*huff* *huff*
After tactically retreating, James spun on his heels and looked around for any pursuers. Finding none he clapped his hands together and closed his eyes as he chanted,
"My mind is clean, my body is pure, my mind is clean, my body is pure, begone sexy goblins! Wait no, begone unclean spirit!"
With that James had completely repressed the memory in a very healthy way..
"I was running for awhile and I still don't see an end to this forest. Welp, let's keep it moving."
James then spun on his heels again to continue in the direction he was previously headed. That's when he noticed a green slime rolling around a good distance ahead of him.
'If I can kill this I'll get exp and level up, this is perfect haha. Slimes are the weakest monsters in any fantasy setting aside from maybe goblins, I can do this!'
For some reason James felt a strong feeling of déjà vu…
Looking around he found a hefty stick in which he intended to use on his unsuspecting foe. Walking closer it seemed the slime finally noticed him about 30 paces out.
"Ufufu a worthy adversary, able to detect my presence this far away. Unfortunately for you foul creature, I've come to put an end to your life!" James felt that he had nailed his speech with an overflowing amount of charisma and bravado.
Running forward with courage and valor, James struck a heavy overhead swing onto the slime with his trusty battle stick. Flatting the slime into paste as James struck a very heroic pose.
"It was a hard fought victory and thanks to you I've stepped onto the path of greatness. You will be remembered as my stepping stone in the…. Crap." His victory speech cutoff abruptly when he noticed the slime had reformed around his weapon into the same oblong shape it was before.
James moved to step back and drop the stick when the slime sprang off the ground towards him.
"Aaahhh it bur— actually this doesn't hurt at all. Holy shit, is this my cheat! Am I impervious to damage? I really am to amazing hahahaha."
James bit his lip trying to figure out why it seemed a bit drafty recently, he looked down and saw the slime was dissolving his clothes at his waist where it attached.
"Oh you bastard, these are the only clothes I have! Stop that!"
The slime didn't seem hear as it kept melting his clothes, pressing into his waist even deeper.
'Oooo this actually feels kinda good… maybe I should..'
"What the hell! This thing is molesting me! These monsters are too freaky!"
The lower half of James shirt along with his pants to mid thigh, were completely dissolved. And now the slime seemed hell bent on giving him a turbo suck job.. or slime job?
"Get off me foul beast! You're not stealing my isekai virginity that easy."
Panicked and looking for a way outta his predicament, James noticed a small purple crystal inside the slime. Instinctively he shot his hand forward and grabbed it. And when he yanked it back out, the slime ceased all movement and collapsed to ground in a pile of goo. Making sure he had finally put an end to it once and for all, he started to relaxed when suddenly-
(Received 20exp)
(20/100 to level 1)
This was best news James had received all day, he jumped up in the air for joy, that's when he felt something else jump with him.
'I need to do something about my pants before I meet anyone or they'll think I'm a total pervert.'
Out of the corner of his eye James noticed a flash of green as another slime launched at his manhood. Repeating the process of removing the crystal resulted in a swift demise for the slime.
(20exp received)
(40/100 to level 1)
"Hmm clothes can wait for now it seems… Come on slimes, all you can eat meat buffet on aisle 3!"
Swinging his junk around, James went running through the forest to find more slimes to heroically battle…
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(20exp received)
(100/100 to level 1)
(Level up)
"That's what I'm talking about baby, oh yeah. Character sheet."
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(Player: James)
[Race: Human] [Age: 14]
Level:1
Exp [0/1000]
Attributes
Str: 5
Int: 8
Wis: 5
Con: 9
Spd: 5
Unallocated points: 10
Skills: Entoxicating Scent (Active)
Perks: Male, Unblocked
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"Finally, now its my time to shine. But eh, what is this skill entoxicating scent? And why is it active. And why the hell am I suddenly 14 years old."
James focused on the skill in his character sheet and a description popped up.
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Skill: Entoxicating scent (Active)
Description: When activated creates pheromone bubble around user that indicates you are a man and can breed.
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"What the fuck? Can breed? Like I'm some sort of animal." Flabbergasted by this discovery James realized this is why those goblins and slimes had acted that way. He was tempted to turn it off, but the skill was probably the only reason he was alive right now.
If those goblins had charged him, he was doubtful he could beat them to death with his bare hands. Same with the slimes, if they jumped on his face and suffocated him instead of his dick, it was very likely he would've died.
"I guess I have to keep this skill active for a little while longer.."
Focusing back on his character sheet he then remembered he had a perk for being male. Concentrating on it provided more information.
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Perk: Male
Description: Grants +5 attribute gain upon level up. Allows you to impregnate other sexes.
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"Why does being a man give me double attribute points? Also obviously I can make babies with a wiener." Clearing his mind, he focused on his other perk.
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Perk: Unblocked
Description: Removes exp limitions imposed on the male sex. Grants full exp amount on quest completion and slain enemies. Exp required to level skills lowered to other sexes default.
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"What I'm gathering from the context clues here is that guys are getting shafted here pretty hard."
Taking some time to collect his thoughts, James decided no time was better than the present to allocate his stats and his character sheet ended up looking like
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(Player: James)
[Race: Human] [Age: 14]
Level:1
Exp [0/1000]
Attributes
Str: 10
Int: 8
Wis: 5
Con: 9
Spd: 10
Unallocated points: 0
Skills: Entoxicating Scent (Active)
Perks: Male, Unblocked
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Splitting up his points to give half to strength and speed seemed like the best course of action, especially in his predicament. Running through the woods all day had put him no closer to any civilization and it seemed that he might have to spend a while in the forest.
