"Yes. Ah." She pointed dramatically. "Your girl is bleeding. In a stone palace. Surrounded by prehistoric vibes and zero pharmacy aisles."
Bubu floated to the side like she was trying to dodge responsibility. "Well, technically, you did choose this life—"
"Bubu." Her tone darkened.
"Okay okay okay!" Her little screen flared pink like a warning light. "Do you want ancient options? Or do you want me to make a… modified version?"
She paused, arms crossed.
"…Will it be cute?"
"I can give you cloudcore. Moss padding. Subtle runes for leak protection. And scent-enchanted fabric with cherry blossom aura."
Isabella gasped softly. "You mean I can suffer in style?"
Bubu winked. "I only offer suffering with sparkle."
"Bless you." She reached toward the screen like she was thanking a fashion god. "Maybe adapting my mindset isn't so bad after all" Isabella said with a smug smile.