containing his things onto the dock before jumping onto it and having a rather angry look on his face as he approached Chris. "Duncan! Dude." Chris introduced the punk as Duncan approached the host while raising a fist.
"I don't like, surprises." Duncan said to Chris in a threatening tone.
"Yeah, your parole officer warned be about that, man." Chris said, not at all intimidated by Duncan, as he crossed his arms. "He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you returned to juvie."
Duncan took a long breath through his nose before simply accepting the face he was here. "Okay, then." Duncan then took his bag and walked towards the end of the dock while eying Heather a bit. "Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous."
"Drop dead, you skeez." Heather told Duncan in a rude and condescending tone. Heather then started walking towards the end of the dock while saying. "I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here!"
Chris's only response was to grin before pulling out another contract. The honking of another boat got everyones attention. Everyone watched the camper this boat was bringing was not riding it, but rather using it to water ski. He had a red track suit, a red and white headband, brown hair and eyes, and basketball shoes. "Ladies and gentleman! Tyler!" Chris introduced the water-skiing camper. Tyler waved but this ended up causing him to lose his grip on the handle of the rope and for him to flip through the water at high speeds, hit the dock, and crash right into the pile of luggage with one bag splashing into the lake.
Everyone winced at Tylers wipeout with Heather was the only one to get splashed by the water causing her to look down at her footwear. "Uhgg, my shoes!" Heather yelled as water dripped off her body.
"Wicked wipeout, man!" Chris yelled to Tyler whose fist rose up from the luggage pile and gave a thumbs up. DJ and Geoff grinned at each other and also gave thumbs up while Gwen rolled her eyes.
Chris chuckled a little before he heard loud breathing behind him. The host turned around to see the next camper behind him. He was a rather skinny ginger with a few beard hairs and glasses over green eyes. He wore a blue shirt that had a picture of a burger on it and bright green highlights on the sleeves and neck area. He also seemed to have a light red long sleeved shirt underneath. He had dark green pants and white shoes with blue and green strips and was carrying a keyboard and suitcase.
"Welcome to camp, Harold." Chris greeted the skinny teen. Harold didn't respond at first and simply looked around the area a little bit.
"What's he looking at?" Beth asked.
Harold then looked back to Chris and asked. "So, you mean this show is at a yucky summer camp and not on some big stage or something?"
"You got it." Chris nodded.
Harold was silent for a second or two before pumping a fist. "Yes!" Harold seemed to be rather happy about that. "That is so much more favorable to my skills."
Chris shuddered a bit as Harold walked over to his fellow campers before another boat came and dropped up the next camper. "Contestant number ten is Trent." Chris introduced a boy carrying a guitar case and wearing a backpack. He had black hair and green eyes and wore a light green shirt with a black hand print in the middle with came sleeves. He also had black pants and green shoes with dark green stripes.
"Hey, good to meet you man." Trent said to Chris with as the two fist bumped each other two times. "Saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work, man."
"Hey, thanks man." Chris said to Trent as he went to go meet up with his fellow campers. "I knew I rocked that show!"
"I saw that." Beth said, knowing what Trent was referring to. "One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. So they got an immunity that week."
"Luccckyy." Harold said as he looked to Beth. "I hope I get dropped on my head."
"Me too!" Lindsay spoke up with a smile.
"So, this is it…" Trent said as he looked over the camp and 9 other campers, with Harold sticking his finger in his nose. "Aaaaaaall righty, then." Trent then stood himself next to Gwen and gave her a grin. Gwen scowled and looked away at fist but when Trent looked forward, the goth girl found herself smiling and peaking at the boy next to her.
Everyone then watched as the 11th boat of the day came by. On this one was a girl with light blond hair tied up in a long point tail and green eyes. She wore a light blue hoodie that showed off a small bit of her stomach and jeans that went halfway down her knees. She was also carrying a surfboard.
The boat stopped at the dock allowing for the light blond to grab her bag and step onto the dock and approach Chris. "Hey, whats up?" She asked the host with a calm smile on her face.
"All right, our surfer chick, Bridgette, is here." Chris introduced the surfer girl in front of him, with Geoff in particular smiling quite a bit at her arrival.
Duncan his eyes and snorted as he looked a Bridgette. "Nice board." The delinquent said sarcastically. "This ain't Malibu, honey."
"I thought we were gonna be on a beach." Bridgette explained her reasons for bringing the board with her.
"We are!" Chris gestured his hand to the surrounding beach. Everyone looked to see that the beach of the camp was littered with trash as a seagull caught in trash as dragged away by the tide of the lake.
Bridgette sighed at the absolute poor quality of the beach. "Great." The suffer girl sarcastically said.
"All right! That makes-" But before Chris was finished, he was accidentally hit on the head by Bridgette's surfboard as the light blond walked over to the other ten campers. "Owwww, darn it! That hurt!"