Testing out his increased stats was a little tricky at first, when he went to start running his legs tried to move at the same time and he tripped.
"That wasn't very dignified."
Getting up and trying a slower pace worked a lot better than the full power sprint he tried a moment ago. Slowly jogging through the trees he gradually picked up the pace to what seemed to be his top speed.
'If I had longer legs, I'd be college level athlete.'
Coming to a halt, James was trying to find a way to test his strength. Seeing no better option he walked over to the closest tree and punched it as hard as he could.
"Owww son a bitch." Shaking his hand and blowing on his scraped knuckles had James feeling like a complete idiot. "Of course I wasn't going to punch a hole in the tree, if I could only run as fast as an athlete with 10 speed, why the hell would 10 strength make me the hulk."
While James had already had a very productive day, it seemed that a only few hours had actually passed. With the sun still making its way to the middle of the sky, James realized it wasn't even midday yet.
With that in mind he asked himself if he really wanted to stay outside in the forest at night. So he made a decision, spinning around in a circle a couple of times he stopped a little dizzy, with his direction picked he started running.
10 minutes in.. he was ambushed. A slime rocketed off the ground towards his junk. With his increased speed it had only 'slime jobed' him for half second before he snatched its life force away. All the while, he had kept running.
2 hours later James came to a halt when he approached a river. It's current didn't look particularly strong and James was thankful for the chance to wash himself. His pants had been long forgotten after a sneaky slime tried to violate him from the back. All that remained of his clothes were his running shoes and his shirt that had been disintegrated up to his chest.
He was basically naked in a crop top and shoes. Amused at his state of undress, James inspected his character sheet while taking off his shoes.
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(Player: James)
[Race: Human] [Age: 14]
Level:1
Exp [370/1000]
Attributes
Str: 10
Int: 8
Wis: 5
Con: 9
Spd: 10
Unallocated points: 0
Skills: Entoxicating Scent (Active)
Perks: Male, Unblocked
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It seemed after his level up slimes only provided half exp, meaning he had killed 37 sexually frustrated balls of goo.
After his quick dip in the river, James felt rather refreshed. Putting his shoes back on, James glanced at his crop top shirt and left it. It seemed a little too flamboyant for his style. But then again he had another idea for it…
Stretching his legs through the arms holes, James had finally covered up his dignity. Though at this point he really didn't care about modesty, his dick kept flopping around when he was running and it was starting to hurt.
Walking along the river was a peaceful endeavor for about five minutes. From the river emerged a giant snake thing with a human like appearance from the torso up, slithering on a big scaly tail. 'I seem to recall these being named a Naga or a Lamia I think.'
Roaming over her features silently, James actually considered her pretty cute. Deep black hair that reached her waist was draped over her like clothing, covering her bare body underneath. With gentle blue eyes and pouty lips, James had to give her a good 7/10.
James interrupted whatever horny snake fest he was about to witness with, "Hello miss snake lady, do you know where the closest village might be located? I'm pretty lost."
For a long moment nothing happened and James started wondering wether or not she had understood him. Before he could break the silence, the snake lady had stammered out, "Ffuuu~~ e~"
James took a step forward, "Whats that miss, I didn't quite catch that." Though he noticed a deep shade of red flushed down her neck when he moved closer.
James mind jolted as he realized the problem and immediately deactivated Entoxicating Scent.
At the same time he deactivated the skill, the snake lady fell backwards and put her hands on her lower waist area, spreading open her hole as she shouted, "Fuck my pussssy!"
A long silence passed as neither of them spoke, the flush retreating from the snake lady while James attempted to keep his face under control.
Eventually she sat up and looked at him with blush that spoke of embarrassment and not arousel.
"I'm very sorry Sir James, please forgive my behavior. I don't know what came over me."
"That's quite alright miss..?"
"Retanya. Retanya Gintra of the Gintra Lamia tribe."
"So miss Gintra do-"
"Please call me Retanya, Sir James. Miss Gintra is my grandmother." She giggled.
"Then you must call me James, Retanya."
Receiving a nod from the now confirmed Lamia James went on,
"So Retanya, would you happen to know where we are? I'm quite lost and would like to find a safer place than the woods before nighttime."
"Oh, well currently we are in the eastern forest of the Roranspoc Duchy. The main city of Roranspoc would be about 12 days away by carriage from here."
"I see. Well what about the closest settlement?"
"That's fairly straightforward James, just keep following the river upstream and you'll be in the town of Creekrock well before sundown."
James strode forward and clasped her hands.
"Thank you so much Retanya, you're a lifesaver!"
With a noticeable blush returning she managed to respond.
"It's no problem at all James, but if you don't mind me asking, why are you in the woods all alone?"
Thinking rapidly about a convincing lie, he said, "uh err, well that's umm… yeah that's it! I woke up in the forest this morning and now I can't remember anything. I don't even know where I'm from.." he said the last with small frown as if he was trying to remember.
Retanya put her hands up to her face in a gesture of shock, "Oh James that's horrible.. how do you feel? Is your bottom sore?"
What the hell. Did this woman just curse me?