Shirou was currently walking around olympus, the party would start in an hour, he had already made the food and prepared the decorations, gave harmonia some food so that she would not eat what he prepared for the guests, he swore the way that kid ate his cooking looked like she was starved, she ate as fast as taiga, anyways he was now looking for someone specific, someone he was desprate to make friends with due to their divinity over magic, she was known as hecate, the goddess of magic, he needed an alliance with her if he ever wished to return to saber and rin.
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Shirou found her alone writing things on a pieace of papper which was not very rare since from what he saw in hephaestus memmories, hecate was an outcast often looked upon as evil for her magic and domains. She wore a witch hat and much to his dismay greek clothings which were revealing, but he had grown used to it. Though he did wonder what rin would say about her witch outfit, it would be funny to see.
Shirou: hello
The goddess of magic was startled making her drop her pappers. Shirou quickly went down and picked them up before handing them over to hecate who has just snapped out of her shock.
Hecate: greetings umm...
Shirou: oh I guess you did not hear, it's me hephaestus.
Hecate: WHAT! HOW?
Shirou: long story, anyways what are you doing now ?
Hecate: just writing down notes on some spells I want to use to enchant some weapons.
Shirou: why don't you use runes ?
While shirou did not have much magic knowledge at first, the memories of Emiya and hephaestus helped alot.
Hecate facepalmed at her stupidity.
Hecate: why didn't I think of that? So do you need anything from me ?
People did not talk to her unless they needed something.
Shirou: well I have arranged a party in my temple and I was wondering of you wanted to come as well.
Hecate got really close to shirou and held his hands tightly her eyes shinning with excitment.
Hecate (excitedly): you really want me to come to your party ?
Shirou (awkwardly): yes that is if you want.
Realizing what she was doing hecate untangled herself from shirou and coughed while looking at him with a look that reminded shirou of rin.
Hecate: I suppose I will honor you with my presence.
Shirou: (tsundere ). Good I will be waiting for you. I was really hoping you would accept my invitation.
Giving her his best emiya smile.
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Hecate (blushing): (he was hoping I accept, could he be...impossible he barely knows me, could it be love at first talk, now that I see him, he is quite dashing and has a really comforting aura and big warm hands that make me safe, not to mention those abs, you can grind cheese on them). Ofcourse afterall you should be honored to have me, now if you will excuse me I have things to do. (I need to get my best dress and make my hair and put some nice earings ).
Shirou: see you then.
Teleporting to his temple with hecate doing the same neither seeing a certain love goddess who was spying on them with eyes that burned of rage.
Aphrodite (angrily): (he left me yesterday and is already flirting with other women, a second rate godess non the less and a party? HE IS CELEBRATING LEAVING ME ).
Shirou arrived just in time to see harmonia trying to steal one of the cookies he made for the guests making him cough.
Harmonia froze and turned and saw her dad looking at her with a raised eyebrow.
Harmonia (nervously): hi dad, how are you?
Shirou: what were you just doing young lady?
Harmonia knew she could not lie so she looked down in disapointment.
Harmonia: stealing a cookie, I'm sorry.
Shirou sighed before grabbing a cookie and giving it to harmonia who smiled and then gave her patt on her head.
Shirou next time ask me first.
Harmonia: yes sir, where were you dad?
While enjoying the cookie.
Shirou: oh I was just speaking with hecate, I asked if she wanted to come and she said yes. Then shirou went to prepare more food not noticing harmonia breaking the cookie in half.
Harmonia : (First target recognized, preparing anti thott defenses, target hecate).
1 hour later
The door to the temple of hephaestus was knocked and the door was openned by shirou who just stared at him once they saw what he was wearing. Noticing the looks shirou had to ask.
Shirou: is something wrong?
Hades: what are you wearing?
Shirou looked down and saw nothing wrong.
Shirou: what?
Hestia: he means why are you wearing a apron?
Shirou: well I cooked the food and did not want to get my clothes dirty.
Demeter: you cook?
Shirou: yes I enjoy cooking
Hecate: (a house husband? I may have hit jackpot ).
Shirou: come in everyone, I hope you are hungry.
The god and goddesses came in looking around and were impressed with how tidy and nice the palace was, it had a family aura that was quite welcoming and relaxing.
Metis: you have a nice place here hephaestus, clean too.
Harmonia: yes dad keeps it clean.
All were surprised to see harmonia in hephaestus's temple. They thought that after he knew she was really ares's daughter he would want nothing to do with her.
Demeter: nephew..