"Hey guys." Bridgette greeted her fellow campers.
"Hey!" Geoff grinned as he was quick to introduce himself to her. "I'm Geoff!"
"What's up." Bridgette asked as she turned to Geoff causing a few of the campers to have to duck to avoid being hit by her board like Chris just was.
"Dang!" Harold said as he narrowly avoided the board. "Watch the board, man."
"Hi! I'm Beth!" Beth introduced herself to the surfer girl with a wave and bright smile.
"Hey." Bridgette said to Beth while turning to the shorter girl causing everyone to duck to avoid being hit by the surfboard again.
"Okay, we've all met surfer girl." Heather rolled her eyes as she finished wringing out her hair. "Can we get on with the show, please?"
"Looks like someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning." Duncan joked while smirking at Heather.
"Get bent." Heather glared at the delinquent.
Chris rubbed the spot of his head where he was hit before introducing camper number 12. "Our… next camper is-"
"Hello."
"AAAAHHH!" Chris, most of the campers, jumped as the voice that suddenly came out of nowhere. Looking to the source, they saw that a girl had suddenly appeared, seemingly out of nowhere, with not even the boat that supposedly transported her anywhere to be seen. This girl had pale skin and long light blond hair with side bands that went down to a little above her shoulders, a lighter shade then Bridgette's, with teal eyes and light amount of dark purple lipstick. She wore a dark green sweater with the collar of a light blue undershirt being seen through the neck hole, a light black skirt, skin tight purple pants, and black shoes. "Ok, how'd you get here?"
"The boat dropped me off." The girl answered, her tone sweet and friendly. However, a mysterious vibe could be sensed coming from her that gave a few of the camper's goosebumps. "Didn't you see it?"
"No, obviously not." Chris said before shaking off the scare this girl gave him. "Ok, first of all, never sneak up on me like that again. Second of all, everyone this is Dawn."
"Hello everyone." Dawn said as she walked up to the first 11 campers with a calm smile on her face. "It's very nice to meet all of you."
"Its nice to meet you to." Bridgette said as she walked up to Dawn and shook the shorter girl's hand. "My names-"
"Bridgette." Dawn finished for the surfer girl surprising her and everyone watching a bit. "You have a lovely yellow aura around you. It's nice to meet another nature lover."
"Oh, uh, y-yeah." Bridgette stuttered a bit as she removed her hand from Dawn. "How did you know that?"
"Its all over your aura." Dawn said as she gave Bridgette a small but sweet smile. "Along with your hatred of violence, love of water, and refusal to hold a grudge." Brigette didn't say anything and simply backed away from Dawn slowly, a creeped out look on her face along with the other campers and Chris.
"Ok, is it just me or is this girl really creepy?" Gwen whispered to the campers around her with them slowly nodded in response as Dawn set down a case of luggage and stood with her fellow campers, the ones she stood next to slowly taking a step away from her.
"Oooooook then." Chris said with an uncomfortable look on his face before he turned back to the lake and saw another boat coming in. Chris's toothy smile came back, especially since he both heard and saw the boat coming in this time. "Camper number 13 is Noah."
Stepping onto the dock was a skinny boy with slightly dark skin, with brown hair and brown eyes. He wore a red sweater vest over a collared short sleeved shirt with a white long-sleeved shirt underneath. He had olive green jeans and shoes with darker green and white strips. "You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?" Noah asked as he walked forward.
"I'm sure someone did." Chris told Noah while pointing two fingers at him.
"Good. Is this where we're staying?" Noah asked while pointing to the crappy campsite, his tone very snidey.
"No, it's your mother's house." Duncan told Noah while cracking his fist, already eager to go to town on this obvious nerd. "And we're throwing a party."
"Cute. Nice piercings original." Noah said sarcastically, not at all threatened by Duncan. "Do them yourself?"
"Yeah!" Duncan ten harshly grabbed Noah's lip and pulled out a needle. "You want one?"
"Uh no thanks. Can I have my lip back please?" Noah asked, still not threatened by Duncan. Duncan did in fact let go of Noah's lip with the 13th camper's expression unchanging. "Thanks."
"What's up, ya'll?" A loud voice got everyones attention as they looked to the next boat and saw the next camper coming to them. Harold gasped as they all saw a black girl with a beige shirt with a kumquat pattern across the chest area. Her black hair was in a thick and big pony tail and she had hoop earrings, jeans, and brown flats. She also seemed to have a rather bountiful upper and lower area if you know what I mean. "Leshawna's in the house."
The camper known as Leshawna stepped onto the dock and walking over to her fellow campers, while also sharing a high five with both Chris. "How's it going? Feel free to quit now, save yourself the trouble cause I came to win." Leshawna said confidently before walking up to DJ and high fiving him as well. "Oh, what's up my brother, give me some sugar, baby!"
