"So, why the sudden question?" Freyja asked, looking genuinely curious.
"Nothing, I was just thinking about whether I should do something or not," I replied, revealing virtually nothing.
"Do what?"
"Do this." I raised my hand, and suddenly, a large number of stone bricks started to form and place themselves in sequence. With a little assistance from Raphael regarding the structure of the castle—since I'm not an architect—I had completely formed a massive castle on top of the mountain, which looked like some sort of divine castle at first sight, if a Greek sees it, they would say, yupp, That's Olympus, If an Indian sees it, they would say, Yupp that's Swarga..... You know the drill...
Just to confuse humans even further, I had used materials found in space and not on Earth. Modern humans would probably speculate that this castle was built entirely from materials sourced from asteroids.
To make it even worse, I went a bit further and created an entire city like the dwarves of Lord of the Rings inside the mountain the castle stood on. It was a lovely addition, which, to be honest, I thought of doing just at that moment.
When I develop my divinities even further, I'll create a dragon inside the city, guarding a massive treasure, then distribute some treasure maps around the world… Hmmm, maybe I should get Heimdall's eyes before that… watching that happen would be fun…
"Huh… so all that thought was to decide whether you should create this castle, which took you like… seconds to create?" Freyja first looked at the castle with slight shock, then asked me.
"Umm… yes?" I said sheepishly. Foolish girl doesn't know the future, so she has no problem doing anything… maybe this is what they mean by ignorance being bliss…
"Since when did you start thinking before doing something so small?" Freyja asked me with mock surprise.
"I always think before taking any action," I said with conviction.
"You dropped a planetary-destroyer-level attack on your enemies in your first battle, which could have been handled with… I don't know, a fireball? And you say you think before you act…" Freyja said, giving me the eye… you know, the judgmental one.
"That was a tactical genius move. I was showing off Asgard's power instead of just my own. It's called placing your kingdom before yourself. You need to understand that. The reason you can never become a king is because you don't understand that," I said, teasing her.
"Huh? What do you mean I can never become a king?" Freyja asked me, annoyed.
"You could, at best, just be a Queen. You lack the essentials required for being a king," I said sagely.
Freyja looked at me with a deadpan expression, then asked, "And what might those essentials be?"
"A dick?" Okay, that was a joke… modern feminists would kill me for that, but thankfully I live in a perfectly functional misogynistic ancient, super-advanced alien god society.
"Magnar, you realize I'm going to beat you now, right?" Freyja said with a lovely smile on her face.
"Indeed, I anticipated that. I am the God of Wisdom—predicting the actions of a dumb mongrel like you is insignificantly simple for me," I said, continuing my roasting.
"I see… did that divinity tell you that the best possible thing to do would be to annoy me even further?"
"No."
"Then why did you do it?"
"A Prince of Asgard never backs down," I said with a smile, acting cool, farming aura.
"I see," she said, nodding. But the next instant, she rolled her fist and threw a punch at me, shouting like some barbarian,
"BUT THE PRINCE OF ASGARD DOES GET BEATEN!!!"
Don't listen to the woman. She's lying. The shortie could never reach my face. I dodged it with absolute ease. She just punched my back, then landed a kick too… but only because I let her. She never stood a chance against me. Remember that.
"Sorry!!! That was a joke… really just a joke!!!" I shouted while running away, leading the foolish woman right into the castle I had just created.
While running, we soon reached the central hall of the castle. I turned back and—
"HAHAHAHA!! Foolish woman! You have walked right into my trap! I had prepared this castle just to capture you! Do you think you can leave this place now?!" I said, brimming with elegance—so much so that it shocked Freyja. For dramatic effect, as I finished my speech, I raised my hands in a T-shape, and all the gates of the castle closed at once.
"Hmph, demon! What are your nefarious plans?! I am the fiancée of the Prince of Asgard! If you dare do anything to me, you are done for!!" shouted Freyja.
See, that's the woman I fell in love with—who even gets into the role that fast.
"The Prince of Asgard is strong, but how will he ever know you are here, you foolish woman!" I said with a smirk.
"Hmph! A heartless demon like you can't understand, but my love for him would act as a beacon and guide him to me! And he surely would come! And once he does, you are done for!!"
Now that shocked me. I looked into Freyja's eyes, as she did into mine. Then—
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!" We both burst into a fit of laughter.
"That was a good one…" I said, still a little teary from the laugh.
"Hmph, you broke your role, so how are you gonna make it up to me now, my little prince?" she said with a devil-like smile.
"Of course I will make it up to you," I said, and raised a hand. A grand dining table, filled with roses, appeared at the center of the hall. Oh, and there were chairs too.
"Have a seat, milady," I said, preparing her seat for her.
"Oh, you even know how to properly treat a lady. My my… all my efforts were worth it—you are finally acting like a gentleman," Freyja said, wiping off imaginary tears.
"Shut up and enjoy without ruining the mood, milady."
She just giggled at that.
I raised my hand once again and—
'Raph, you done? Create the lunch.'
[Yes, Master~, enjoy the meal.]
And a grand feast appeared in front of us. The tantalizing scent was enough to tell that this was going to be the best meal of our lives.
"Huh… you can even cook?" Freyja asked with surprise. I just smiled and didn't answer.
We started eating, and after the first bite, I came to understand what Food Wars was all about. Yeah, this is the real stuff… I've been eating shit up until now.
Of course, the same was the case for Freyja too, who looked like she had just had a massive orgasm.
"So, how's it? Does this make up for my transgression?" I asked with a smirk.
"Darling… you should give up your ambitions of becoming the king… and just start coo'king'."
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