"All right, thank you for your time. I'll be there bright and early."
Click
"Oh yeah baby!" James enthusiastically pumped his arms up in the air, "It's time to get my shit together, hell yeah!"
'I've been looking for a decent job for months now, I'm so happy I could cry.' he silently mused to himself. 'I only have $1500 left in my checking account, another month of bummin around would've fucked me. Who knew Wallsmart payed so well.'
Chuckling to himself, "Well alright then, I'll start my new job in a couple days and since it's weekly pay, it wouldn't hurt to splurge a little on a celebratory dinner."
'Maybe I'll let loose a little and buy a bottle and see if any of my buddies from the army want to get on the game later.
Jumping off his bed with the vigor of knowing he had a set stable income, it was time show the world he was a man with plan. 'Maybe after a couple of months of working there I could apply for college, I haven't used any of the government assistance that came with serving my contract.'
With a new fire burning in his heart he proclaimed, "I'm only 25, I can get a degree in couple years, maybe in IT perhaps…" making his way to the bathroom he stared at himself in the mirror, "I can do this, I used to repel outta helicopters into fucking Iraq. I can make it in the civilian world."
After taking a shower, shaving and brushing his teeth, James once again assessed himself in the mirror. Dark brown eyes stared back at him with a newly confident gleam. Brown hair with a side part that resembled his old military cut, just a few inches longer. A thin sliver scar on his upper lip from when his M249 malfunctioned and ejected hot brass on his face. And a striking jawline with a slightly cleft chin.
James gave himself a strong 7/10 in appearance after cleaning himself up. Would've been higher if not for the perpetual dark circles under his eyes. He had been out for 3 years now and still hadn't caught up on sleep it seemed.
Now grinning at himself, "Whatever happens in the future, at least I'm pretty good looking, maybe I'll scrap gaming tonight and go the bar. It's been awhile since my girl broke up with me."
With a spring in his step, James left the bathroom, 'where are my shoes at…' he started blankly at his room and started to feel a bit filthy just standing there.
"I'm kinda gross, huh."
Dirty clothes with random wads of tissue thrown about all over made him think of all the intensely graphic porn and fetish material he had been consuming recently.
"All right well that settles it, no more porn games for me." He murmured under his breath. "I should probably open a window.. or two…"
After haphazardly cleaning his room he finally located his shoes and sat at his desk to put them on. A blinking icon caught his attention on his monitor as he looked back up. A fair amount of shame passed over him as he recognized the blinking image.
'It's only 5pm I can have one last hurrah before I wipe my hard drive and get my self under control.' Looking down at his pants he slowly pushed them down, 'I guess I won't need these on for a little while. Though I don't know why it's blinking, I could've sworn I played through all the games content already. Maybe it was updated?'
Grabbing the mouse he finally clicked on the icon of beautiful blonde elf with huge breasts wielding a long wooden staff. 'Her name is Myen'tal and from what I remember she is the goddess who pops up randomly to guide the story and info dump the world history. I didn't exactly pay that much attention to it as I was just trying to skip to sex scenes.'
Finally Fractured World loaded up and James was startled to see a new feature on the screen, a chat box floating on the right hand side.
"Why in the world did they put a chat box? This game came out like 2 days ago and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who knows about it." The more he thought about it the more confused he was, "This is a porn game, who the hell wants to chat while jerking off? If I wasn't surfing on the 8th page of the internet I don't think this game would have a single download."
Shaking his head from the absurdity, he went to click the chat box and typed in a single word.
James: [hello?]
'That's weird I don't remember putting a username, especially not my actual name.'
Suddenly a new message appeared in the chat box.
Goddess Myen'tal: [Hello.]
Goddess Myen'tal: [Did you enjoy?]
James: [wow! I thought I was the only one who played this so far]
Goddess Myen'tal: [You are.]
Goddess Myen'tal: [Did you enjoy?]
James: [you are? You are what lol are you a dev or something]
Goddess Myen'tal: [ You are the only player. You can consider me a 'dev' if you wish.]
Goddess Myen'tal: [Did you enjoy?]
James: [ohh that's cool. yeah I liked it, the combat was satisfying and nsfw scenes were great!]
Goddess Myen'tal: [If you could live there would you?]
James: [live where? in the game world??]
James: [I mean I guess so.. who wouldn't want to live in a fantasy world with magic and stuff haha]
Goddess Myen'tal: [Are you certain.]
James: [are you kidding me! it would be awesome especially in the Fractured World setting]
James: [haha sorry if this rude, but I don't remember much of your story but the women seemed insanely horny which is a big plus]
Goddess Myen'tal: […]
Goddess Myen'tal: [Do you remember anything about the F-Virus.]