Harold then popped up next to Leshawna and looked her over a bit. "I've never seen a girl like you in real life before." The ginger said to the black girl.
"Excuse me?" Leshawna asked with her hands on her hips.
"You're real big." Harold said while spreading his arms apart from each other for emphasize. "And loud."
"What did you say to me? Oh, no you didn't!" Leshawna then stomped up to Harold while glaring at him, ready to tear this white boy a new one. "You have not see anything yet! I'll show you big, baby!" DJ, Bridgette, and Dawn were quick to hold Leshawna back as the ginger got into a kung-fu-like position. "Oh yeah, you want some of this? Well, come on then!"
"All right, campers! Settle down." Chris scolded the teens causing them to back up a little. Leshawna finally let up and stopped trying to attack Harold with said teenage boy smiling sheepishly at the black girl.
Once the conflict was snuffed out, another boat came up to the dock and dropped off not one, but two girls. They were both dressed the same with black and white stripped tops, pink short-shorts, pink shoes, and even had the same style with their black hair being in pigtails. They both even had black eyes and wore the same pink lipstick. But despite the same cloths, their body types were completely different. The girl to the right was white and rather pudgy in all areas of her body while the girl on the right was black and skinny.
"Ladies! Sadie, Katie." Chris introduced with the white girl being Sadie and the black one being Katie. "Welcome to your new home for eight weeks."
"Oh my gosh, Sadie look!" Katie said in an excited and peppy tone as she looked around the area. "It's a summer camp."
"Okay! I always wanted to go to summer camp." Sadie said with the exact same excited and peppy tone as Katie. "Eeeh!"
"Wow." Dawn said as she looked over the two girls as they approached her and the other campers. "Their auras are practically identical."
Almost instantly, another boat came by and dropped off a boy wearing a dull green hoodie, a blue winter hat, blue jeans, and shoes that matched his hoodie. He had gray eyes and had brown hair that went down to his neck along with a few beard hairs. "Ezekial!" Chris introduced the newest camper. "What's up, man?"
Ezekial didn't answer at first and simply looked up at the sky before pointing. "I think I see a bird." Ezekial said, thinking Chris's question was literal, with him speaking in a thick Canadian accent.
Trent and a few others laughed as Chris put a hand on Ezekial's shoulder. "Okay, look dude. I know you don't get out much, been home schooled your whole life, raised by freaking prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early. Okay." Chris told the home-schooled boy before pushing him over to the campers.
"Yes sir." Ezekial said as he headed over to his fellow campers.
"That's just…wow." Gwen couldn't help but chuckle a bit at the whole situation with Ezekial.
The next person to arrive at camp was a boy with brown hair, blue eyes, and had a bit of a chipped tooth. He had a beige shirt with darker sleeves, waist, and neck with a red and blue horizontal stripe around the center and also had blue jeans and green shoes with cream colored bottoms. "Cody! The coaster, the Code Meister!" Chris hyped up this camper as he and Cody shared a high five.
"Dude psyched to be here, man." Cody said before strutting over to his fellow campers, specifically the female campers. "I see the ladies have already arrived. All right." Cody then walked past a few of the girls and then went back to them, specifically Leshawna, and was about to say something before Leshawna put a finger over Cody's lip.
"Save it short stuff." Leshawna told Cody with a smirk with the brown-haired boy backing away quickly.
Next up, landing on the dock with a loud thud, was a rather bulky girl with a mole on her face, hazel eyes, and her black hair in a pony tail. She wore a blue sleeveless top with dark blue gym shorts along with gym socks with two horizontal strips near the top with one blue and the other dark blue and dark blue sneakers with white bottoms. "Eva. Nice." Chris said, revealing the girls name as she walked towards her fellow campers with a permanent scowl on her face. "Glad you can make it."
As she approached the campers, Cody held his hand out for a high five only for Eva to drop her bag on his feet. "Ow!" Cody yelped as he held his now aching foot while hopping on the other. "What's in there? Dumbbells?"
"Yes." Eva simply said.
Most of the campers looked nervously at Eva with Duncan looking up to DJ saying, "She's all yours, man."
DJ gave an uncomfortable look in response before he felt a hand on his shoulder. DJ jumped a little and looked to see Dawn was now suddenly behind him. "She's not really the romantic type." Dawn told the tall boy with him nodding nervously.
"Wooohoooo!" A loud cheer got everyones attention next as they looked to see that the next one to arrive at the camp was a rather large boy with black eyes and blond hair wearing a white t-shirt with a blue maple leaf on it, moss green jeans, and white and yellow shoes. "Chris! What's happening? Hahahaha! This is awesome! Wooohooo!"
"Owen!" Chris revealed the name of the large camper, sharing the big guys enthusiasm. "Welcome!"
