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Chapter 66 -  Nidoking: You Think I Wanted This!?

It was early spring. Snowmelt from the mountains trickled into streams, converging into a vast lake. Water, the essence of life, drew Pokémon from all corners.

A Nidoking lounged lazily in the sun, its massive frame serving as a jungle gym for playful Nidoran♂ and Nidoran♀. Nearby, Oddish buried themselves in the grass, only their curious heads peeking out. A gust of wind carried Hoppip and Jumpluff across the plains, while dozens of Pokémon gathered by the lake, savoring the crisp, snow-fed water.

The scene was serene—a harmonious blend of nature and Pokémon.

[This is breathtaking. Every time I see it, I'm in awe.]

[This is how the world should be—peaceful coexistence.]

[So many new Pokémon! That purple one looks like Godzilla!]

"That's Nidoking, the Drill Pokémon. Poison/Ground-type. Males only," Su Feng explained. "Purple body, white underbelly, and spikes everywhere. They evolve from Nidorino, which in turn evolves from Nidoran♂."

"Nidoking's skin is rock-hard, and its tail can smash steel towers. But don't underestimate its venom—while not as potent as dedicated Poison-types, its sheer volume can easily incapacitate an adult."

"Nidoking are territorial and aggressive, especially during mating season. But unless provoked, they rarely attack humans. Danger rating: 1.5 stars."

Su Feng scanned the area. The Nido herd lacked a Nidoqueen, likely due to the rarity of Moon Stones in the wild.

"On the flip side, we have Nidoran♀—small, mouse-like, and exclusively female. They evolve into Nidorina and then Nidoqueen. Gentle and non-aggressive, their danger rating is also 1.5 stars, with one star attributed to their protective Nidoking mates."

He hesitated before adding, "Fun fact: Nidoqueen can't breed. So Nidoking… uh, rely on Nidoran♀ or compatible egg-group Pokémon."

[Wait, Nidoking can only breed with Nidoran♀!?]

[Loli-con Pokémon!?]

[FBI, open up!]

[Arrest all Nidoking! No exceptions!]

Su Feng awkwardly chuckled. "They're Pokémon, not humans. Let's not impose our morals on them…"

Just then, a pink figure floated toward them—a Jigglypuff!

"What's its name? It's adorable!" Xiao Da cooed.

[So round and bouncy! Perfect for cuddling.]

[Look at those tiny hands and feet! Southern tater tot!]

"Jigglypuff~"

The Jigglypuff, pleased by the attention, cleared its throat and began to sing.

"Jig~ jig-jig-jig-jig~"

Su Feng's eyes widened. "EVERYONE, COVER YOUR EARS!"

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