Shirou: before you say something, harmonia is my daughter, she may not be my biological daughter, but it was I who raised her and that is what matters to me.
This brought smiles to the goddesses, they were quite touched with the kindness and care shirou had for harmonia, it was something most gods don't even give to their own children.
Hestia: I am so proud of you nephew.
Shirou: thanks now come on, we don't want the food to get cold.
All went to the table and immedietly the scent of food put them in a trance making uncounciously drool. They looked and saw food they have never seen before, shirou decided to use his future knowledge to make dishes that were unique to this era and never ever seen before, he mixed both western and easten food as well to give more variety.
To the god and goddesses the food looked as if it was shinning, a holy light was coming from it that not even helios's sun could outshine.
Hecate attempted to sit next to shirou but was blocked by harmonia who gave her an innocent smile and said she wanted to sit next to her father.
The group except shirou took their first bites and were slowly their faces turned red, there chewed slowly savoring the taste, their taste buds could no longer take it and exploded.
Demeter: this is...
Unable to describe it.
Hades: divine food, no it's better than ambriosa.
With tears falling from his eyes and a smile on his face for the first time in a decade.
Hestia: teach me master.
In awe and having to admit that her food was garbage in comparison.
Metis: it's not logical, how can food be this good?
While stuffing her face with food.
Hecate and harmonia would have said something but they were too busy shoving food into their mouths.
Shirou smiled seeing that they liked his food and enjoyed it.
After 30 minutes there was only one chicken left.
Hades: I am stuffed.
Hestia: this is heaven.
Hecate: I can't eat anymore.
Shirou: so you don't want desert ?
Hecate: on second thought I can still eat.
Demeter: it would be a shame if food went to waste.
Trying to act dignified but the drool was not helping her.
Shirou: I will go get it but someone eat the chicken please, it would be a waste.
Then he got to get the desert. Once he was gone the divine beings glared at each other.
Hades: don't even think about it, that chicken is mine.
Demeter: keep dreaming skull face.
Metis: as queen of olympus I order this chicken to be mine.
Hecate: then I guess there is only one thing to do.
The adults got up and summoned their weapons, even the peaceful hestia had a fireball in her hand.
The door openned and in came shirou who saw the god and goddesses sitting politely.
Shirou: is something the matter? I heard yelling.
Demeter: nope everything is fine.
Hades: yes all good here
Shirou: oh nobody ate the chicken.
Harmonia: don't worry dad I will eat it.
Then to the despair of the others she took the chicken and ate it making the others on the table internally cry and swear vengence. It would be cruel and inhuman they swore.
Shirou then put the deserts on the table, he had made cakes, crepes, ice cream all which looked to be glowing.
The divine beings wasted no time eating, to shirou's eyes it looked like 5 pieaces of each dish he made was dissapearing every 10 seconds, thankfully he was used to cooking for saber and taiga, both who had the appetite of a hundred olympic runner after a long race. Не could barely get a cake without his hand being almost sliced off. Finally all the deserts ended, not even a single cookie remained.
Demeter: this is definetly the happiest day of my life.
Hades: nephew you have a gift.
Suddenly hecate got up from her seat and bowed infront of shirou.
Hecate: marry me please?
The others but shirou chocked on air and began coughing.
Harmonia: (NOOOO, I HAVE FAILED).
Shirou laughed a bit before getting up and collecting the plates.
Shirou: nice joke hecate.
Then he left towards the kitchen.
Hecate (with tears in her eyes): but it wasn't a joke.
Harmonia: (YESSSS).
Hestia: if the goddesses knew of this, hephaestus would become the number one bachelor on olympus.
Demeter: no kidding, I am tempted to marry him now.
Metis (sighing): if only I wasn't married to Zeus.
Hades: (nephew I am proud of you).
Shirou came in with some tea for all to drink.
The divine sat in their seats relaxing for a while, talking about trivial matters.
Metis: anyways I have been keeping a secret and since most of us are here and in a good mood I suppose I will announce it.
Hestia: What is the matter metis ? It is unlike you to keep secrets.
Metis: I am pregnant.
Demeter: Congratulations sister in law.
Metis: thank you all, if it is a boy I will name him Alexander and if it is a girl Athena.
The others were congratulating her but were interupted by the sound of glass shattering. They turned to see and were surprised to see hephaestus with a very serious face.
Shirou: you must not tell zeus.
Everyone was surprised seeing the urgency and seriousness of the god.
Metis: but why?
Shirou: because if you do...Zeus will try to destroy you and your child.
Dropping the bomb on them making their eyes widen.
The End.
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