James: [hmm oh yeah kinda, I dubbed it the freaky virus cause the women started goin crazy when it was introduced lol]
Goddess Myen'tal: [*faceplam*]
Goddess Myen'tal: [I will ask again, are you certain you would like to live in the Fractured World .]
James: [yeah man damn haha it'd be so epic to have magic or superhuman strength]
Goddess Myen'tal: [Thrice asked, thrice accepted.]
James sent back a question mark and suddenly his screen turned black then flickered back on to his home screen. The game seemingly automatically deleted.
"What the actual fuck."
Completely weirded out, James shook his head and saw the time on the computer. 'How is it already that late I need to get going or I'm going to have instant ramen for dinner tonight.'
As James went to stand up, his forgotten pants around his knees caused him to stumble and then fall, clipping his temple on his solid oak desk. His vision darkening as he thought 'this is fucking embarrassing.'
_______________
"Awww my head…" James slowly blinked spots out of his vision as noticed it was unnaturally bright in his room and his floor felt a bit tickly on his bare ass.
Looking around his mouth dropped in shock as he realized he was in the middle of a forest.
"What on gods green earth…"
For thirty seconds he took in his surroundings, sitting still as possible his body debating wether fight or flight was needed. Remarkably quick he hoped to his feet with his pants around his ankles. Brushing dirt off his butt, he bent down and yanked his pants up in a flash. His clothes seemed noticeably bigger then they had been as if he had shrunk a full foot in height.
"No free peep shows around here" he muttered quietly. "I don't remember drinking and even less gallivanting around in the forest nude."
Inside his mind he heard a static buzz that grew in pitch till it popped and a strange mechanical voice appeared in his head.
(Welcome to the Fractured World player James)
"Holy shit! Is this really happening right now?! I start to get my life together and then I'm fucking isekai'd into a porn game I don't remember." James fell to knees and felt like crying, "I had my life all figured out man.. I mean kinda but still.."
Internally James moaned and groaned until he realized he was in fact not dreaming and he couldn't change his situation. Realizing complaining was getting him nowhere, he stood up and took a deep breath.
"Do I at least have a cheat skill or a system or an overpowered weapon… c'mon give me something."
Looking around and seeing nothing but trees and grass, he sighed and said the only thing he could think of.
"System"
When nothing happened he tried again.
"System."
"Activate system."
'I'm totally screwed, what about a stat page.'
"Status."
"Activate status."
"Status screen"
'Shit nothing happened.'
"Character sheet."
Bzzzz
Suddenly a whirring electronic noise penetrated his mind.
"Oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about, I knew I wasn't forsaken haha."
(Access denied)
"Goddamnit! Why?!"
(Gain 1 level to access your character sheet, current level 0)
"Okay, how?"
(By gaining experience)
James wanted to smash his head against the tree when heard the robotic voices reply.
Seething in anger James took several minutes to calm down before he came to terms with his situation once again. Standing here doing nothing is pointless, I need to find a town or something before it gets dark.
The hairs on the back of his neck stood up and he turned around. There stood three short green female humanoids.
"Really… goblins.." James sighed in disbelief as the final stone of his reality cemented into the fact he was in a fantasy world. "At least they're weak, goblins are the weakest species in any fantasy setting, except maybe slimes."
Shaking off his internal dialogue James squared his shoulders and bent his knees and brought his fists up ready for action.
The three goblins stood there watching him as their faces slowly started to flush a shade of red. Their nostrils flaring as they started to breath heavily and grunt. It seemed somewhat… erotic..?
The more he stared he realized that they weren't really even that bad looking. James guessed he was about 5 foot tall putting the goblins somewhere around 3 and half. And the tits on the middle one we're disproportionally huge.
In a flash all three moved and James was ready for it. Except he wasn't..
All three spun on their heels dropped to their knees and yanked off the leather and fur clothes covering them, exposing their bare asses. Three wiggling booties moved in circles and humped the air begging to get penetrated.
"I'm in this world 10 minutes and there are three freaky goblins on their hand and knees."
James stood slack jawed at the display, completely bewildered by the behavior of the little monsters. But he had to admit that he thought it was kinda hot.
'Should I….. no I'm not THAT desperate… ahem I mean it is… absolutely not, I have standards and what about goblin std's'
James hardened his will as he stared at the three mesmerizing butts not daring to look away, you know in case this was a trap… Until he caught a glimpse of something moving at the crotch of the middle goblin. At first he thought that it was her gigantic breasts swinging around, when he took a step closer he almost yelled.
'What the hell man, that's definitely a dick and balls combo with a vagina at the back. Why is there a goblin futa in my fantasy isekai, shouldn't the protagonist get a say…
I'm a pervert, but this is too much!'
Finally James turned and sprinted away, screaming bloody murder.