Owen quickly took Chris into a large bear hug, a cracking sound even being heard, with the host of the show wincing in response. "Awesome to be here, man!" Owen said, his enthusiasm not lowering one bit. "Yeah! Man, this is just so..."
"Awesome?" Gwen finished for Owen with her arms crossed.
"Yes! Awesome! Wooooo!" Owen cheered before looking at Gwen. "Are you going to be on my team?"
"Oh I sure hope so." Gwen said sarcastically while twirling a finger around.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Owen cheered loudly once again.
Dawn giggled a bit at Owens behavior before commenting. "You have a very vibrate and positive aura Owen."
"Aw thanks." Owen said to Dawn with a large smile on his face. But Owen's face became confused as he asked, "What's an aura?"
Before Dawn could answer, Chris cleared his throat and directed Owen's attention to him. "You about finished?" Chris asked, wanting to be put down right about now.
Owen proceeded to do just that and let go of the host. "Sorry dude." The big guy apologized, his smile never leaving his face. "I'm just so psyched!"
"Cool." Chris said after straightening up his cloths. The host then directed his attention to the next boat coming. "And here comes Courtney."
Now arriving was a girl with light brown skin with brown hair that went a little past her neck and black eyes. She wore a gray top over a beige shirt along with skin tight green pants and dark brown open toed shoes. Chris took Courtney's hand and helped her off the boat. "Thank you." Courtney said to Chris before walking over to her fellow campers. "Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all."
"How's it going?" Owen took Courtney's hand and started to rapidly shake it. "I'm Owen."
"Nice to meet you Oooooooh, woooow…" Courtney, and all the other constants, attention was brought to the camper they saw coming next to Wawanakwa. On the boat was a boy that could only be described in one way. Completely handsome. His skin was perfectly tanned, he had a fit and well-maintained body, flawless black hair, and crystal blue eyes. He wore a dark green shirt and worn out jeans and dark green sandals.
Everyone had their eyes on this handsome teen with the girls, and even most of the guys, being amazed at how handsome he was. And when he showed off a perfect white smile, some of the girls fainted. The only ones who didn't seem to be affected by his good looks were DJ and Dawn.
"This is Justin." Chris introduced the handsome teen as he stepped onto the dock. The host shared a fist bump with Justin as he said. " Welcome to Total Drama Island."
"Thanks, Chris." Justin said before looking around the area he was at. "This is great."
"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks." Chris informed Justin as he walked over to meet his fellow campers.
"I can deal with that." Justin shrugged, not offended by that in the least.
As Justin approached his fellow campers, Owen came up to him and pointed at Justin's jeans. "I like your pants." The big teenager complimented with a giant smile on his face.
"Thanks man." Justin said to Owen as the handsome teen kept walking, almost everyones eyes still on him.
"Cause they look like they're all worn out." Owen chuckled as he continued to stare at Justins bu-jeans. "Did you buy them like that?"
"Uh, no." Justin shook his head in response. "Just had them for a while."
"Oh…cool." Owen said awkwardly before slapping his forehead. "Stupid!"
"Hey everyone!" Chris got everyones attention as he started to introduce the 23rd camper to the island. "Izzy!"
Everyone watched as another boat came by with the girl standing on it having orange hair, orange lipstick, and green eyes. She had a grass green top that completely exposed her belly as well as a bracelet on her right wrist. He had green shorts with light green skirt tied around her waist. "Hi, Chris!" Izzy waved to the host as she walked forward. "Hiiiii! Whoa!" However, Izzy ended up tripping right off the boat and ended up hitting the bottom half of her jaw against the dock.
"Oooooh!" Tyler winced before laughing. "That was bad."
"Guys!" Courtney yelled as she quickly ran to the other end of the dock to help Izzy. "She can be seriously hurt!" Courtney grabbed Izzy's hand and helped the orange haired girl get onto the dock. Izzy then proceeded to shake all the water off her in a similar manner to a dog.
"That felt sooo…Good!" Izzy was back on her feet quickly and didn't seem be in any pain as she spoke with a hyper active voice. "Except for hitting my chin. This is summer camp? That is so cool. Do you have paper Mache here? Are we eating lunch soon?"
"That is a good call!" Owen responded to the last thing Izzy said.
"Ok campers, before the last guy arrives, I should mention a little something about him." Chris informed everyone and getting all eyes on him. "He's a bit of a special case."
"What does he have three eyes or something?" Owen asked with curiosity in his voice.
"…No." Chris shook his head as some of the campers shot Owen weird looks. "As I was saying, he's a bit of a special case. While this show is obviously in Canada along with all of you originating from said country, the producers thought it was a good idea to open a spot to our neighboring country down south. The good ole United States of America. So, last but not least, hailing from the United States, Royal Woods Michigan, is Lincoln!"
