A Certain Park
On a bench in a park sat a small, golden-haired girl, happily swinging her feet as she ate takoyaki. Behind her were a pair of pure white angel wings. If anyone saw her, they might think she was cosplaying an angel—if they even noticed her at all.
The golden-haired girl lazily glanced up at the sky. Just moments ago, it had looked like a thunderstorm was about to roll in, but now, the dark clouds were retreating unnaturally fast.
"Tch, can't they hurry up? This is messing with my evening plans, damn it!"
Muttering curses through a mouthful of takoyaki, she scowled, her lips glistening with oil.
Tonight, a major event was dropping in her favorite game, featuring new gear. No way was she missing that!
She viciously stabbed a piece of takoyaki with a skewer, lifted it to her lips, and was just about to take a bite when—
Crack.
A tiny fracture appeared a few centimeters above her forehead, as if an invisible hammer had struck an unseen glass wall.
"Boom!"
Before she could react, the crack shattered, and something slammed into her forehead.
"Gyaa—pff!"
She saw stars, her head wobbling. As she tried to regain focus—
"Boom!"
Another heavy blow struck.
"You—!"
"Boom!"
Yet another strike. Too brutal.
If anyone had witnessed this scene, they'd have been terrified. A maniac was violently bludgeoning an innocent-looking angel loli!
"Boom!"
Finally, the poor golden-haired girl's eyes spun as she collapsed, multiple swollen lumps forming on her head, the ground beneath her caving in from the force.
"Tch. So it was an angel. No wonder we didn't get along!"
Yazuki clicked his tongue in annoyance.
After thoroughly knocking out the useless angel, he fully embraced the suppression of this world. Any later, and it wouldn't have been able to hold him anymore, he would've exploded.
The moment he broke through the dimensional wall, his instincts told him to strike first.
Speaking of which… what had he used to break through and beat the angel unconscious?
Oh. The dragon girl.
She, too, was knocked out cold.
"Phew~"
Letting out a long sigh, Yazuki finally managed to completely suppress his overflowing soul. Honestly, just relying on this world's rules wasn't enough—he had to forcefully push his soul back in as well.
The next moment—
Gurgle…
His stomach churned violently, his face turning an unhealthy shade of green.
Where was the nearest public restroom?! This was a park—there had to be one, right?!
He sprinted a few meters, then abruptly reversed course, eyeing the angel's soft, pure-white wings.
Sensing danger, the unconscious angel trembled slightly in her sleep.
...
"Mm?—!"
Opening her eyes, the blonde loli angel, still feeling a little dizzy, wobbled slightly before staggering to her feet.
She reached out her small hand to touch her forehead, and when her fingers brushed against the swollen bump, she inhaled sharply from the pain.
"Hehehe!"
A deathly cold laugh escaped her lips, and her face contorted into an extremely twisted and ferocious expression.
Just then, a gust of cool wind blew past, making her instinctively shudder, especially her wings. It felt strangely off—like the peculiar sensation of forgetting to wear panties and having the wind brush against bare skin.
Turning her head, she looked at her outstretched wings.
"..."
The blonde loli's eyes widened slightly, as if time had frozen for a moment. Then, her lips twitched unnaturally.
Her… her… her… her soft and beautiful angel wings—what had they turned into now? Several patches were completely bald, exposing skin that resembled a plucked chicken's.
She gave them a slight shake, and a few more feathers, clearly showing signs of being forcibly pulled, fell to the ground in a messy heap.
"Pfft—!"
The sound of suppressed laughter came from above. She looked up and saw a few of her friends staring at her in a daze—especially Satania, who immediately burst into hysterical laughter, laughing so hard that she lost control of her flight and plummeted to the ground.
"Ahahaha, w-what is that, Gabriel?! Pfft… ahahaha~"
Tears welled up in Satania's eyes as she rolled on the ground, laughing uncontrollably while pounding the floor as if her stomach was cramping from laughter.
The next second, an ominous chill filled the air. She saw the blonde loli angel—Gabriel—radiating an aura of pure darkness, as if she had transformed into a demon lord from the depths of hell. In her hands, she clutched a massive boulder from who-knows-where, walking towards her with murderous intent.
"Ah—pffft—wait, don't! Waaaah!!!"
Despite her fear, the sight of those patchy, bald angel wings was just too much, and Satania couldn't hold back her laughter. In the end, as the giant rock came crashing down, she let out a miserable scream before everything faded to black.
Dusting off her hands, Gabriel turned her gaze to the other two who had just landed. Her stare was so icy that both of them bit their lips tightly.
Even Raphiel, who usually loved teasing Gabriel, now pressed her lips together as tightly as possible, internally chanting [Do. Not. Laugh]. After all, Gabriel had officially evolved from an angel to a vengeful ghost—laughing now would be a death sentence.
"Which bastard did this?! Get the hell out here!!!"
From her small throat erupted a thunderous roar that rumbled far into the distance.
At the same time, Gabriel's eyes, filled with the intent to kill, scanned her surroundings. Then, with a burst of speed, she shot into the air, darting around like a lightning bolt before slamming back into her original position like a crashing thunder strike.
The next second, her expression darkened even further as she pulled out her golden horn. Taking a deep breath, her cheeks puffed up, ready to blow.
"Wait, Gabriel!!!"
As always, Vignette dashed toward Gabriel, firmly grabbing the golden horn before it could reach her lips.
"Don't stop me, Vigne! I'm going to kill that bastard!!!"
"Oh my, looks like we've got a dragon trying to sneak away~"
Raphiel's teasing remark made both of them turn their heads immediately. There, they saw her blocking the path of a dragon girl who was baring her fangs in defiance.
If Gabriel remembered correctly, when she first woke up, there was someone unconscious beside her… and it was this dragon girl.
Good.
This one must know who attacked her.
With a six-steps-no-family-to-recognize swagger, Gabriel strode forward, her gaze murderous.
"Hey, dumb dragon, who—"
"Who are you calling a dumb dragon, you bald-chicken angel?"
The dragon girl, Tohru, immediately cut her off with a sharp retort. She had recognized this annoying angel right away—the very same one who shot her in the butt back then.
"Hah? Bald-chicken angel? Hehehe, you wanna die?"
"As if I'd be scared of you, you damn lackey of this world's god!"
The two pressed their foreheads together, rolling up their sleeves, ready for an all-out brawl.