"Man, Kitahara really got it rough… But I guess this is what youth is all about. Thankfully, Chisa is a natural airhead. Otherwise, that guy would've been buried alive by now."
Shiro muttered to himself as he walked down the hallway. If it were any normal girl, Iori's constant stripping would've already landed him in jail!
"Speaking of which, where the hell is Azusa-nee?"
He looked around. The whole reason he came out was to find Azusa, and by now, she should've arrived already.
Suddenly, he heard voices coming from around the corner!
And for some reason, they sounded oddly familiar. Shiro's eyes narrowed, and he instinctively crouched down like a cat.
Around the corner
A man with a panda-like black eye was cornering a beautiful purple-haired woman, clearly unwilling to back down.
"Hey now, didn't we agree to this in the morning?"
"Ahaha… I already have plans."
Azusa sighed helplessly. She hadn't expected to run into this guy again. Didn't he have enough of an Osaka-style beatdown earlier today?
The panda-eyed man was none other than Kudou, the president of TB. And at this moment, he was seething with rage!
That squinty-eyed bastard gave him a fake phone number! When he called, he was met with the rough voice of some old dude! Kudou was so startled he nearly smashed his phone!
All the bad luck he had today was because of that infuriating squinty-eyed jerk. If he ever saw him again—
"Don't worry about it, it's just that squinty-eyed guy from before—"
"THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Before Kudou could even finish his sentence, he clutched his backside and leapt into the air like his soul had ascended to another plane of existence!
Meanwhile, Shiro was still in a forward-thrusting stance, smugly satisfied with his handiwork.
That strike just now? Pure Kakashi-level mastery!
…Too bad Kudou wasn't as cooperative as Naruto. He didn't go flying.
Hmm. Maybe I should shrink him down first?
But wait—there's already a shrunk-down Kudou. Can't have two characters overlapping, now can we?
"PFFT—AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Azusa burst into laughter, the sight before her simply too hilarious. She nearly collapsed onto Shiro from laughing so hard.
"Poke, poke~ Shiro, you're way too evil."
Shiro looked down at Kudou, who was now on his knees, clutching his rear. He was already thinking about which brand of hand sanitizer to use later.
"Kudou-san, you're amazing. You didn't even bleed~"
"PFFFT—"
Azusa laughed even harder. This guy doesn't just attack people, he goes straight for their dignity! No blood? Just what kind of implications does that have? ( ￣ω￣ )
!!!
Kudou's face twisted in pure rage as he glared at the duo before him. He was so furious he was about to explode!
"You damn squinty-ey—ngh! Ohh~"
He tried to yell, but the lingering tearing sensation from behind immediately shut him up.
…Wait, why does this actually feel kinda—
Shiro's face twisted in disgust as he quickly yanked Azusa away, putting distance between them.
Wait a minute. Is this guy actually a bottom?!
Without hesitation, he pulled out his phone. This moment needs to be recorded.
Meanwhile, Azusa's eyes gleamed as she stared at Kudou.
"Wait… Could this be one of those guys who overcompensate by chasing women just to hide the fact that they're actually a bottom?"
Kudou silently turned his head away as he looked at those glowing eyes and the constantly lighting-up phone.
Damn it! Why isn't anyone passing by this place?!
Isn't this bullying?!
Why is there still bullying in college?! And it's a first-year and a Oumi girl bullying him, a third-year at Izu University!!!
Seeing Kudou's miserable state, Shiro felt like he might have gone a little too far.
Kudou-senpai seemed to have been kneeling with his butt raised for a long time… Could it be…
He's a pervert! He's using this as an excuse to unleash his true nature!
Damn it, he's been using me! I can't let him corrupt the eyes of innocent female college students!
Then, under Kudou's terrified gaze and Azusa's flashing eyes, Shiro took off his shirt!
Oh!
Azusa excitedly covered her mouth. Shiro! Shiro has finally… This is too exciting! But why is the target this guy? If only it were Iori or Kohei!
"Don't catch a cold, Senpai~"
With a kind smile, Shiro placed his shirt over Kudo's butt!
Then, he stepped back and nodded in satisfaction at his work. This way, no one's eyes would be polluted!
The light in Azusa's eyes faded at this scene.
What the heck? I thought Shiro had finally awakened… Looks like there's still a long way to go.
(メ｀ロ′)/!!!
Kudou couldn't hold back anymore!
"You damn squinty-eyed bastard!!! Do you even realize what you've done?! You're the real pervert here! You **** this shirt *** which normal person would *****
****Mmmph!!!"
Due to the high profanity level, Shiro directly stuffed a pink ball into Kudou's mouth, finally silencing him…
Satisfied once again with his work, Shiro pulled Azusa away. The senpais were still waiting for him.
"Man, that profanity level was way too high."
"For real. But Shiro, you were amazing!"
"Of course! By the way, if I hadn't come, what were you planning to do?"
"Uh… Maybe let him enter the pageant and cheer him on?"
"…Do you even believe that yourself?"
"Hahaha, by the way, Shiro, where did you get that pink ball?"
"…Don't ask. If you ask, it came as a set with the handcuffs from before."
"..."
Kudou silently watched the two of them leave.
'pageant,' huh? I wasn't planning to participate this time, but now! Now this is a battle for dignity! I will definitely trample that squinty-eyed bastard underfoot!
Hiss! So painful!
…
"Kiyoko, Kiyoko, it's closing time already. We should hurry up and leave."
In the hallway, a beautiful brown-haired figure was pulling along a girl with a side ponytail.
That side-ponytailed girl was none other than Kiyoko Kamio, who had been looking for Shiro earlier!
And the brown-haired girl pulling her was her friend, Iida Kanako!
Logically, they shouldn't still be at school. They had stayed behind secretly. As for their purpose…
"It's fine, Kanako! We'll just say it's for a club activity! This time, I have to find that scumbag!"
As she spoke, Kiyoko couldn't help but wave her phone case knife!
Kanako's mouth twitched. She knew Kiyoko had been searching for the scumbag who played with her feelings, but… why did it feel like Kiyoko wasn't looking for him just for revenge?!
"But…"
"No buts! Let's go!"
Kiyoko pulled Kanako's hand and headed toward the corner. That bastard Kamishiro Shiro, she had to find him!
However, what awaited them was…
"AAAAHHH!!! PERVERT!!!"
Kanako screamed.
Before her eyes, a human-like figure was kneeling on the ground, slowly crawling forward, with a piece of clothing draped over his butt. And why the hell did the clothing have the words 'Mighty' on it?!
Kudou's crawling body froze, tears of regret rolling down his face.
(?????)
God, just let me die. May heaven be free of squinty eyes!