Everyone then watched as the final boat of the day came by. Its passenger was the American Chris spoke of. Everyone quickly noticed a very defining feature on him. His hair was snow white. It also had a small tuft on the top. He had slightly baggy green eyes with a few freckles on his face. He wore a sleeveless orange shirt with a big horizontal white strip in the middle with a long sleeveless white sweater underneath along with light gray pants and black shoes.
Lincoln jumped off the point carrying two suitcases before walking up to Chris. "Hey man, great to be here." Lincoln said, dropping a suitcase so he could fist bump Chris. "Chris Mclean, right?"
"Right you are my brother." Chris confirmed as Lincoln picked up his suitcase. "How's it feel to be in Canada ay?"
"Pretty cool, only been here once when I was a kid so excited to be here again." Lincoln explained before walking up to his fellow campers. "Hey nice to meet you all, names Lincoln Loud."
"Pfft," Duncan smirked as he pointed at Lincoln's hair. "Nice hair grandpa."
Lincoln quickly deadpanned and rolled his eyes at Duncan. "Nice one Mr. Original." Lincoln sarcastically said, not really feeling insulted by that statement. "Like I haven't that one a million times before."
Duncan glared at Lincoln a bit before DJ walked up to the white haired 16-year-old. "Hey man nice to meet ya." DJ said to Lincoln with a smile as he shook the Americans hand. "Welcome to Canada."
"Hey thanks dude, thanks for the welcome." Lincoln said to DJ before walking to the rest of the campers while holding a hand up to accept high fives to which Geoff, Harold, Trent, Bridgette, and Tyler returned. "Woah!" Suddenly Lincoln was pulled back and was put in a head lock by Owen who proceeded to laugh and lightly noogie Lincolns white hair.
"Nice to meetcha bud!" Owen greeted with his infectious enthusiasm. "My names Owen!"
"Hahahaha, nice to meet you Owen!" Lincoln laughed as he tried to pull away from Owen. "Easy there big guy!"
Owen laughed before finally letting Lincoln go. The two shared a fist bump before Lincoln fixed up his hair. The white head then walked over to the other campers and ultimately stood next to Dawn. Dawn looked to Lincoln with her usual calm smile, but after looking at him for about two seconds she gasped loudly and ended up getting Lincoln's attention. "Something wrong?" The American asked with a raised brow.
"Uuuuum, nope!" Dawn quickly said before she smiled to Lincoln again and held out her hand. "It's really nice to meet you, my names Dawn."
"Really nice to meet you Dawn." Lincoln said as he returned both the handshake and smile. "Let's both do our best here!" Dawn simply nodded at Lincoln before they and everyone else moved their eyes over to Chris.
"First things first. We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock!" Chris told everyone as he pulled out a film camera and climbed up on the boat Lincoln had come on. All the campers did as Chris said and gather up at the other end of the dock and most of them smiled as Chris aimed the camera at them. "Okay! One, two, three… Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap." Chris then removed the lens cap off his camera and aimed it at everyone again. "Okay, hold that pose. One, tw-oh wait, cards full. Hang on."
"Come on, man." Leshawna rolled her eyes at Chris. "My face is starting to freeze. "
"Got it, okay!" Chris then aimed his camera at the 24 campers again. "Everyone say Wawanakwa!"
"WAWANAKWA!" But right as all the campers said this, the dock under them collapse and Chris ended up taking a picture of all of them falling into the water.
"Okay guys." Chris said to his now wet campers. "Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10."
Multiple spots were seen being set up and turned on. After that cameras popped up from every place imaginable before a directors slateboard was clapped.
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
The camera view zoomed past camp, passing by Chris sitting in a directors chair, and going all the way up the cliff before diving down all the water into the water where Owen was seen knocking out a fish with a fart.
You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see
I wanna be famous!
The fish was knocked out and floated up to the surface where Geoff and Bridgette were seen looking into each other's eyes while floating on a surfboard together. But the two cringed as they smelled Owens fart as an eagle flew down and grabbed the knocked-out fish.
DJ was then seen in the woods smiling with a bunch of cute and cuddly animals hanging out with them. That is until the eagle dropped the fish in front of DJ causing the animals to attack him and runaway panicking with Duncan laughing at the scene and Courtney looking at him with disapproval.
The running DJ then ended up passing by and surprising Lincoln as well as Dawn with the former painting the latter on a canvas with the latter hanging upside down from a tree branch with a bunch of birds perched on her arms.
I wanna live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Leshawna and Heather were no seen sissy fighting on a raft that ended up going down a waterfall. All the while Harold was practicing his mad skills on a cracked logged before Izzy crashed into him while swinging on a vine. The two ended up slamming into an out house and knocking Lindsay out of it while her skirt was down, exposing her panties.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cause I wanna be famous
In the mess whole hall, a buff looking chef was seen stirring a pot of who knows what with his bare heads with a tied up Noah and Ezekial shaking in fear over the 'dish' while Eva was dominating Tyler in an arm wrestling match.
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Outside, Sadie and Katie could be seen starring at a shirtless Justin on the beach as the handsome teen looked at himself with two mirrors. The shot turned to the nearby ocean showing a salmon jumping out of the water getting eating by a shark, and a tentacle pulling a floating seagull into the water.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Beth was then seen on the dock of shame twirling a flaming baton for a bit before throwing it up in the air.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Gwen and Trent could now be seen sitting next to each other by the campfire with Trent holding his guitar. The two leaned close to each other but were stopped by Cody popping up between them before the camera zoomed out and showed the rest of the campers as well as Chris whistling by the campfire.
All the campers were now seen nice and dry all sitting or standing near the campfire site with Chris in front of them. "This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks." Chris begun to explain while gesturing to the crappy camp they were at. "The campers sitting around your will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" The campers all looked to each other when Chris said this with Lincoln turning to Dawn and smiling with Dawn quickly returning the smile and giving Lincoln a small wave. Meanwhile Harold smiled at Duncan with the punk quickly holding up a fist to Harold causing him to flinch. "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"
"Excuse me." Duncan walked up and got Chris's attention. "What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan then pointed to Heather.
Heather flinched in disgust and quickly asked Chris. "They're not co-ed, are they?"
"Noooo." Chris shook his head much to the relief of Heather and multiple girls. "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."
"Excuse me, Kyle." Lindsay spoke up, calling Chris the wrong name. "Can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest?"
"Okay, you are." Chris said causing Lindsay smile only for her to frown at his next words. "But that's not really how it works here and it's Chris."
"I have to live with Sadie or, I'll die." Katie said as she held her best friends' hands tightly.
"And I'll break out in hives" Sadie added. "It's true."
"This cannot be happening." Gwen complained after witnessing everything and everyones words about the situation.
"Awww come on guys!" The ever-happy Owen tried to shine some light on the situation as he pulled both Gwen and Tyler into one armed hugs. "It'll be fun, it's like a big sleepover!"
"At least you don't have to sleep next to him." Tyler whispered to Gwen as he pointed at Duncan who was currently and harshly nooging a deer.
"Hey!" Suddenly the deer was pulled out of Duncan's grasp by none other than Dawn's.
"What the?" Lincoln quickly looked to the spot next to him to see Dawn was sure enough not there. But he could have sworn the light blond girl was standing next to him a second ago.
"You leave this deer alone!" Dawn yelled at Duncan before gently petting the deer on the head. "It's ok friend, now back to your home." Everyone watched as the Deer actually smiled and nodded at Dawn before prancing quickly back into the woods.
Everyone had semi shocked expression as they watched the scene with Duncan being the first to recovered as he simply rolled his eyes and walked back to the rest of the campers. "Here's the deal." Chris said, getting everyones attention back on him. "We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Tyler, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah."
All the called-out campers moved to where Chris pointed. Once they were in place, Chris picked up a green banner. "From this moment on, you are officially known as, the Screaming Gophers." Chris then tossed them the banner which a few of the campers caught and unfolded and revealed a logo of a gopher fiercely screaming on it.
"Yeah!" Owen cheered as he looked at the banner he was helping carry. "I'm a gopher! Woooo!"
"Wait, what about Sadie?" Katie asked, not wanting to be on a different team than her best friend.
"The rest of you over here." Chris directed the remaining 12 campers. "Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Lincoln, Dawn, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. Move, move, move!"
"But Katie's a gopher!" Sadie yelled as she was the only one who wasn't starting to move to where Chris directed. "I have to be a gopher!"
"Sadie, is it?" Courtney came up to Sadie and put a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "Come on, it'll be okay."
"This is so unfair!" Sadie yelled as she walked away with Courtney. "I miss you Katie!"
"I miss you too!" Katie yelled to her best friend from the Gopher side.
Once the remaining 12 campers were together, Chris pulled out a red banner and tossed it over to the other teen. "You guys will officially be known as…the Killer Bass!" Harold and Lincoln both caught the banner and opened it up to show a logo of a fierce looking bass.
"Wooooah!" Lincoln let out as he looked at the logo. "That's so cool!"
"Awesome!" Harold said as he looked at the logo and smiled. "It's like…amazing."
"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." Chris informed everyone of that particular detail. Since they are on a reality show, they should be expected to be watched pretty much 24/7.
CONFESSIONAL – CHRIS
"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want." Chris explained as he sat down in an outhouse with a camera attached to the door with flies buzzing around. "Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."
CONFESSIONAL – GWEN
"Um, okay…" Gwen began before looking right into the camera. "So far this stinks."
CONFESSIONAL – LINDSAY
"Um, I don't get it." Lindsay said while turning around and standing up, her butt right in front of the camera. "Where's the camera guy?"
CONFESSIONAL – LOON
A loon could be seen inside the confessional putting on lipstick before it let out a quack as it saw the camera attached to the door.
CONFESSIONAL – OWEN
"Hey everyone. Check this out." Owen said with a serious tone and face. "I have something very important to say." Owen was silent for a moment…before farting and laughing.
CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN
"Not gonna lie, really nervous about being here." Lincoln admitted as he leaned against the wall of the outhouse. "I mean…somethings happened before coming to camp that…I rather not talk about it right now but hey, I'm in a brand-new place with brand new people so I might as well make the most of it! To my friends and family watching back at Royal Woods, don't worry about me! I'm doing just fine and I plan to win this thing!"
CONFESSIONAL – DAWN
"I can't believe what Lincoln's aura is like." Dawn said with a surprised tone as she sat in the outhouse in lotus position. "It was so…vibrant and crazy! I guess having ten sisters must be pretty hard on him. Maybe I should talk to him when I get the chance. It should do him some good since he's the one people are usually bringing their problems to."
"All right. Any questions?" Chris asked the campers only for them to remain quiet. "Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west."
The two teams quickly headed to their assigned cabins with the boys heading into one half and girls in the other. At the Gopher cabin, Heather was the first girl of the Gophers to reach the girls half of the cabin where she saw sets of bunk beds set up. There was also a wood burning stove, a carper, some drawers, and a few lanterns. "Bunk Beds?" Heather was quick to start complaining. "Isn't that a little…summer camp?"
"That's the idea genius." Gwen rolled her eyes at Heather before bumping past her.
"Shut up, weird goth girl!" Heather quickly glared at Gwen as the goth started unpacking some of her stuff.
Just then Cody came into the girls side of the cavern and walked up to Gwen. "You're so smart." Cody complimented. "I feel that."
"Shouldn't you be on the boy's side?" Gwen asked Cody in a harsh tone. Cody smiled nervously before being literally thrown out of the cabin and landing in front of Trent.
Chris simply smirked at the side before Lindsay stepped out of the cabin and looked to Chris. "Where are the outlets?" The dumb blond asked the host of the show. "I have to plug in my straightening iron."
"There are some in the communal bathrooms." Chris informed her while gesturing his head towards the bathroom area. "Just across the way."
"Communal bathrooms?" Lindsay asked with a confused expression. "But I'm not Catholic."
"Not Communion, Communal." Chris corrected the teenage model.
"It means we shower together." Gwen explained to Lindsay as she sat down on the steps to the cabin. "Idiot."
"AW NO COME ON!" Lindsay wailed her complaints causing Gwen and a few other of the girls to cover their ears due to the volume Lindsay was yelling out.
The guys also heard this as Owen, Noah, and Trent peaked out of their side of the cabin to watch the scene. "I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. Know what I mean?" Owen laughed but only received silence and weird looks from his cabinmates. Owen quickly realized what he said and tried to correct himself. "I mean no! I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks. Hehe, I just don't wanna sleep near them. Atata-uh I mean…"
While Owen was trying to get his cabin mates to not think what he thought they were thinking, Geoff called out to Chris. "Excuse me, Chris? Is there, uh, a chaperone of any kind in this facility here?" The party guy asked the host of the show.
"You're all 16 years old, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp." Chris told all the teenager's around him. "So other than myself. You'll be unsupervised. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge, starting now."
Lincoln and Geoff looked to each other and shared a high five. "Nice!" The two teenage boys said in unison.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
An extremely loud and high-pitched scream was heard from the female side of the Gopher cabin. Many of the campers went over to see what was up and saw it was Lindsay that screamed while the girl standing on a stool, refusing to touch the ground. "Man that white girl can scream." Leshawna commented.
Now why was Lindsay like that one may ask? Because on the floor of the cabin was a big brown cockroach. "What is it?" Lindsay asked in a disgusted and horrified tone. "Kill it, kill it!"
DJ looked down and saw the roach crawling on the floor and let out a loud girlish scream as he jumped onto one of the nearby beds…breaking it. "That…was my bed." Gwen said as she looked at DJ shaking in fear on her now broken bed.
Many of the campers screamed as they either tried to climb up the beds and get away from the roach or try to squish it under their feet. The roach then crawled up to the door where Duncan was seen holding an axe. Duncan lifted the axe up and was about to slice it in half before-
"NO!" Suddenly the roach was pulled out of harms way leaving Duncan to simply hit the wooden floor with the axe. Duncan and everyone rose their eyebrows and then flinched as they saw that the roach had been picked up by Dawn.
"Aaaww, you scared the poor thing half to death." Dawn said as the coach roach was actually shaking and squeaking in her hand. To calm it down, Dawn lightly scratched the bugs back. "Don't worry little one. You're safe now. The big scary man can't hurt you anymore."
"Tch, whatever." Duncan rolled his eyes and simply walked away.
Everyone watched as Dawn went outside and set the cockroach on the ground. "There, you're free now little friend." Dawn told the cockroach which made some clicking-like sounds in response. "Aaaww, thanks. I hope I see you again soon. Bye!"
Everyone then watched as the cockroach quickly crawled away. The other campers all either had confused, surprised, or even slightly disturbed expressions on their faces. "Ok yeah." Gwen nodded as she watched Dawn walk back over to her teams' cabin. "That girl is really creepy.
As Dawn came up to her cabin, Lincoln was seen leaning against the wall. His eyes on Dawn with the white head witnessing everything that had just happened. "Hey that was pretty cool what you just did." Lincoln complimented the shorter girl who looked to Lincoln as he spoke to her. "How'd you do that?"
"Oh, it's nothing really." Dawn said with a sweet but modest tone. "I'm just able to communicate with animals. I can't stand seeing any of them getting hurt, no matter how small."
"Huh…neat." Lincoln simply said before he and Dawn headed into their respective sides of the cabin.
Once the half an hour that Chris gave everyone was over, all the campers were lined up in the mess hall waiting to be served their food. The one serving and cooking the food being a very strong and bulked up man that looked like he should be in the army rather than serving food at a summer camp. This man's name was Chef Hatchet. "Listen up!" Chef yelled to all the teens with a gruff and harsh voice, further showing that he really does belong more with the army. "I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!"
"Excuse me." Beth said as she looked at the rather…questionable food in front of her. "But will we be getting all the major food groups?"
"Yeah, cause I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar." Harold informed Chef whose eye twitched a bit in response.
"YOU'LL GET A WHOLE LOT OF SHUT THE HECK UP!" Chef yelled right into Harold's face.
"Have a cow." Owen joked to Noah who smirked in response.
Unfortunately, Chef seemed to have heard this and glared harshly at the two boys. "What was that?!" Chef yelled, making them flinch. "Come closer fat boy! I didn't hear you!"
"Oh, I didn't really say anything important." Owen quickly said, not wanting to occur this chefs wrath.
"I'm sure you didn't!" Chef yelled at Owen again before looking to Noah. "You! Scrawny kid, give me your plate." Noah yelled his plate out to Chef who proceeded to throw down some extra…meat? On his burger. But suddenly the stuff actually jumped back onto the scooper only for Chef to harshly throw it back onto Noah's plate.
"Yo, what's up girl?" Leshawna said to Eva who was in front of her in line. Eva simply remained silent and walked away causing Leshawna to glare at her. "Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?"
"NEXT!" Chef yelled making Leshawna flinch.
Lindsay and Gwen were next in line with the dumb blond quick to ask questions as she looked over her food. "Excuse me my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like dairy." Lindsay said as Chef caught and crushed a fly in his hand.
"I don't think that's gonna be a problem." Gwen told Lindsay while looking at her own food in disgust. She even saw her 'burger' twitching a bit.
"Cool." Lindsay then took her tray and walked over to the table where the rest of the Gophers were eating.
"Ok, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved." Gwen told Chef who proceeded to slam Gwen's food with a hammer, splattering some of it and him and her. "Right! Okay, then."
A little later, all the campers had their…'food' and were either carefully eating it or picking at it nervously. There were two tables with the Screaming Gophers on one team and the Killer Base on another. While most of the Bass were hesitant to eat their food, Lincoln took it in his hands and bit into it and simply shrugged.
CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN
"Eh, I've had worse." Lincoln admitted with a shrug and unphased look on his face. "Plus, I got a strong stomach after years of my sister Lana's antics. No offense sis but…you really do a lot of completely disgusting stuff."
"I take it you enjoy your food?" Dawn asked while sitting next to Lincoln. Dawn's plate lacked a few things the others had. Mainly thing that looked anything like meat.
"Eh, it's alright." Lincoln casually said with everyone at the table looking at Lincoln in shock at him being able to eat something that seemed so gross.
As everyone was doing whatever with their food, Chris came back in with his usual grin on his face. "Welcome to the Main Lodge!" Chris told everyone.
"Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza?" Geoff asked Chris as he poked at his food. Suddenly a cleaver grazed past Geoff making him and everyone else in the lunchroom flinch as the cleaver stuck into the door frame with Chef glaring at Geoff while holding a large and sharp knife. "Whoa! It's cool G! Brown slop is cool! Hehehe…right guys?"
Almost everyone in the room nervously nodded in agreement as Chris chuckled. "Your first challenge begins, in one hour!" The host told them before walking outside.
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Katie asked DJ in a nervous tone.
"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" DJ shrugged with a calm tone and expression, not too worried.
ONE HOUR LATER
Soon enough, all 24 campers found themselves in their swimsuits, standing near the edge of the island's 1000-foot-high cliff.
"Oh (BLEEP)!"